HOW ABOUT AN ANT RPG?

[Helton]

IN THIS GAME YOU ARE AN ANT DRONE AND THE QUEEN GUIDES YOU WITH PHAROMONES AND PMS PSYCHIC LANGUAGE (GOD ANTS ARE AWESOME).

YOU MUST EXPLORE THE WILDERNESS AND BATTLES ENEMIES SUCH AS OHER ANTS AND BUGS OF VARIOUS KIONDS. YOU WILL COORDINATE RAIDES AND BRING DOWN LARGE ANIMALS BUT IN ONE CHAPTER YOU MUST GO ON A QUEST AND YOU LOSE YOUR PHARAMONE COMPASS AND THIS IS LIKE OLD-SCHOOL RPG LIKE HOW THEY HAD AN OLD MGS LEVEL IN THE NEW GAME EXCEPT YOU CANT SKIP IT BECAUSE THE WHOLE POINT IS SHIT USED TO BE HARDCORE AND SKIPPING WOULD BE FOR PUSSIES

THERE IS A WISDOM SCORE LIKE PST AND THIS LETS YOU HEAR THE QUEEN PMS EXCEPT IT WILL BE FULLY VOICED.

I RIPPED ONE OF THE STORIES FROM STAR TREK WHERE HUMANS GIVE YOU A NAME AND YOU GROW ATTACHED TO A YOUNG BLIND BOY NAMED ZACHERY BUT UNLIKE IN STAR TREK THEIR PLAN BACKFIRES AND THE ANTS BECOMES SELF AWARE LIKE SKYNET AND NUKE ALL HUMAN CIVILIZATION. (THIS IS JUST ONE POSSIBLE ENDING)

ANYWAYS I'M STILL OUTLINING THINGS WITHJ NEW IDEAS DO YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS?

CHARACTER SHEET MAYBE PLANNED

BASE STATS:
AGILITY
NEURO
THORAX
DERIVED STATS:
HEALTH
RAGE
ARTICULATION

XPEREINCE

 

[Jaesun]

QUIT FUCKING YAPPING AND START MAKING THIS MASTERPIECE NOW FAGGOT!

 

[soggie]

WILL THERE BE ANT SEX???

 

[Oscure Childe]

Helton is a genius, there can be no more doubt.

 

[Zed]

I remember playing an ant game once.

SimAnt, I think?

 

[racofer]

Can I haz interspecies secks with other insects? Perhaps refined rape dialogs?

 

[Oscure Childe]

I appreciate racofer's suggestion, and can find many merits in it. It certainly would add an exquisite friction to the proceedings (quite literally, because intercourse often involves friction, although this varies from species to species obviously!). Indeed, taking the role of a member of family Formicidae is an increasingly entrancing prospect, and one capable of much nuance and texture!

 

[Topher]

There already is an ant RPG for TI-89 calculators.

 

[Hoodoo]

I remember playing an ant game once.

SimAnt, I think?

That game is mad, I remember playing it at school and getting mad props for bringing down a spider or sumfin

 

[Brotherman Bill]

Can I haz interspecies secks with other insects? Perhaps refined rape dialogs?

Well, since ants are a communal species, it would be considered unacceptable in the extreme to fuck the insects as an individual. You would have to play a minigame of dragging them back to the hive, tying them up and then let your millions of brothers (technically sisters but let's forget that) rape them in turn.
Since each ant will bite a bit with exitement each time there will be little less than minced meat left by the end of the game.

 

[eklektyk]

me will play it ....

 

[Helton]

No you won't you gullible fuck it isn't real lol I really tricked you guys good.

 

[Jaesun]

No you won't you gullible fuck it isn't real lol I really tricked you guys good.

YOU FUCKER!!!! MY WHOLE LIFE WAS BUILT UPON THE EVENTUAL RELEASE OF THIS GAME!!! YOU FUCKING MEAN TROLL!!!

 

[soggie]

No you won't you gullible fuck it isn't real lol I really tricked you guys good.

ME WANT ANT SEX!

 

[Martin]

Whats this ant love bullshit?

I dont care about ants. You dont really care about ants, you just think you do.
I mean they are ...ants.Why should I care? Some sort of "God" even if it existed wouldn't care about you or me for similar reasons. Ants are irrelevant. Ants suck.


OP sucks.This thread sucks.

 

[Oscure Childe]

No you won't you gullible fuck it isn't real lol I really tricked you guys good.

I am confident you will revise this notion, and begin the production of this fine entertainment.

 

[Black]

So, Helton finally snapped? First racofer and now him.
We're losing good men

 

[eklektyk]

M E D I C !!!!!!!!!

 

[commie]

I love ants. They are my favourite insect and it's fun to fry them with a magnifying glass. Oh and make the fucking game.

 

[Unradscorpion]

Team up with chefe, you should merge your games together.

 

[soggie]

Team up with chefe, you should merge your games together.

 

[visions]

Although as a kid I liked most insects, I've always disliked ants.

Killing ants and wrecking their nests with my brother was fun when I was a kid though.