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I told you, green guy. If I hear you snoring one more time, you'll get a boot in your face.
Sorry, mr. Kalin.
See, your problem is being too relaxed. You act as if you own this place, green guy. But you don't.
Uhh, are you talking about me?
We're all equals here, it's true. But there is a difference between us original settlers and you, newcomer scum.
Oh? Okay.
That is why I am the boss of you. Beating and humiliating newfags makes me feel better. You have a problem with that?!
Hm. No.
Good. You are smarter than you seem.
Maybe one day another kolonist joins KKK. He or she will be even more pathetic than you. Then you'll have your own helpless puppy to mock and rape.
I don't think I need one, mr. Kalin...
Git out.
Huh?
OUT OF MY SIGHT NOW!! You sick fucking bastard.
Where do you think you're going, private Greenbutt?
Umm, to the graveyard.
Spit on Servant's grave for me, will ya?
If you insist...
Everything I say is an order, private Greenbutt. Now go! Good mornin', Kalin.
I don't see any booze, whores or WAGES. Ain't nothing good about this morning!
*nom nom* Come on, cheer up. I have a little present for you.
About fuckin' time.
There you go. A poster!
What tha..?
It's a stereo picture, Kalin. Have fun! I gotta go to work.
Mornin', komrades.
Mornin', Azira. See you later at Grimwulfgrad.
That's a nice poster, Kalin.
Nice? If only to WIPE MY ASS! I HATE THIS FUCKING PRICK GRIMWULF!
Anyway, I'm concerned about our materials outside. We need a warehouse.
How about building a HOUSE first? A simple house, Azira?
I know, I know. But our stuff is deteriorating. Steel and stone blocks can be stored in the open no problem, but stuff like uranium...
Or wood...
That sort of things need to be sheltered.
We have a storage, Azira.
Barely enough room for our merchandise there. Besides, are you going to sell uranium or wood? Of course not. We need materials for ourselves.
Look me in the eye, Azira. Now tell me, do you really think I give a shit about wood or uranium? I'm going to work.
Fair enough. Bye!
Hello, daddy~
Oh. Hello.
I borrowed one of your anal candles recently.
So it was you? I was looking for it everywhere. Including far reaches of Ryan's body.
It works wonders, doctor. But... I'm not sure if I was using it right.
It's an anal candle. You stick it deep and light it up. What could possibly cause confusion?
The exact spot of application?
Discussing medical matters makes me feel uncomfortable.
Then let us talk about ME. Examine me, doctor Azira. I want to know your diagnosis.
You are... alright.
Nobody had EVER said anything so sweet to me. I think I'm falling in love with you, daddy.
Err, let's not jump to conclusions. Don't you have an ongoing romance with Dreaad?
Dreaad is probably dead.
Grimwulf and Kalin are waiting for me in Grimwulfgrad. We'll chat later, lacgirl.
Don't go, love! What am I supposed to do alone?
You still have that candle, right? Also, somebody left a poster here. It's fun to look at. Until later!
Bye...
Hello, lacgirl.
Ewww, you stink so bad. Don't come close to me, Shrek. Blegh. Now I want a shower.
Uh. You don't smell good too. *social skill degrading*
Later that morning.
Kommissar Grim-Grim?
What now? I'm busy.
I think our barracks could be improved.
No time for that.
But it will only take a few moments! We could use room space more effectively.
How so?
Double beds! Kalin can sleep with Shrek. And I will sleep with Azira~
Hrmpf. I don't know.
Think about it. Our single beds are old and shoddy. We don't have a single bed in prison. Let's move our beds to prison and build two comfy double beds in barracks! It's a perfect solution!
I mean, Kalin and private Greenbutt seem to get along nicely. I'm sure they will be happy to sleep together. But you and Azira?
You don't need to worry about me, Kommissar. I will endure this minor inconvenience for the sake of Kommunism.
I'll put this question on the next voting. Probably tomorrow, not today.
You do that.
Seems like we're done with the walls. Let's RECKD those wires!
Breaking shit apart! My favorite activity!
We only need west half for now!
Got it.
You're doing a great job!
Get out!
Fuck off!
*mumbles* I miss Dreaad sometimes...
See those gaps, lacgirl?
Yeah.
We need to redo them. Grab some steel from the cave.
Don't you want to visit Dreaad, lacgirl? It's strange he didn't show up this morning.
He'll be fine. Or not. Who cares? Hello again, daddy~
Hello, lacgirl.
Don't give me dat slobbery bullshit, you pigeons. I need to take a piss. *walks away*
Kalin. Watcha doin' here?
That vein is done, Grimwulf. No more steel to find there.
Then proceed with mining granite. Otherwise we won't be able to finish last section of Grimwulfgrad.
You should keep an eye on Azira and lacgirl. I don't want my only half-arse buddy having buttsex with that creature.
I'll talk to him. You talk to lacgirl.
A bit later.
After all, you have nothing to lose. Of course lacgirl isn't as hot as, let's say, Trudy, but--
I'm fine, Grim. No need to worry about me.
Consider wearing an iron buttplug. Just in case.
I thought we have an iron crisis?
Right. Better use a marble one.
Meanwhile.
Azira is a respectable komrade of KKK. And you are a depot whore. This romance will never work out.
We love each other, you prick!
Azira only loves his rifle and whatever is that liquid he drinks lately. Can't even call it moonshine.
He will never have to drink alone again.
Later that evening.
*nom nom*
There is a roof issue with Grimwulfgrad.
You mean that piece of overhead mountain hanging above eastern wall?
That's no trouble at all
Also, that compacted steel vein we've been working on lately is depleted.
Then drag the steel out of the cave, so that I can seal it forever. Awright, time for me to go. Enjoy your dinner, doctor Azira.
Why, thank you.
I am so sick of this place. Of how they treat me. I am a man of noble bloodline! Born and forged with dignity! I am hello friend, not Greenbutt.
Maybe I could escape, but where else to go? Live in Gulag with Dreaad?
Grimwulf tells me to work harder and always stay alert. Because if I won't work hard, he will beat me to death with balalaika. And if I won't stay alert, sinister plantlife will cut my feet clean off.
At the end of the day Grimwulf overlooked Grimwulfgrad and told us he is "content".
Content.
I don't know how much longer I can last.
But there is still hope. I overheard Kalin's conversation with lacgirl.
It seems that after Grimwulfgrad is done and growing season is over, we shall being working on the new KKK, located in that vast territory we managed to secure. Only respectable citizens will be allowed to live in KKK.
While the rest of us will dwell in the "old KKK" - this very place we live now. It will turn into a ghetto.
It's a long shot to be sure, and that information is unreliable at best.
But if Grimwulf, Azira and Kalin move to a new place, leaving me here in the ghetto... I'll be the local authority! The Ghetto Kommissar hello friend!
Newcomers will lick my toenails and polish my green heels. I will live like a LORD that I am! Beautiful.
Later that night.
Are you sure the roof won't collapse?
I am a pro miner at this point. Relax and try to enjoy the process. Feel your whole body turning into a meatball of pain and rage. Mmmm.
*psshhh* Komrade kittens, we have a power problem here.
*pssshhhhh* That's because SOMEBODY forgot to turn off the turrets immideately after the battle. They were online last night.
*psshh psh* Are you saying we've lost the whole charge?
It should restore, slowly. If the weather stays windy, at least.
It's your fault, Kalin. You are the laziest kolonist of KKK. You should have switched the power! You had nothing better to do anyway!
I'VE BASHED PEOPLE FOR LESS, MUCH LESS!!
Go easy on mr. Kalin, lacgirl. He lives a hard life.
You know what's really hard? Being a strong woman. You should try it sometime, together with Kalin.
*murmuring incoherently*
Grimwulf!
WHAT?
Why do we drag that clunky wreckage to Grimwulfgrad?
It slowls down the enemy, provides some cover, and also looks cool. Hey, I need to drag those slags somewhere!
We can keep our trash in Gulag.
I've said enough for today. Off with you, woman!
Asshole. *walks away*
Now. Where were we?
Revising the steel.
Ah, yes. The steel.
654 units stored in Grimwulfgrad.
Not bad, Grimwulf. Not bad.
Hmpf. Still not enough for turrets.
You forget about the steel that's still in cave.
And the steel that Dreaad will bring here, sooner or later.
Even so. What good is steel without components? Well, my dear assholes, we are completely out of components.
You cannot build turrets without components. Neither turrets, nor autodoors. Even the power station will have to wait.
Thanks, Captain Obvious. I'm lucky to have you with me.
Without components the progress of Grimwulfgrad and entire KKK is paralized. You should send Azira and Kalin to mine compacted machinery in the area.
I remember some compacted machinery in Gulag. Send Dreaad a message. 10 components for 1 meal sounds fair to me.
Dreaad is dead. Poor lacgirl is looking for a new fap idol as we speak.
You should treat lacgirl better, Grimwulf.
Unlike hello friend and Dreaad, she is useful. A well-versed all-rounder. You need more universal specialists like her. People who can do whatever needs to be done.
You need professional builders and engineers.
Who do you think you're talking to?
And what if you die? What will happen to KKK in that case?
I will never die.
I used to think like that too, not so long ago.
You aren't quite dead, are you, Sparkles? I wish you were, though.
Want to get rid of me? You know what to do.
Fark off. By the way, Nelson. Tell me one thing as an undead expert. Why do I see the three of you, but not the others who died here?
Others?
Yeah, you know. Like Manbear and others who tried to attack this place?
Oh. I honestly don't know. This place is cursed in a weird way. I do have a theory of sorts, but--
Tell me. I LOVE theories. Does it involve German conspiracies?
No, Servant. Sorry.
*sigh* Go on anyway.
We already know that some souls are trapped here in KKK if they have some kind of unfinished business. But why don't we see all those people buried in the graveyard?
Because they have no soul?
The Germans surely don't.
Because those who attempt to cause harm to KKK - raid, destroy, kill kolonists, etc. - are granted peaceful afterlife on the spot.
I don't believe in afterlife. Only in respawn.
Granted by whom, Nelson?
I don't know, Grimwulf. By God? Razing KKK might be considered a holy mission up there in Heaven.
That's a bullshit theory, Nelson.
At least it explains why don't I see Dreaad's angry ghost.
Are you sure he's dead?
I am. He never showed up his lazy ass today. People like Dreaad cannot survive in Gulag for long.
Good riddance, I say.
What's our next step regarding Grimwulfgrad?
Look for components, empty and seal the cave, finish the last section - crematory. I think it will be wiser to invest some components in two separate batteries and a wind turbine. You saw how fast are those turrets draining our main batteries.
Yes, it will do us no good in case of long battle.
KKK haven't seen real battles in a long time. Very strange, considering how incredibly lucky you are.
Not only battles, we also don't receive any caravans. Seems like others have forgotten about our existence.
OR they are carefully preparing a large-scale assault as we speak.
Farkin' power shortage. Flickering light and failing heater ain't helping my sleep.
Adding more turbines and solar generators to this power station makes no sense. I want to get out of this shithole and move to the TRU KKK.
I can hear it calling for me.
No wait, it's just the voices.
Anyway. Power shortrage.
Can't live like that. Grimwulfgrad needs its own power supply. If only our steel budget allowed to...
Screw the budget! I'll fix this issue today.
A turbine, a solar generator, two batteries, and a modest power cable. 300-310 units of steel and 9 components. KKK has plenty of steel, but components... Damnable components.
Ok, let's see. First of all, we can deconstruct steel autodoors.
Because I want GRANITE autodoors there. Muh vision.
Next, we have a few spots in the mountain containing compacted machinery. Two of them between Grimwulfgrad and Prosperwall.
Another one to the west of Grimwulfgrad.
One more in Gulag, but that's too far away.
Mining components will be the priority task for Kalin and Azira.
Gonna b a glorious, productive day.
5th of Spring, 5501
WAKE UP, KOLONY!! WAKE UP AND WORK!!
*JUMPS*
AAAEEH! W-W-WHAT WAS THAT?!
Who the FUUUUUUUUUUUCK installed this SHIT in the BARACKS?!
YOUR KOMMISSAR NEEDS YOU!
That does it. That fucking does it. You've crossed the line, Grimwulf!!
REMEMBER, THE PUNISHMENT FOR DAMAGING THE "ENCOURAGER MK. I" IS DEATH!
*yawns* Living in Gulag doesn't seem that bad all of a sudden.
MAY YOU PROVE YOURSELVES WORTHY TODAY, KOMRADES! GLORY BE!
*grumbles and stretches* Wait for me, daddy!
OPEN THE DOOR, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!
I bet he fell asleep again. Satisfied. Grimwulf is pure evil.
*sighs and moans* W-W-Will w-we ever finish Grimwulfgrad, Doctor Azira? Our b-barracks are b-b-becoming increasingly unbearable.
You seem anxious, Ryan. I am concerned about your health.
I-I...
A peg leg would help, I think. But first we have to amputate one of your outdated legs. Which would you prefer?
*sweating profusely*
Take MY limbs, daddy! *whispers* Take all my limbs...
Here. *hands lacgirl a massive anal candle* Made it for you personally. It will help, I promise.
Thank you, tee-hee~ *kisses Azira in the cheek*
One hour later.
*psshhh* Azira? I think your, ahem, prescription made things worse...
*psshhh* What seems to be the problem exactly? Can you describe the symptoms?
I feel a certain HUNGER arising within. Also, I want to eat.
*sigh* Go back to your bed. I'll see what I can do.
REALLY?? YAAAY!!
Meanwhile.
Fucking Azira sweet-talking fucking lacgirl on the fucking radio.
Can't a man have a good night's rest over here? Am I right, private?
HOH?! Y-y-you--
And you are supposed to be our best negotiatior. Goddamit, Greenbutt. You're getting worse every day. That muffalo chieftain was better spoken than you.
KO-KO-KOMMIS--
Awright, time's out. Move your ass to the workshop. Grimwulf gotta eat in silence. *nom nom*
*psshhhh* Grimmie-Houdini? Do we have enough food in the fridge?
*psshh* Aye. It's just five of us, and the growing season is closer than ever. Why?
No reason...
Later that morning.
Why are you looking at my food like that, bitch face?
Smells soooo gooood... Let me take a bite, Kalin. Just a single bite...
*threatens with a club* You take one more step at me, and I swear!
Gawd, the temptation is unbearable!
THEN GO TAKE YOURSELF ANOTHER MEAL IN THE FOOKIN' FRIDGE! Why is everyone here fucking mental?!
I CAN'T! *runs away in tears*
AZIRUSHKA!
Coming.
What is wrong with me? *weeping*
Let's see...
Interesting.
Tell me everything straight, love.
You're pregnant. Congratulations.
WHAT?!
There is something or someone living inside your belly. And it needs to eat a lot. I can try to cure you, but no promises.
Heal me, doctor. And then impregnate me yourself!
Let's start with healing and see how it goes... *pushes anal cadle (100% marble, of only the finest craftsmanship) waaaaay up lacgirl's butt*
EEEEEEEEEK
Wait for it.... *Heats up the protruding end of the candle* I wanted to try this technique on Ryan first, but...
HOT HOT HOT HOT HOOOOOOT
KKK never had proper medicine, lacgirl. That's how you treat people without medications.
PULL IT OUT!!!
Almost...
PULL IT OOOOOOOUT!!!
*chpok* Ergh. That's what Kodex people call "brolapse".
*breathes heavily*
Not sure if it helped or not, but let us repeat the procedure in 2 days.
Huff puff... Th-thank you, doctor.
A bit later.
You there, fancy-ass komrade.
Kommissar...
You are walking like someone stucked a shotgun up your arse and pulled the trigger. Twice.
I don't want to talk about this.
That's the spirit! Less talk, more work! Move those molested buttcheeks fasteer, lactosiosa!
PRIVATE GREENBUTT!
*drops steel slag, hands shaking* L-l-leave me alone...
Hur hur, aren't you a jumpy one? *whistles Soviet hymn while walking away*
*psh psh pshhhhh* Today is your lucky day, ungrateful leader of assholes. A whole bunch of components incoming!
Also... I think I noticed some movement in the distance. In Gulag.
*psshhhhhh* You need to get some sleep, Kalin. Dreaad is dead, Gulag is abandoned.
Meanwhile in Gulag.
Mmm, berries. Breakfast of champions.
That's the last bush for today. I wonder what should I do next? Build a work bench, perhaps?
Yeah. But berries come first. Berries. Berries. HEY, SWEETHEART! What will I get for a handful of berries?
Sex.
What, again? Хахахахахаха, you have to do better than that!
Sex.
I don't know, hun. Convince me.
Sex.
I guess I can agree to exchange some berries for sex... But this is the last time!
Sex.
Wait... How come you are talking snowman... woman?
...
Gotta eat another berry. *nom*
Sex.
That's right, you are my wife! Хаха, I definitely need to sleep more. Almsot forgot we are married, can you believe that?
Sex.
I'm coming, sweetheart... SHIT
...
Oh, come on! I'll bring more berries tomorrow!
...
Don't you dare treat DREAAD like that! I AM YOUR HUSBAND!
...
FINE! TONIGHT I'M SLEEPING ON THE COUCH! *slams the door*
Later that day.
K-k-kommissar, I need a v-v-vacation...
I am the one who decides what you need. I hereby decide that you need MORE WORK, LESS TALK!
B-b-b--
HEY, LACGIRL! What made you a better person this day?! Was it some kind of therapy?
Anal candles.
You heard what she said, private Greenbutt. If you feel chatty, just ask Azira for treatment.
Grim Dawn.
Ky Kiske.
So you want to setup another power station, eh? Gotta cut some mountain edges for the turbine to work.
I don't care. About anything.
Not the reply I needed.
But the one you deserved.
Did you notice lacgirl acting strange lately?
Yes. She became a better person.
She eats a lot, that's what I mean. Grimwulf, need I remind you about our food situation?
Our freezer is full of meals and dead muffaloes.
We need it all. I need it all. What if the growing season will be bad? What then, I ask ye? We don't even have any emergency meat!
I will think about it. Meanwhile, you swing dat pickaxe, swing it good! Whoosh-bam-whoosh-BAM!
...
Whoosh-bam-wh-- You get the idea. *walks away*
*limping* My rear hurts so bad...
It's all for a good cause.
Uuuhhhh, K-k-k--
Unbearable. *bitchslaps hello friend*
MUHOH?!
Well?
KHMP! PPHHHMMM!!!
*sigh* Yeah, your only hope is candle treatment, after all. Fear naught! You'll be as happy and healthy as lacgirl!
*cries tears of pain*
Power, unlimited power!!
I'm building power stations faster than Kalin mines granite. Pathetic.
Kommissar Grimwulf doesn't cut it anymore. Not grim enough.
Grim Demigod Kommissar Grimwulf. Yeah. That's more like it.
Meanwhile in Gulag.
Сука чертова. Sukablyad. That bitch.
Working my ass off to feed her, and what do I get? She could show some blyadsky gratitude at least.
Doesn't even talk to me. HOW DARES SHE?! Spends all the time with that yonger buff dude living in the hood...
*swallows a fistful of berries* I won't have it. I WON'T LET THEM HAVE MY WIFE!!!
Meanwhile in KKK.
BOO!
*Jumps, grabs the chest, almost suffers a heart attack*
Khe ke keke, phew.
*jumps at the sound of electic bzzzzt, starts crying*
*psshhh* Hello? Friends?
*faints*
*psshhh* Grim Demigod Kommissar Grimwulf the Grim Wolf speaking. Identify yourselves and state your business. Over.
Grim... Grim... Err, we are travellers from Honesty's Cave. Just passing by?
Honesty's Cave? *licking lips* Is Trudy with you?
Who?
Hrmpf. You can stay and rest in guest zone. We call it Grimwulfgrad.
Thank you, kind sir.
I'll show ye the way. Meet me at Prosperw-- at the gates, I mean.
A bit later.
This here is Town Hall and dining room... Don't mind the blood...
Oh... god...
Hey, try to keep up, will ya? I don't have all day!
What is this place...
And this here is Kalin, our tourist guide! He will take you from here!
That's it for today, Azira. Time for rest well deserved.
About that... I would appriciate if you don't use Encourager Mk. I anymore. I am motivated as it is.
That may be so, but the others need to be ENCOURAGED. Good night, komrade.
Midnight in KKK.
Aren't you supposed to rest, Grimwulf?
Aren't you supposed to proivde valuable council, Nelson? *draws wild schemes on the maps scattered around the floor*
Care to explain your scribblings?
Fine. Pay attention. So, we are mostly done with Grimwulfgrad.
Mostly.
This project is still my priority. Last section is yet to be done, turrets are yet to be constructed--
Floors in the northern part.
Yes. But still. Grimwulfgrad will be finished before the growing season. We might have some spare time to start another project. This time a bigger one.
Your second dacha?
Another fort?
More. Turrets.
Nu. Kodex Kommunistic Kolony.
I am worried about your mental stability, Grimwulf.
Too late to worry about it.
Check this out.
Can you see all this land? THIS is our true home. Not the backwards retreat we live in now.
The territory is walled and secured. It's safe to build and develop this land.
Indeed. And I want my own Kremlin standing at the heart of it. The Red Base. Grim House. Main Building.
Any details?
I have notes. Where did I put them? Aha!
Main Hall consists of two zones:
1) Dining/Gathering Zone, for all our talking and eating needs.
2) Chill/Social Zone, for relazing and living kommie dream.
Kitchen is quite large, with two electric cooking stoves and a fueled one (in case of power crisis). Also sporting a butcher's table and free space for brewery.
This building has two fridges:
1) Large Fridge - for all dem raw ingridients and dead animals.
2) Small fridge - for cooked meals and alcohol.
Are you with me? Going to the upper part...
Kommissar's Private Quarters - Grimwulf's new home. Designed to be the most safe and secluded room in KKK. Because Kommissar has enemies both inside and outside of the Kolony.
Intelligence Center - the gathering place of kommunistic masterminds.
Hydroponics Gallery - sporting two sun lamps and 26 basins. We'll never have enough steel and components to finish this project.
*chewing moustache* Still raw sketches, of course. Maybe wall the chill zone..?
Hrmpf. Feels more elite equal this way.
Kommissar..?
Mm? Ah, yes. Right at the main entrance two large houses stand. Intended for the most prominent and respectable citizens of KKK.
The owners will be free to choose the furniture placement, floor material, carpet color and whatnot.
A bit to the south is a stalinka. Private apartments for KKK residents.
Small 2x2 apartments with a single bed, a door and a vent shaft. Behind the vent shaft is a heater. 1 heater for 3 apartments. Should be pretty self-explainable.
Of course the heater won't work effectively, but residents shouldn't be freezing to death at nights. Hopefully.
To the east is warehouse area. To store raw materials and merchandise.
Without columns the roof will collapse.
To the south of warehouse is sweat zone. Workshops and factories.
Maybe not worth to split the territory into so many different workshops. In fact, maybe it's better to make One Massive Factory of Red Glory, and set every type of production there.
Working all together is always merrier!
*saliva dripping out of imaginary helmet*
You will never have enough power to fuel this abomination, Grimwulf.
I will find resources. As for the place, I already have it.
It's pretty secure here, on the safe side of Grimwulfgrad. No other reason for setting a power station here.
The battery "hive" can be either placed in the mountain to the south, or around future geothermal generator to the north.
Grimwulf, I would shake your hand if I could. Can't believe you are finally planning to build a Kolony for the people. A place where everyone will be happy...
Yeah yeah, shuddup, I ain't finished yet. So here is the map of KKK with commentary.
Commentary below the map.
1. RED BASE (working title)
- Home for the ruling elite and prominent citizens of KKK.
- Only citizens of KKK will be able to live and work here. Others might visit Red Base if they get an invitation from one of the residents.
- Citizenship is only granted if the ruling elite votes for it unanimously.
- Empty area around cryo facility is reserved for hospital. Can't be arsed to scheme it right now. Hospital is a very resource demanding project.
2. Ogorodi / Огороды / Fields
- For all our growing season activities.
- Will contain some sort of temporary barracks built into the caves around. Ghetto dwellers can live and work here during growing season.
- Of course, we won't use this area during current growing season. It's simply too far away.
3. Commons
- Warehouses and factories.
- Will be availiable for both KKK citizens and ghetto dwellers.
- The productive center of the Kolony.
4. Main Power Station
- The place of Power.
5. Grimwulfgrad
- The place of Glory.
6. Ghetto
- The place of Filth.
- Ghetto will be fully self-sufficient. It will have its own power station, living quarters, growing fields, etc.
- Will be ruled by its own Kommissar. He can do whatever he wants with his subordinates, but must obey the Kommissar of KKK.
- People will be free to live in the Ghetto if they like it there. If they don't, they might apply for citizenship. The ruling elite will come up with a test/bribe, and then vote.
- Ghetto dwellers will be frontline fighters during battles. Citizens will be better equipped and enjoy generally safer positions in battle.
- KKK's prison will be located in the Ghetto. Naturally.
- The Ghetto will pay huge taxes and tributes to KKK. In fact, 99% of what the Ghetto produces belongs to KKK.
7. Gulag (not on the map)
- Rock Bottom.
- Banished to Gulag stay there forever.
- The only way to come back from Gulag is if every citizen of KKK agrees to pardon the criminal. For some reason.
*convulsing in kommunistic overdose*
This. Is. HORRIBLE!
What about the area to the south?
No idea. I was thinking of planting a forest there. To get us some source of wood, you know.
Hmm.
CAN YOU EVEN HEAR YOURSELF?! You were speaking about equality. JUSTICE! What IS IT, Grimwulf?! Ghetto?? GULAG?! CITIZENSHIP FOR BRIBES?! Ruling ELITE?!
I will answer with a quote. "Where the bourgeois economists saw a relation between things Marx revealed a relation between people". Relations between people, Nelson.
MAKE YOUR KEY CHOICE
Sorry men, but there won't be an update next weekend (16th, 17th of July). Grimwulf will be drinkin' on the coasts of Black Sea.
This is why the current voting is complex. Take yer time to think and discuss things. Also, I am open to all kinds of general suggestions. I like to plan general layout ahead, but the rest of KKK is a bit sketchy right now.
Suggest names to zones and buildings. How should we call Red Base / Kremlin of KKK?
Remember, we are building KKK together. We are building it for me me.
Grimwulfgrad is almost done. If we end up with a few days to spare before growing season, we should use them to:
1. Improve our current dwellings (the Ghetto). Maybe build a larger fridge and finish the goddamn town hall already.
2. Start working on Red Base. The sooner it will happen - the better.
3. Do something retarded. *input your own option*
Double beds in barracks?
1. Yes. Move old unfashionable single beds to the prison. Build glorious double beds instead of them. Azira sleeps with lacgirl, Kalin sleeps with hello friend.
2. No. Are you crazy or smth?
Azira said lacgirl is pregnant. What do we do about it?
1. She eats for two. No food to spare! Freeze in the cryo casket. We'll figure something out. Later.
2. Banish that whore to Gulag.
3. Rejoice! Children are potatoes of life! Take care of lacgirl.
How should we entertain the tourists?
1. Shoot them all with turrets. Duh.
2. Eh. They seem to be entertained already.
Obviously, Grimwulf, Azira and Kalin have earned their right to live and prosper in Red Base. But what about lacgirl? Is she worthy enough to become a citizen of KKK?
1. Yes. She bears someone's kommunistic child, after all.
2. Not yet. She belongs to the Ghetto/Gulag.
Technically, you can reject citizenship for whatever reason. Do you want to become a citizen?
1. Why, yes. I am a renowned doctor and a sir. I earned this citizenship by birthright!
2. No, thank you. Living a luxury kommie dream is not my cup of tea.
The same goes for you, eyemonger. Citizen or naught?
1. Private house? Yes. Just... yes.
2. The Ghetto is my life. I live in the suburbs, I bash criminals to death. My place is right here, sleeping under Encourager Mk. I.
You are living alone in Gulag, holding moderately well. There is a chance for you to last until growing season. But how will you prepare for it?
You have the following:
- 29 berries;
- 40 steel;
- 60 granite blocks;
- 238 tortoise leather;
- 113 muffalo leather;
- 1 house containing a bed and stonecutter's bench;
- 1 wife.
Technically, you are free to do whatever you want. Gulag is all about freedom and survival. Be mindful, though - you are vulnerable here in case of enemy attack. All you can do is lock inside your hut. Behind a wooden door...
You can listen to the VOICES and follow their advices. All thanks to magic berries. Or you can choose one of the following general strategical approaches, and let teh drunk game master decide the rest:
1. Mine steel, cut stones, hoard the goodies to bribe your way back to KKK.
2. Build research bench, make sinister plans all days long.
3. Start a new life here in Gulag. Consider building a wall or some other way to defend yourself. Find a power solution. Do your best to prepare for growing season.
Optional additional choices:
4. Kill that "friend" of your wife.
5. In fact, kill your wife. That cold-ass bitch.
I know I should have plenty of time, but still I want to make sure to vote, so here goes:
Poll 1: 1, finish the Ghetto, once that is done, we can focus completely on the Red Keep.
Poll 2: 2, double beds? Nope.
Poll 3: 3, as long as we do have food to spare (and we currently do), we don't want to freeze our best cook.
Poll 4: 2, the tourists are not harmful. Let them feast their eyes on our glory, they shall return home with tales to regale to their comrades, and soon our ranks will swell!
Poll 5: 2, lacgirl is not ready. Not yet. Personally, I feel hello friend is closer to earning his citizenship.
You need heaters only in sleeping rooms and greenhouse. People don't care about temperature in other places as long as it's not -50C or so. Just connect kitchen to fridge directly, no doors needed - less door walking more working. Also put all workbenches in one room - you can connect all of them to 2 tool cabinets (+12% work speed).
Planned Kolony unexpectedly lack prison, torture room and mausoleum.
I think the power station is too close to the fortress. If Grimwulfgrad is overrun you will lose access to your power source and it may be damaged during fighting. Also, I think the colony in general needs more walls. A wall should separate each of the different districts, an especially big wall should block off the ghetto- maybe even a mini fort- in case of internal unrest. The roads between buildings should be as few as possible and very narrow. This will all serve to improve the defensive capabilities of the KKK while simultaneously breaking the spirit of potential dissidents.
Lastly, I think the storage facilities are too small. Maybe they should be built into the northern mountains so they can be easily enlarged. But I haven't played this game so I may be wrong about this and everything I just wrote.
And maybe a special V.I.P hotel in the heart of Red Base to subvert convince visitors of the wonders of kommunism. The place should be rigged so that the guests may be destroyed at anytime with special devices like hidden turrets and should be easily sealed shut to trap them in. But it should appear safe and welcoming.
(Does having a fancy guest room improve relations with outsiders?)
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Poll 1
Begin broadcasting kommunist propaganda, perfect job for hello friend. Non-stop 24/7 broadcasting of subversive thoughts and lies. Didn't you research a technology that allows communications with outsiders? If this is impossible then build Red Base most important project of their lives.
Poll 2
double beds in ghetto make colonists warmer? I don't know what could happen if everyone sleeps together. Undecided
I think the power station is too close to the fortress. If Grimwulfgrad is overrun you will lose access to your power source and it may be damaged during fighting
Also, I think the colony in general needs more walls. A wall should separate each of the different districts, an especially big wall should block off the ghetto- maybe even a mini fort- in case of internal unrest. The roads between buildings should be as few as possible and very narrow. This will all serve to improve the defensive capabilities of the KKK while simultaneously breaking the spirit of potential dissidents.
15x15 is the maximum range of SPACE BEACON you can see on the screenshots in the center of warehouses. I can build more of them for sure, but if I make larger ones some of the wares will be out of beacon's reach.
Those beacons allow us to trade with starships on the orbit. In theory.
In practice, nobody orbits this stinking planet, piece of crap.
And maybe a special V.I.P hotel in the heart of Red Base to subvert convince visitors of the wonders of kommunism. The place should be rigged so that the guests may be destroyed at anytime with special devices like hidden turrets and should be easily sealed shut to trap them in. But it should appear safe and welcoming.
(Does having a fancy guest room improve relations with outsiders?)
1 - Make the Kolonists suffer a while longer as they improve their own current situation marginally. That way they'll appreciate the comforts of Kommunism more in the future once the true KKK is finished.
1 - Surely sharing some comfy beds will help them socialize and develop a stronger sense of Kommunity, right?
3 - Ha! "Taking care" even though XVI century barbers had better treatments and tools.
2 - Let them live. And maybe even leave too.
2 - Suffer not the tranny to Prosper.
I am looking forward to actual fort performance. I mean it have soo many weak points. Lets hope you never see something like pirates with triple launchers or 50+ manhanting boomrats .
Poll:
1:2 New rooms closer to working place.
2:2 No. Double beds for not lovers give negative thoughts (shared bed as i recall)
3:3 Plenty of food in fridge + growing season. No problem.
4:2 They don't have anything of value.
1: Start work on red base. Maybe instead of walling off the mined out iron vein in grimwulfgaard, add a stone door and keep wood and uranium stored there? Also, instead of the Kremlin, Red Base should be the Grimlin.
2: Double beds. But mix it up to prevent unproductive fraternising. Kalin sleeps with Lacgirl. Azira sleeps with Hello Friend. Everyone is equally upset.
3: 3. Even with double rations, she's adequate at hauling shit. We need every pair of hands for the red base Grimlin.
4: 2. They don't have anything we need right now. And retaliatory raids will delay the construction of the Grimlin.
5: 2. If dreaad gets pardonned from Gulag, we can consider her citizenship. But the ghetto kommissar must have someone to lord over.
Double walls are actually kinda viable, especially when enemies bring their engineers to drill some holes. Gives you more time to prepare (as they'd probably dodge the Grimwulfgrad alltogether.)
Also, boot is right. You'll need to work on the power source if you don't want to get screwed. I prefer to place cables in the walls, because it's harder to fuck them up (Which would kill your turrets)
One of the worst thing I've done once was placing cables in the middle of my fortifications. I remember a sole grenade destroying a piece of cable, which turned off all of my automated defences.
One more room I'm always building in my colonies - arsenal/armory. Holding only armor and weapons in there. Much more easier to find and compare all the crap.
1. 2, maybe the Kolonists will work harder to leave the ghetto sooner.
2. 1, will hopefully develop a sense of Kommunity. Or, just be awkward and hilarious.
3. 3, the Kolony does need more potatoes.
4. 2, more manpower is essential. Try to convert, if possible.
5. 1, Lacgirl is more man than half the Kolony, perhaps literally.
Perhaps a 3-way showoff between Azira, Kalin and Lacgirl. Loser lives in ghetto. That'll keep everyone motivaed to perform. And it will demonstrate the fairness of everyone being rewarded according to their contribution.