As I said, this update will stretch all the way to the end of turn 8. But now, it's time for turn 3!
Between the turn, we get shown our room. You know what time it is, kids!
Now with that out of the way, allow me to call myself an idiot. I forgot to equip all the cool items I spent my hard-earned points on:
Our beloved Kenshin gets "A Consoletard's Guide to Sieging Castles", which basically gives her initial stat buffs when fighting in castles. Shibata gets the Protection Paper, which makes him start with a guard shikigami. Ran gets the Quick Bug, which gives her +2 Speed - this is so she can unleash her shikigami before she gets blasted, or so she can plant a guard shikigami before the enemy can hit.
Toshii, Ranmaru and Fuuka get +2 Defence, Attack and Intelligence stats, respectively.
Now, here's our proud country as we left it last time.
Disgustingly small, time to expand.
ATTACK!
A pretty easy victory, with almost no casualties because of the guard shikigamis.
I knew I should have listened to my mother and married my brother instead.
...
It was a disturbing suggestion on many levels, I know.
Ok, time to rape Fuuka:
Hey Fuuka, time to rape you!
But the prophecy says that you must conquer three countries before I can be yours!
wat
No rape, Rance.
How do you even remember that "prophecy"? I thought you had AMNESIA.
wat
Can I at least rape you?
No, why would you want to do that?
Rape is the only answer!
After this turn, we get counter-attacked by Hara so it's time to defend!
Lol, no front row. That's pretty retarded.
New turn! My strategy for conquering is to whittle each province down every turn, while defending every counter-attack, then striking the killing blow in one turn to take the province. You don't even have to defend after that, because there are no penalties for having an enemy conquer part of your provinces.
BLOOD AND THUNDER!
VICTORY AT SEA!
I'm sorry, Aki, but Oda has defeated us!
Speak for yourself! I've decided to break up with you and desert to the Oda clan.
Why you double-crossing, two-timing...
Guards, take him away!
Sure, boss, but I'm still mad at you.
You said you'd let me go if I let you come in here unopposed!
Gahahaha, I think "come" was a poor choice of words!
This guy's pretty funny.
OK, RAEP TIME!!!
For our last fan, it's time for a post-coital Botan hunt. (forgot to take screens of this one)
----------------------- Between the turn -----------------------
It has been brought to my attention that Rance has raped my sister.
Yeah, I know. I just told you a minute ago.
Regardless, we must take action. We should declare war on Oda!
Jesus fuck, stop stealing my ideas!
Let's make this war quick. First, we shall use a covert action and stop them from taking action this turn.
Now it's time to attack!
Useless fucker.
MOAR ATTACKS!
Meanwhile... certain someone joins our win team.
Fatality!
Was a hard battle, btw, but a double nuke from our two diviners crushed them well.
This foreigner is getting on my nerves! Ikkyu, summon an assassin to take care of this meddling Rance.
All I found was an archer, sir.
We're all doomed! Baby meat by February!
With all due respect, sir, I believe I can take this Rance character out!
ULTIMATE DOOM
One day later...
Blow job reward:
We should celebrate this victory, Rance.
Sure. What did you have in mind?
Well, I was thinking you and me could...
Let's go on a Botan hunt!
GAHAHAHAHAHA
*forever alone*