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Oriebam

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I don't think I have emphasized this enough: my brofists are fucking sincere, hiver. I'm going to admit I take offense to your lack of appreciation of friendly gestures, man, why are you so angsty and cold... I just want you to shit on my chest :(


























actually they're not going to be sincere anymore, because you just proved you're going to type up a wall of insults and photoshop usernames into your favorite gore/scat porns every time someone does something as "neutral" and harmless as brofisting you, even when it's ed123, so the best thing to do is to brofist your every post until someone takes away my right to brofist

So yeah shitstain I just masterfully one-upped your "im going to photoshop u into a funny pictar lozl" thing, are you feeling my power
 

sgc_meltdown

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Fundamental Techniques in Handling People

1. Don't criticize, condemn, or complain.
2. Give honest and sincere appreciation.
3. Arouse in the other person an eager want.
4. Never show others that you are not interested in what they have to say.

Six Ways to Make People Like You

1. Become genuinely interested in other people.
2. Smile.
3. Remember that a person's name is, to that person, the sweetest and most important sound in any language.
4. Be a good listener. Encourage others to talk about themselves.
5. Talk in terms of the other person's interest.
6. Make the other person feel important – and do it sincerely.

Twelve Ways to Win People to Your Way of Thinking

1. The only way to get the best of an argument is to avoid it.
2. Show respect for the other person's opinions. Never say "You're Wrong."
3. If you're wrong, admit it quickly and emphatically.
4. Begin in a friendly way.
5. Start with questions to which the other person will answer yes.
6. Let the other person do a great deal of the talking.
7. Let the other person feel the idea is his or hers.
8. Try honestly to see things from the other person's point of view.
9. Be sympathetic with the other person's ideas and desires.
10. Appeal to the nobler motives.
11. Dramatize your ideas.
12. Throw down a challenge.

Be a Leader: How to Change People Without Giving Offense or Arousing Resentment

1. Begin with praise and honest appreciation.
2. Call attention to people's mistakes indirectly.
3. Talk about your own mistakes before criticizing the other person.
4. Ask questions instead of giving direct orders.
5. Let the other person save face.
6. Praise every improvement.
7. Give the other person a fine reputation to live up to.
8. Use encouragement. Make the fault seem easy to correct.
9. Make the other person happy about doing what you suggest.

:thumbsup:
 

sgc_meltdown

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:thumbsup:
 

Oriebam

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Are you upset?
there's just too much intentional ambiguity going on here, I think not even the brainiest of folks could be sure

Cebolinha's father is here just for the putarias ;)

Or haven't you guys noticed it yet? :p
Yes, eu apenas almejo fornecer o nosso amigo hiver amplas oportunidades para embaraçar-se, preferivelmente por meio de confusão
 

sgc_meltdown

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I just want you guys to know I will always support your posts whether you want to play the role of dale carnegie or lorenzo lamas and stay the course of playing those roles

there are different pros and cons to the two approaches that make their usage an overall coherent win win situation for my personal forums experience, and I hope for you as well, my friends

I hope I did not offend anyone by not elaborating earlier as I think the text and picture I posted spoke straight from the heart with the intimate unspoken clarity of brotherhood that exists between all the peoples of the earth

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hiver

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Fundamental Techniques in Handling People

1. Don't criticize, condemn, or complain.
2. Give honest and sincere appreciation.
3. Arouse in the other person an eager want.
4. Never show others that you are not interested in what they have to say.

Six Ways to Make People Like You

1. Become genuinely interested in other people.
2. Smile.
3. Remember that a person's name is, to that person, the sweetest and most important sound in any language.
4. Be a good listener. Encourage others to talk about themselves.
5. Talk in terms of the other person's interest.
6. Make the other person feel important – and do it sincerely.

Twelve Ways to Win People to Your Way of Thinking

1. The only way to get the best of an argument is to avoid it.
2. Show respect for the other person's opinions. Never say "You're Wrong."
3. If you're wrong, admit it quickly and emphatically.
4. Begin in a friendly way.
5. Start with questions to which the other person will answer yes.
6. Let the other person do a great deal of the talking.
7. Let the other person feel the idea is his or hers.
8. Try honestly to see things from the other person's point of view.
9. Be sympathetic with the other person's ideas and desires.
10. Appeal to the nobler motives.
11. Dramatize your ideas.
12. Throw down a challenge.

Be a Leader: How to Change People Without Giving Offense or Arousing Resentment

1. Begin with praise and honest appreciation.
2. Call attention to people's mistakes indirectly.
3. Talk about your own mistakes before criticizing the other person.
4. Ask questions instead of giving direct orders.
5. Let the other person save face.
6. Praise every improvement.
7. Give the other person a fine reputation to live up to.
8. Use encouragement. Make the fault seem easy to correct.
9. Make the other person happy about doing what you suggest.

:thumbsup:

OR.... you can just tell them to go fuck themselves.
:)
 

hiver

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What? Your brain snapped, again?
That sounds like youre one of those stupid retards that thinks unimaginative stupid trolling makes them look better.

oribeam tries again, just repeating same stupid shit again and trying to copy some of my insults. You dont just copy those and throw them all like that. its not the words - its what they relate to.
Oh right , its me whose butthurt, oh yeah... i can see that.
:lol:

and it wants me to answer some specific post of his, oh right, sure. im going to just unignore all of that moronity and go read it all.
:lol:

and its a spokeperson for all morons here. excellent. im sure they will appreciate it.
maybe you can form some sort of a club of imbecile morons of butthurt.

No, you were not talking to me, you were just explaining what youre doing dumbass. while you were doing it.
Of course you can desperately try to believe that isnt so and try to convince someone that turd in your head is inventing something significant but i dont see it working.

youre not even a human turd.... youre like some bacteria that evolved so that you can only feed on feces.
:)
 

hiver

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And if i denied it you would confirm it because im denying it, amirite :)
Well, out here those issues are usually settled by you bringing in your hot sister or girlfriend (if you had any) to my place so she can verify it.


I don't think I have emphasized this enough: my brofists are fucking sincere,
I dont give a fuck?

I'm going to admit I take offense to your lack of appreciation of friendly gestures,
Good.


man, why are you so angsty and cold...
:cool:



I just want you to shit on my chest :(
Youll have to talk to someone else about that particular desire.



actually they're not going to be sincere anymore,
Fascinating.

because you just proved
Did I? Oh my. What a mistayka to mayka!

you're going to type up a wall of insults
A wall? a few is enough.

and photoshop usernames into your favorite gore/scat porns
Thats not gore scat porn. Of course im going to photoshop them... what am i supposed to do? Write them by hand then scan it?

every time someone does something as "neutral" and harmless as brofisting you,
Arent you cute little neutral harmless shit eater you?
No, its not for brofisting. Its for being a schadenfraude junkies. I made it clear several times already.


even when it's ed123,
Ed is alright and doesnt have anything to do with you shit slurpers.


so the best thing to do is to brofist your every post until someone takes away my right to brofist
or, preferably, until someone runs you over with a garbage truck.

So yeah shitstain I just masterfully one-upped your "im going to photoshop u into a funny pictar lozl" thing, are you feeling my power
You sure did. Oh im overwhelmed.
Nope.
 

Oriebam

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What? Your brain snapped, again?
That sounds like youre one of those stupid retards that thinks unimaginative stupid trolling makes them look better.
and imaginative trolling does amirite
just repeating same stupid shit again
bullshit
and trying to copy some of my insults.
first, learn what context is
second... has your egoism reached the point where you think you own insults?
:bravo:
and it wants me to answer some specific post of his, oh right, sure.im going to just unignore all of that moronity and go read it all.
"herp ur arguments are invalid b cus ur a moran roofles"
and its a spokeperson for all morons here. excellent. im sure they will appreciate it.
not as much as we appreciate your posts, as evidenced by all the fisting you're getting
maybe you can form some sort of a club of imbecile morons of butthurt.
only if you lead us, with the amount of cusswords/post you sport I get the feeling the butthurt will be so intense we're going to experience sensory loss

No, you were not talking to me
way I see it if I say something and you reply to it is a conversation, i.e (figuratively) talking

but hey, feel free to remake the language we're talking, it's about time
Of course you can desperately try to believe that isnt so
why do you use the word desperately? dispute my logic

and try to convince someone that turd in your head is inventing something significant but i dont see it working.
what kinds of significant shit has the turd in yours been inventing?

and it's indeed never going to work if that "someone" is a senile man with severe ego issues (take a good look at how much ad hominem and "you're a subhuman" comments you're packing, and your own oversensitivity/eagerness to try to bury any attempts at argumentation)



youre not even a human turd.... youre like some bacteria that evolved so that you can only feed on feces.
hey at least I'm not some insecure fuck who's buttmad because he's got brofisted
 

Oriebam

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learn to quote hiver what the fuck now the audience is going to get confused
I dont give a fuck?
bullshit, you do, otherwise you wouldn't have made several butthurt posts whining about it
that comment, however, was not sincere
:cool:

Youll have to talk to someone else about that particular desire.
holy shit the sheer wit here is killing me


Fascinating.
Did I? Oh my. What a mistayka to mayka!
meaningless comments, you get desperate to the point where you'll grasp at anything to try to make yourself not look like as much of a retard and you still keep trying to claim you don't give a shit about anything, I hope you're proud of yourself

also you contradicted several posts of yours by replying seriously to this, but I'm still proud of you because this is actually progress

maybe one day you'll actually behave like a civilized human being instead of flinging shit at everything that moves menacingly
A wall? a few is enough.
your posts so far disagree... but I will forgive that mistake, can't make fun of old age/alzheimer's

and photoshop usernames into your favorite gore/scat porns
Thats not gore scat porn.
Look, the picture is a bunch of people chained to each other, apparently with their mouths stitched to their anuses if it's what I'm thinking... do you really think you can bullshit your way out of this?

Of course im going to photoshop them... what am i supposed to do? Write them by hand then scan it?

another desperate move
:thumbsup:

I feel like I'm on coke already man rawr

I want moreeeeeeeeee
Arent you cute little neutral harmless shit eater you?
Seriously man, for someone who boasts so much about being able to inflict the most succint tier of insults you're p. boring. And that sounds like an admission that you genuinely feel offended by brofists... I'm not sure what that means, though. Are you insecure? Meh, I don't really give a fuck, but you should stop trying to be witty, you're only funny when you're being excessively retarded, right now you're not going full retard...

No, its not for brofisting.
guess that is why you spent multiple posts whining about it, which is kind of what got us into this
Its for being a schadenfraude junkies.
tell me more. I feel we're getting to the heart of the issue here, a fucking breakthrough

seriously tell me more I feel at least one of us can learn a lot from this experience

(actually don't try tell me you believe laughing at shit on the internet/dark humor makes you a bad person, you fucking fool)
I made it clear several times already.
bullshit, and don't let your ego deceive you: you're entertaining and all, but I don't read your every fucking post

Ed is alright
guess that is why you repeatedly insulted him, then
and doesnt have anything to do with you shit slurpers.
guess that's why he's not brofisting you and therefore not part of the group of people you tried to insult









oh wait


or, preferably, until someone runs you over with a garbage truck.
I wish you had severe rectal prolapse issues










































oh wait

















*sitcom laughter*

You sure did. Oh im overwhelmed.
Nope.
You're one dense crock of shit.

Keep it coming! :thumbsup:

this is like a spectacle video game man
 

Oriebam

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hiver is corrupting me

I fear that even if I survive this fæcesfest battlol battle I will not emerge unscathed: failing to resist the temptation to go all out with the trolling(subtly, of course:obviously:) will most likely lead to a change in personality... I will end up becoming more like skyway or hoopy or even hiver himself, and therefore and giving way less of a fuck about accuracy or honesty of statements in favor of flinging shit even when I attempt to make a point













But I wonder... should I try to resist? Is it better to rule in Retardo... than it is to serve in Heavan?












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hiver

Guest
Anger is healthy. It means youre still sane.

If you want kool kids and monocled gentlemen i think there is enough of those around here isnt there?
 

Oriebam

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Anger is healthy. It means youre still sane.
that makes you some sort of sage, then

tell us more about the link between anger and sanity




















wait, don't crazy people get really fucking angry too, I think there are a bunch of personality disorders revolving around that, not to mention crimes comitted over petty shit... probably why the word mad means both angry and insane, too

Have you ever considered the possibility that you're not right in the head, man? That you're not really above some of the people you hate?
 

deus101

Never LET ME into a tattoo parlor!
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Anger is healthy. It means youre still sane.
that makes you some sort of sage, then

tell us more about the link between anger and sanity


wait, don't crazy people get really fucking angry too, I think there are a bunch of personality disorders revolving around that, not to mention crimes comitted over petty shit... probably why the word mad means both angry and insane, too

Have you ever considered the possibility that you're not right in the head, man? That you're not really above some of the people you hate?

And have you ever thought that your taste in humor and drama is shit?

EDIT:
Damnit...stop feeding the shitposters they say.
 

hiver

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Oriblam is a very simple dude...
first mistake he made, he just jumped to, is him thinking that im thinking im better than anyone.
Or that i think im not "crazy".

Understandable, since its ego is what is suffering here so ... thats one of the simplest ways to "MAKE IT ALL BETTER".

Well, i am better than the various hubris or feces feeding shits around here, thats true.
But that isnt hard to achieve. And shouldn't be anything special.

As with "craziness" so with anger, there are nuances to it all. There is healthy anger, directed in right direction, fueling right sort of action (like VD getting angry at where the games are going and deciding to make his own instead of just bitching about it)
- and there is just general anger which is used to fuel or strengthen whatever some fuckhead is thinking.
There is good "craziness" as in not conforming with the heard.

Of course, not being able to understand these basics or just willfully misunderstanding them in order to not feel "lesser" then me is... stupid.
And boring and... ignore worthy.

Which then gets us to right where we are.

And there wont be anymore "explanatiuns".
 

Oriebam

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/dontreallycare
Just noting that a single ellipses is an appropriate replacement for 10 fucking lines of white space, since you seem to like dramatic pauses.
it's not, the point is that you can't read the line immediatelly below so it's funny and witty and shit


speaking of drama, I didn't intend this post to be as dramatic cliche as it sounds

genuine brofist btw, I actually kind of try to be gramatically correct
Oriblam is a very simple dude...
is that good








wait, you do this "typing usernames wrong" thing on purpose, right? I just fucking EVADED your strawman auheuheauaheeuhaeuheueh fucking hiver

first mistake he made, he just jumped to, is him thinking that im thinking im better than anyone.
Or that i think im not "crazy".
Understandable, since its ego is what is suffering here so ... thats one of the simplest ways to "MAKE IT ALL BETTER".

sorry to burst your bubble, but those weren't serious comments

I was trying to rile you up so you can answer some more, if you look at my (serious) posts(which are probably rare) you'll see I am usually careful with words

I also read some of your posts in response to Black Cat before the 7 sins clusterfuck/disaster, those come close to invalidating the white knight joke(I mention this only because I know you will get butthurt about it no matter how obvious the trolling is) for reasons I won't specify so the trolling won't stop

also this means I didn't make any mistakes before, eh
Well, i am better than the various hubris or feces feeding shits around here, thats true.
You don't have proof, you didn't even bother to try to support what you were saying. What the fuck man, do you understand this.

Tell me why did you "go after" Castanova just to tell him you think he's egotistical when he was reporting a fucking objective technical issue?

It was this that made me think that you don't even know what you don't even know(delusions), not the constant massive butthurt, not the fact you flame everyone without good reason, not the constant fallacies(yes, ad hominem and strawmen count), not the fact that you vehemently misjudge people constantly, not the massive hypocrisy that fucking shows every third fucking post you make(just ask me and I'll prove what I'm talking about turdboy) not the constant poorly concealed attempts at threats of violence, not the fact that you admitted to getting violent with an elderly person IRL because the person was unsensitive about your dog or some shit and your countless other issues... but this

Why the FUCK would a sane(or simply not very delusional) person do that? I am so fucking smart for noticing this amirite

that's not mentioning the times you baited people you disliked for the sole purpose of ignoring them so you could be all like

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and think that you showed them
As with "craziness" so with anger, there are nuances to it all. There is healthy anger, directed in right direction, fueling right sort of action (like VD getting angry at where the games are going and deciding to make his own instead of just bitching about it)
that's not anger, that's frustration, two different things

You think VD is all like "I AM VERY UPSET ABOUT THE DECLINE OF GAMES" all the time he's developing his game? I did long-term stuff out of frustration too, you're not actually mad at something all the time or even mad at all, you know
- and there is just general anger which is used to fuel or strengthen whatever some fuckhead is thinking.
that doesn't mean anything, I can't guess what the fuck you want to say precisely hiver, go do some english classes


how does anger even fuel or strengthen something besides giving you an adrenaline rush or something, anyway

"herpa-derpa I said anger is good and got refuted so now there are several kinds of anger, some bad some good"
There is good "craziness" as in not conforming with the heard.
nonconformity is(almost always not) craziness you fucking dimwit, drop the bullshit and start the truthz, I know what you're trying to do and so does everyone else, it's almost painfully obvious... get real


Behaving like a monkey on the internet is not good, what the fuck makes you think that it is, it's not even special have you not been to youtube
Of course, not being able to understand these basics or just willfully misunderstanding them in order to not feel "lesser" then me is... stupid.
And boring and... ignore worthy.
I did it because it's hard to know when you're going to answer

poking you = more chances of answer... it's working so far


Notice my posting history. I am one of the guys who tries the hardest to be humble here despite all the constant sarcasm and the post count and of course the bad implications behaving like this has, do you really think I would contradict myself like this if it was not trolling? hahaha I shot down your strawman before you did it

there's a reason I avoid making certain(as in: sure) statements on things and direct insults

also, as a wise software intelligence once communicated: "if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen"
- If you don't want to finish a discussion, don't fucking bother starting it or partaking in it, that's fucking stupid

Which then gets us to right where we are.

And there wont be anymore "explanatiuns".
nope, I know for a fact you will do more "explanatiuns"

you can just ignore this last retort, it's not like it's the first time you're doing it anyway



tl;dr: holy shit this board is just like Deus Ex HR when the people keep trying to distract you from the actual point, fucking awesome, only they don't realize tangents don't really work on the internet


You still haven't answered the question about schadenfreude

And have you ever thought that your taste in humor and drama is shit?
keep up with the non sequitur and we'll have at least two new prospers before page 20, fuck yeah word salad
 

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