Clockwork Knight
Arcane
Hiver seems like a decent guy when he isn't having an e-Tourette's episode, and those are entertaining in their own way. Will the Smiling Knight at least have a quest for freedom?
My suggestion:
He must refrain from getting butthurt for a week.
Rules:
a) He must interact with people at least once a day. Staying offline for the entire time won't do.
b) At least half the interactions must take place within Daedalos' GoT thread.
c) The words butt, brain, turd, shit, feces, slurp and prolapse are forbidden, and the same goes for any combination of those (shitslurp, turd-prolapse, turdbrain, etc)