Hypothetical: Activision tasks you to make a new KQ

[Korgoth of Barbaria]

How do you go about bringing a true KQ into the 21st century?

 

[Great Deceiver]

You're really obsessed with this shit, aren't you? KQ is dead, let it die.

 

[HoboForEternity]

by making it as awful as it can be so activision can pull the plug and give the series a final rest it deserved. it's like putting a brain dead person for decades when his final wish before becoming vegetable is "if i ever become a veggy please kill me"

 

[MRY]

Low budget FMV. Story is a precocious young immigrant in real-life Daventry who imagines the KQ series to get away from the harassment she suffers at the hands of National Front classmates. She is transported into the games.

Cedric is played by a toddler in an owl suit. The narrator is Warren Beatty ... rapping. Extended action sequence with the Winged Ones that is just an actual and literal but also mediocre emulation of Legendary Wings.

At the end, you learn the protagonist's name is really Roberta, and the people harassing her were GamerGate.

 

[Korgoth of Barbaria]

Low budget FMV. Story is a precocious young immigrant in real-life Daventry who imagines the KQ series to get away from the harassment she suffers at the hands of National Front classmates. She is transported into the games.

Cedric is played by a toddler in an owl suit. The narrator is Warren Beatty ... rapping. Extended action sequence with the Winged Ones that is just an actual and literal but also mediocre emulation of Legendary Wings.

At the end, you learn the protagonist's name is really Roberta, and the people harassing her were GamerGate.

It just might work.

 

[laclongquan]

Is this that?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/345390/