Part II: The club of DooM!
Here is the new Chzr in all her glory by the way, all ready to adventuring.
We head out with the expedition!
Here here should be a video of what happened to the expedition, though since I can't find it on jewtube I'll have to write instead. :/
Any way a mysterious avalanch killed the entire expedition except for our party, how fortunate! Also it blocked the way back to the town, how unfortunate!
: We are stranded here with no ale, we are doomed! Doomed I tell ye!
: Well it's not that bad we through alive didn't we? More proof of the divine guidance we are receiving!
: We may have survived the Avalanche through "divine intervention" as you so foolishly put it, but unless we make it quickly to Kuldahar we will freeze to death.
: We'll get there, and we could always huddle together for shared body heat in some shelter...
: I'm all up for that.
: ... and you get to be next to Roxorowski, any way let's get going before it gets dark.
: Ahh! More kobolds get them!
: These are not kobolds, they are goblins they shall die on my blade all the same!
: Oh great more kobol... er goblins, attack!
They are dispatched with out to much trouble, though strangle love takes a hit.
: NOT AGAIN, RIGHT IN TH...
: In the what now?
: Nothing, nothing I'll just heal this up and lets push on.
: Look bridge trolls, how cliché.
: Those are not trolls, they be but small goblins.
: They are all green and ugly, same thing in my book.
: Argh, right in the..
: In the what now?
: Shut up and keep fighting.
: Hey look that might be the road to Kuldahar lets take it, I would lov... I mean I would hate that slightly less than this.
: And there could be mead!
: What kind of adventurers are you? Were not going there yet there is more here to explore like pits falls of death and doo... er fantastic magical items to find.
: Well this place certanley looks like it could contain items of great worth! Also that Goblin isn't attacking us. Roxorowski go use your extreme diplomatic skills on it.
: Looks like it could contain Doom and gloom to me.
: or it could contain a gate to the underworld , that would be wonderful...:longing sigh:
We engage in goblin diplomacy
: Well that was uneventful, now lets go and explore this not dangerous at all abandoned building with corpses lying around outside it.
: Oh sh- sh- sh- shark!
:extreme:
: Told you there would be magical loot to be had.
: yeah and nearly getting us killed for it, thats just wonderful...
Memorize some additional healing spells, can never have to many when the hurting starts.
: Alright we rest here tonight!
: Here with those filthy orc corpses? I would not do such a thing.
: A nice warm bed in here, or out there in the snow and ice, your choice princess.
We explore the bottom floor, and find some goblins, they are quickly slaughtered.
: There were goblins in the building! What if they snuck up at night and killed us in our sleep!
: We had a guard posted all night, it was nothing to worry about. I mean every one stood their shift right?
: ...errr...
: Well.. y..y.you see...
. Perhaps...not quite...
: Roxorowski needs no puny guards! He never stops fighting, he simply kills his foes in his sleep!
: Oh great...
We find some kid in a closet, he comes out of it. :/
Roxorowski the not always so extreme, he is neutral after all.
Strangelove levels up!
: First to level two bitches!
: First to the what now?
: Lets just say that by some strange happening I'm a lot stronger now than I was five minutes ago.
Let's go up and explore!
: Oh shark! Goblin elites, do something quickly!
: This vs that, which is better and why? Discuss!!!
: The hell! Nothing of value here and it could have gotten us killed!
: We got a magical shield on here what more can you expect? This is the north, not the fairly tale fantasy kingdom of King Monthy Haul.
Onwards to glory!
: Oh look a strange loneley stone tower in the middle of nowhere! Nothing bad has ever come out of exploring one of these, forward to glory!
: I..I.I don't know about this, doesn't feel so well ehm good.
: I agree with wizard elf, this place is full of doom let us not enter this place and make for Kuldahar!
: Nonsense, in we go!
: For some reason ogres make me feel uneasy where I would otherwise charge into battle...
: *whispers* Tell him knocking his head against the wall will fix it, that should knock him out so we can grab his stuff.
: It's coming for ... oh bloody hell!
: Tactical retreat!
: Oh bloody hell! Any one got that magic ring of Roxorowskis ehm.. "corpse".
: It's just a ring leave it.
: Hell no, and Sabeth since your smart idea got Roxor killed your the one get back in there and fetch it!
...
Well he gets the ring, and the party weary from the death and destruction head for Kuldahar.
No longer is the charismatic Roxorowski doing the talking, now it's the evil bitch cleric.
: Some druid dude lives here, that we were supposed to see but lets not waste time with that for now.
Going through town.
Some village idiot comes running with yetis behind it, obviously it's up to us to save the day.
Without Roxor on point it's up to Chzr, but with out her composite longbow machine gun damage they are hard to bring down.
Chzr levels up!
: Ah, I see now what you meant with suddenly becoming much more powerful!
: Glad some one gets it.
: Great now there is two of them...
To the temple!
Shield is identified, a small shield +1 essentially.
Next stop the tavern!
: Alright listen up! We are searching for a fortunate soul who will have luck of sharing our deadl... ehm I mean profitable adventures! Are there such among you that yearn for fame fortune and adventure?
: Well I certainly could use some adventuring, names Taplo and I'm a fighter.
: You look a bit old for a fighter, but I suppose that means you've got some experience under your belt. Welcome aboard!
: Are you sure you are not a Druid? You rather look like one with your magnificent beard, and we drow women find them very... enticing.
: Sorry ma'am, I'm no druid, though I must admit the thought has crossed my mind more than once.
: Eh hate you interrupt you two, but do you have any gear to speak of?
: I'm afraid not madam, I have... lost possession of it through... games of fortune.
: Great whats with all these unequipped adventurers, well to the temple to have the shield identified, and then the local black smith!
: Couldn't we just have brought Roxorowski here to be ressurected?
: I told you, it's against my religion.
: Yeah but it probably wasn't against
his religion.
: Probably not, but if you want him back your free to go back to that ogre tower and haul his corpse back here.
: Point taken.
: I do hate to inquire about such.. personal matters, but what happened to this Roxorowski fellow.
: Let's just say he had an accident and tripped against a rather large club, you know how it is with all the slippery ice and so up here in the north.
Zhe blacksmith.
He has a bunch of very powerful magical items, expensive though. Among them this rather amazing helm. It has one downside though.
... only usable by untermensch.
We buy some equipment for Taplo, who gets some plate mail, a helmet, large shield, and a longsword. Looks like he has the luck to be on point!
Vitriol tries to learn the spellscroll we found earlier.
:
: The fuck man, every single spell we have given you you have failed to learn, next time we better give it to that other guy.
: I hate a lot of things, but if there is one thing I hate more than all it is one such as you attempting to look smart. You had better stop that, or be prepared to watch your back...
: haha... what are you going to do? Cast blur? Oh whait you can't even learn that, smart one you...
Next stop the druid.
: Thar druid, was one fine gent I shall strive to become as him. And as you said I already have the looks down.
: What a wonderful idea, perhaps we could discuss this further... alone.
: What you can't possibly mean that you would... with that old and wrinkeld.. ugh...
: Enough chit chat, we should head out again! But I wonder should we return and face certain de... loots of loot in the pass? Or press on to investigate the valley with the undea... eh I mean those passed on which have not yet found rest.
The choice is your codex! Vote shall we go back and explore or push forward? Which is better and why DISCUSS!!!
