Game 10 - A rematch against the Gouged Eye Orcs for the championship!
They are down their regular Thrower, but that's about it. And I'm down a lineman, as Volly has again gotten himself injured as an excuse to stay at home and troll the Codex.
Kick-off goes to me. My strategy, as usual, is "try to get one or more Gutter Runners across the lines before the Orcs murder my team."
VD makes a solid, short-range pass...that an Orc Blitzer somehow rolls a 6 on for a very lucky interception. Take note of that SOB - he will be a thorn in my side all. Fucking. Game.
Edward R. Murrow's about to say Good Night to the world, but luckily the Apothecary has some Good Luck and brings him back.
You know what? I apologize to the entire world for that.
The Orcs continue to lay down the punishment, as one of them Frenzies WhiskeyWolf right off the pitch.
Brother None saves the fucking day, by Blitzing in and wiping out the ball carrier. Shuma makes the recovery.
Here's something I've been meaning to mention about the Skaven for awhile, but keep forgetting to. The thing I love best about them is their mobility. While the Gutter Runners may not be strong by themselves, they can move around the field better than any other player in the game, which allows them to easily
assist in tackles being made. This, in turn, means they are often around when the ball carrier goes down, and they can easily make a pick-up, which in turn leads to:
The Orcs fail their pick-up, so I try to sneak the 5-agility JoKa behind the lines to grab the ball. I don't necessarily expect to score, so I'm mostly doing it to annoy them. Unfortunately, one of the Goblins has no problem tripping him, sending him to the sidelines.
The Orcs grind their way downfield. Jasede uses his new-found ability to actually dodge tackles and ends up face to face with the ball carrier.
It doesn't go well for him, but VD comes down with a case of the DU and fails to pick up the ball.
Goblin tries to be sneaky and ends up in the injury ward.
Second half. Another kick-off, another failed pick-up by the Orcs. There's a pattern here, I'm sure of it.
I opt for the same strategy, only this time I have Anthony Davis clear the way for the Gutter Runner by pounding the Goblin into the ground.
JoKa sneaks through this time, but fails on his Going For It roll, and KO's himself.
At least he got the ball to the far corner of the field, which should annoy the slow Orcs. Meanwhile, Racofer decides he's tired of playing and goes to join Volly in his forum trolling.
I put pressure on the Orcish ball carrier, but somehow he makes the following dodge rolls in a single run:
3+
4+
4+
4+
3+
The Orcs form an X at the middle of the field. Effective, but as I mentioned earlier - one thing I love about the Skaven is that they can disengage from whoever they're currently blocking and switch targets.
As long as I have at least one person next to each corner of the X, they can't aid the ball carrier if I go after him directly.
I'd forgotten at some point that the Orcs had snuck a Goblin into the far-right corner of my side. Apparently, the AI's luck had run out, and the Goblin failed the catch.
Brother None sent the Goblin to the ground while DU recovered and went for a pass to WhiskeyWolf. DU...passing...
WW does his thing (run), while Jasede does
his thing (smash the only one who could reach WW out of the match).
Shocking.
Whew. Got through without any permanent injuries. Really getting sick of getting shitty pay-offs for winning, though. I realize it's random, but why isn't there a bonus for victory? Meh.
Post-game stats. Nothing too exciting, but the most important thing to note is that they played the Orcs and they're all
still alive.
Trophy!
We dominate the end of season stats, both individually and as a team:
Individuals:
WhiskeyWolf: best scorer with 5 touchdowns
WhiskeyWolf: best runner with 126 yards gained
Vault Dweller: best passer (distance) with 34 yards
Jasede: most violent with 3 injuries/dead. (this is pretty sad, considering we're a Skaven team up against Dwarves and Orcs)
Dark Underlord: past passer (number) with 3 passes
Dark Underlord best passer with 3 passes?! DU?!? Best passer? Have I been wrong this whole time?!
Team:
In touchdowns with 22.
Twenty-fucking-two. Daaamn.
In defense with 7 touchdowns against.
In casualties with 13 injuries/dead. I assume this is injures caused, which again, is pretty sad considering we're Skaven)
In spectators with 239,000.
In money made with 440,000.
DU levels up and I give him Kick. Perhaps not the best/most exciting choice, but I'm tired of the ball going to random locations when I kick-off. I think I'll be a much stronger team if I can put the ball (roughly) where I want to. Especially against the slower teams.
As promised, my 13th and likely final (until someone dies) new player, Ratatosk! I expect another awesome Skaven picture in return, though.
Team stats as we start the new season. Another season of human, orc, and dwarf. Boo.
Team Decline. Notice we now have 3 more cheerleaders, obtained with what money we had left after buying Ratatosk.
Finally, some Hall of Fame stats:
Next game is against the Dwarves. Sigh.
That being said, updates will now become less frequent. Next week, I will be going on vacation out of town for over a week, and so
this week will be pretty busy during and after work, which in turn will very much crimp my update style. I do hope to get through one more tournament this week before my vacation, but we'll see.
Don't worry though, assuming the interest is still there, I plan to keep this LP going when I get back, and once I get back, updates should return on a more regular basis. In the meantime, you lot can try and get the thread to page 4 before I update again.
Thanks for reading this far! I hope you angry cunts are enjoying it.