Fuck yeah, Andyman Messiah review Fallout 3!!

[Monocause]

Seriously, what the fuck is with all the fruity fantasy bullshit names on that forum? Jesus fucking Christ on a cumdraining slutwhore! Pick a real fucking name, you stupid little shits. At least my name is my name, y'know. Andy + my gender (man) + what I am (the messiah). Here, I'll help you all out: Bob + your gender (saxophone) + what you are (an incredible blowhard). Bobsaxophone Blowhard. The new action hero. Don't be surprised if he'll be the new James Bourne Sutherland.

You can call me Tomboner Drillhappy if you wish to.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Hope it helps

I already got all of it covered 'cept for the spells which I will be covering now that you reminded me.

Monocause: boring combat is boring, yes.

Thanks. Keep it coming if there's anything else.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Seriously, what the fuck is with all the fruity fantasy bullshit names on that forum? Jesus fucking Christ on a cumdraining slutwhore! Pick a real fucking name, you stupid little shits. At least my name is my name, y'know. Andy + my gender (man) + what I am (the messiah). Here, I'll help you all out: Bob + your gender (saxophone) + what you are (an incredible blowhard). Bobsaxophone Blowhard. The new action hero. Don't be surprised if he'll be the new James Bourne Sutherland.

You can call me Tomboner Drillhappy if you wish to.

Oh I will.

Wink wink.

Case someone wanders in: I'm up to my ears in SERIOUSLY REVIEWING The Witcher right now, and now I need your help! Both my reviews so far have lacked in the department of "certain issues". For example I didn't bring up the lackluster AI in Mass Effect (not that there was anything to talk about, but still...). So, people: Stuff in TW:EE you want me to go angry cunt mode on. Let's hear it.

This is going to be the most SERIOUS!! review ever!

 

[Gragt]

Boobies!

 

[Jim Cojones]

There is no mention of Cirilla in the game, while she was the main character through the most of the saga and is far more interesting than Geralt.

The sex department in TW is somehow lacking:
- no dwarf women (that would be hot!),
- you can't play as a female => no lesbian sex,
- no furries.

Case someone wanders in: Andyman is up to his ears in SERIOUSLY REVIEWING The Witcher right now, and now he needs your help! Both his reviews so far have lacked in the department of "certain issues". For example he didn't bring up the lackluster AI in Mass Effect (not that there was anything to talk about, but still...). So, people: Stuff in TW:EE you want him to go angry cunt mode on. Let's hear it.

This is going to be the most SERIOUS!! review ever!

 

[asper]

They have probably saved Ciri for the sequel, as well as Yennefer. And Andy, I don't want you to go angry mode on the art direction, the atmosphere, or the music, because all are top-notch.

 

[Monocause]

They have probably saved Ciri for the sequel, as well as Yennefer. And Andy, I don't want you to go angry mode on the art direction, the atmosphere, or the music, because all are top-notch.

And Andy, if you bash the writing, the dialogue or characters be sure to mention that the poor translation is most likely the culprit.

Case someone wanders in: Andyman is up to his ears in SERIOUSLY REVIEWING The Witcher right now, and now he needs your help! Both his reviews so far have lacked in the department of "certain issues". For example he didn't bring up the lackluster AI in Mass Effect (not that there was anything to talk about, but still...). So, people: Stuff in TW:EE you want him to go angry cunt mode on. Let's hear it.

This is going to be the most SERIOUS!! review ever!

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Thanks, guys!

This is going to be the most SERIOUS!! review ever!

 

[Phelot]

What do you get when a bunch of Polacks try to make a video game? THE WITCHER


USA USA USA

 

[Andyman Messiah]

This is going to be the most SERIOUS!! review ever!

 

[Jason]

seriously?

 

[Gragt]

I can't take all this SIRIUSNESS anymore! Please someone make love to me right now!

 

[Monocause]

What do you get when a bunch of Polacks try to make a video game? THE WITCHER


USA USA USA

Is this OldSchoolKamikaze's alt with which he'll do the USA supremacism faggotry play outside of GD?

Case someone wanders in: Andyman is up to his ears in steaming shit SERIOUSLY REVIEWING The Witcher right now, and now he needs your vital organs help! Both his reviews so far have lacked in the multi-headed dick department of "certain issues". For example he didn't bring up the lackluster alien lesbian cunt AI in Mass Effect (not that there was anything to talk about, but still...). So, people: Stuff in TW:EE you want him to go and fuck your angry cunt mode on. Let's hear it.

This is going to be the most SERIOUS!! review ever!

 

[Phelot]

Remember that witch that's in the cave after you save Alvin and those other children? If you have sex with her the kids all saw it happen, then you get that disgusting card of her were she looks all muddy and shit.

Then in the third act you see like 3 of the same witch at the party in the tavern.

 

[Luzur]

Remember that witch that's in the cave after you save Alvin and those other children? If you have sex with her the kids all saw it happen, then you get that disgusting card of her were she looks all muddy and shit.

i dont see what you find wrong with that.

but i was abit unsure what those cards were for actually, they open some bonus level?

 

[Phelot]

i dont see what you find wrong with that.

but i was abit unsure what those cards were for actually, they open some bonus level?

Well, if you collect all the cards on the hardest difficulty setting, then if you start a new game, you can get sex cards for some new characters like: Alvin, The Captain of the guard that turns into a werewolf, sigfried, that old man in the swamp that eats people. There might be more, I'm not sure yet, still playing

 

[Luzur]

cards of guys? does that mean the witcher is bi-sexual?

 

[Andyman Messiah]

All cool, heavily scarred albino warriors are bisexual. For realsies.