I challenge DarkUnderlord

[Severian Silk]

...to a match of whatever that old FPS game is he plays.

If I win: I get my brofists back.
If I lose: I get my brofists back.
If I quit after 13 rounds: I'll take Crispy's virginity.

 

[an Administrator]

 

[Dreaad]

Someone might as well turn that into a codex poster.

 

[Zarniwoop]

This will not end well for you.

 

[varangos]

I put my bet into silk,also if he wins I would like darkunderlord to free gaius maximus from prosperland!

Plox silk do not let me down!

 

[taxalot]

Someone might as well turn that into a codex poster.

It's a good illustration of level scaling.

 

[Severian Silk]

Why is David blonde in this picture?

 

[Lady_Error]

"Swedish guy facing the Muslim hordes" (fiction)

 

[Bumvelcrow]

...to a match of whatever that old FPS game is he plays.

If I win: I get my brofists back.
If I lose: I get my brofists back.
If I quit after 13 rounds: I'll take Crispy's virginity.

Have you now made peace with your avatar?

 

[Severian Silk]

Avatar is okay. No complaints. 10/10 avatar.

 

[VentilatorOfDoom]

is it too early for a brofist amnesty? how long since you harvested that criminal, illegal fist?

 

[Severian Silk]

I have never harvested a fist! DarkUnderlord is simply imagining things that didn't happen.

 

[taxalot]

One of these days, I'd like to challenge DarkUnderlord for the property of the Codex. If he wins he can get my blog.

Game would be Alley Cat for MS-DOS.

 

[ZagorTeNej]

Famous last words...

 

[Scruffy]

Game would be Alley Cat for MS-DOS.

god those sound effects were annoying
and the fishbowls unreasonably big

 

[taxalot]

Game would be Alley Cat for MS-DOS.

god those sound effects were annoying
and the fishbowls unreasonably big

I can handle a fishbowl this big, but can you handle the cheese ?

 

[Somberlain]

You can't beat DU.

 

[Llama-Yak Hybrid]

free gaius maximus from prosperland!

gaius is just an alt

 

[Baron Dupek]

Gaius Maximus gone to prosperland for his own. He just asked nicely and got it.

 

[Morkar Left]

...to a match of whatever that old FPS game is he plays.

If I win: I get my brofists back.
If I lose: I get my brofists back.
If I quit after 13 rounds: I'll take Crispy's virginity.

If DU accepts it will probably turn out to:
- If you win: you get your current brofists back, otherwise it's gone, too
- If you lose: you will have negative brofists
- the match is limited to 13 rounds

 

[Mustawd]

I challenge DarkUnderlord to a match of whatever

Internet fight? Can't wait....

 

[Ninjerk]

Why is David blonde in this picture?

He's the Irenaeus of the Bible.

 

[an Administrator]

Not to mention who won the battle at the end...

 

[Unkillable Cat]

One of these days, I'd like to challenge DarkUnderlord for the property of the Codex. If he wins he can get my blog.

Game would be Alley Cat for MS-DOS.

god those sound effects were annoying
and the fishbowls unreasonably big

I can handle a fishbowl this big, but can you handle the cheese ?

Make it a fair fight, use the Atari XL/XE version.

On that note, here's how you "sell" Alley Cat to modern audiences:

In 1983 a game was released where you control a black protagonist who's placed in a run-down urban environment (befitting of his place in society) and whose only purpose is to score some pussy. To do this he has to break into other people's houses and perform various illegal tasks such as vandalism, theft and in some cases outright murder of the residents. Success in any of these tasks will attract the attention of a female willing for some dick, so after these heinous deeds the protagonist has to enter her abode, fight off screaming she-bitches and meet her elevated expectations before mating can occur, which inevitably results in numerous offspring that won't have a proper upbringing. Afterwards the protagonist is dropped off in the same run-down urban environment, where the cycle repeats.

(INB4 "Triggering intensifies" memes.)

 

[Metro]

Dark Souls PvP match.