Let's Read Let's read the most horrendously awful comic ever created

[Jackalope]

See ya, sucker.

Hilarious. I'm starting to love this.

 

[ghostdog]

The amazing thing is that on the first page he actually draws the Eye Of Thundera from the stone.

 

[ElectricOtter]

This is unimaginably derp. LOL I STAB U

 

[GarfunkeL]

We could get several new DERP-emoticons from this one.

 

[DragoFireheart]

 

[GarfunkeL]

Ah fuck, I messed up the thumbnails partially.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

And it turns out the whole stab thing was completely pointless.

 

[ElectricOtter]

And it turns out the whole stab thing was completely pointless.

It's like the author sort of had a idea for a plot thread, but then gave up halfway through and was too lazy to rewrite the beginning

 

[Chuftie]

Goddamn so many fucking retarded things.

It's so damn predictable too, it's like a JRPG mixed with cheesy dimestore novels and fanfic.
Wait I just described the typical fanfic right there

Also the thing most bugging me is how in the fuck does a peasant girl get/maintain a wierd figure like that...
Unless plot magicz covers that too.

So what is the high point of this?

 

[Luzur]

so stabbing women makes them horny? thats good to know.

also, why all this hinting at nudity but no show and tell?

 

[GarfunkeL]

There's still 2 more chapters and yes, it keeps getting worse

 

[GarfunkeL]

 

[Edward_R_Murrow]

Upstate New York....for fuck's sake, why does this shit exist?

 

[Johannes]

lol wut

 

[Luzur]

New York?

 

[ElectricOtter]

Update? You can't leave me hanging like this bro

 

[circ]

Ugh, terrible indeed, even DA 2's writing is tolerable compared to this...

This is what BioWare reads.

 

[GarfunkeL]

Well, the final chapter shows that sacrifice is unnecessary if your love is strong enough because love conquers all and FUCK THIS SHIT FUUUUU-

 

[GarfunkeL]

 

[Johannes]

That really was the ending of it?

 

[RK47]

.....................................................
The whipping...

 

[ElectricOtter]

How the fuck did that get published by MARVEL? That was retarded.

 

[GarfunkeL]

It's SUPER-TWILIGHT in comic form, I bet. It has self-inserted fantasy heroine for soccer moms, hot semi-vampire loving, ultimate bad boy reformed through the purity of virginal lover (who gets down FOR REAL when the situation calls for it) and ridiculous action that only serves to propel forward the completely retarded and ridiculous plot that only exists to showcase how awesome the two main characters are and how awesome their love is. Lesi could probably dissect and destroy each line written in this train-wreck but anyone with two working brain cells should be able to realize how utterly horrid, banal, shit this is.

I just wanted to share it because, yeah sure superhero comics can be retarded - but I've never before come across anything as bad as this shit.

 

[Johannes]

What's up with the loom btw? He goes to get it but once there it's not even mentioned...

 

[ghostdog]

This needs to go to retardo land now.