New Commie Gestapo Tyrant Policies of RPGCodex

[King Crispy]

This moron came into Shoutbox today spouting a bunch of nonsense trying to impress everyone but we all just laughed at him and he left.

 

[butchy]

My feelings were seriously hurt and I had to make an emergency call to my psychologist so he could talk me down.

You jerk monsters! Is shoutbox the AOL group talk thing? I do occasionally enjoy typing something in there.

 

[Grimlorn]

This moron came into Shoutbox today spouting a bunch of nonsense trying to impress everyone but we all just laughed at him and he left.

Of course he did. He's a jester after all, but a jester can only be entertaining for so long. It's obvious that his parents never loved him and he has no friends. So he seeks the validation of others on the internet by acting like an idiot. He creates multiple accounts on the Codex so he has friends to talk to, to support him and to play with. But at the end of the day, no one will ever love him and he will die alone.

We should pity him and we should be grateful for everything we have. As he serves as a somber reminder of how far a man can fall. Similar to Anthony Burch.

 

[butchy]

Also, why are you tracking my typing in the AOL thing when you could be unbanning me? Does anyone around here work? What exactly are the requirements to be a virgin queen? I know what a virgin is, and I know what a queen is, but I'm unsure of what the combined term means. Did all the virgins vote you in as a queen, or is this title hereditary? Do you marry into it? Can you retain the title after losing your virginity? And if hereditary, what happens if during pregnancy while not a virgin but before birthing what I assume would be a female since queens are usually female outside of gay circles I think. Are you a virgin because you are crispy, or crispy because you are a virgin? If you really are a virgin are you saving yourself for marriage, or are you just not appealing enough to get the cock or snatch or whatever genitals is your want?

For clarification, I would rather you unban me than answer these questions though most of you seem incapable of doing anything besides AOL chat typing and throwing out what I hope some people may consider snazzy zingers.

 

[Grimlorn]

Hey look at me everyone. Look at me. Look at me. LOOK AT ME.

 

[butchy]

Of course he did. He's a jester after all, but a jester can only be entertaining for so long. It's obvious that his parents never loved him and he has no friends. So he seeks the validation of others on the internet by acting like an idiot. He creates multiple accounts on the Codex so he has friends to talk to, to support him and to play with. But at the end of the day, no one will ever love him and he will die alone.

We should pity him and we should be grateful for everything we have. As he serves as a somber reminder of how far a man can fall. Similar to Anthony Burch.

Yes, exactly. That's what I've been saying. I'm just not as articulate as you I guess.

And thank you for drawing more attention to me. I just eat this shit up.




LOOK AT ME!!!

 

[Grimlorn]

Yes, exactly. That's what I've been saying. I'm just not as articulate as you I guess.

The first step is admitting you have a problem.

 

[butchy]

Looking at me isn't a problem. I'm extremely handsome.

 

[King Crispy]

I do laugh at myself from time-to-time.

 

[Turisas]

I do laugh at myself from time-to-time.

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

A Does anyone around here work?

They're all tragically insane and so are you.

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

so it's 'they' now, huh? no longer 'we' ?

you were the best of us Jimbob. I will remember you for what you were. Not...for what you've become.

Admiral "Bumface" Jimbob
2006-2015
Rest In Peace

I'm taking this to a higher level. I am on an epic quest to learn from the Irony Masters of FYAD in the hope of joining the few of Jerkcity. The Codex could only train me for so long... for too long, the retard faggots of this blueish-grey land have been giving me 0xp. It is time to grind in a new locale.

 

[King Crispy]

Great. Then gtfo you traitor.

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

Great. Then gtfo you traitor.

you talk to a ghost. goodbye

 

[butchy]

They're all tragically insane and so are you.

I can clearly see why you think they would be insane but you lost me after that. Why would I be insane? For wanting to be unbanned?

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

I can clearly see why you think they would be insane but you lost me after that. Why would I be insane? For wanting to be unbanned?

Do we really have to go through this in public again, butchy? I thought we were just going to the shops to pick up dinner. I was in work until half seven, butchy, and you were off today. Was it really that much to ask for you to meet me at Tesco? But no, you have to find something to bitch at me about. "Oohhh, you lost me there", "why am I insane?", your usual passive-aggressive shit. Now we're standing in the middle of the stupid fucking shop down the road because you're too busy making a big scene out of your huffy mood to just buy some mince or something and make some shitty pasta bolognese and the staff are pretending not to watch and laugh. This is the last fucking time you humiliate me like this, bitch. Don't think I don't know what you're doing. You laughed at me for having that ax for chopping wood, laughed at me for preparing for the worst because you don't think I'm a real man. Well, butchy, I'm going to answer that like a real man. You're snoring now. You're deep asleep. Roll over and expose that flabby fat fucking neck that years ago I thought was so sexy. Expose it just there.

You're about to find out just what that ax was for, and why I keep it so sharp.

 

[butchy]

Do we really have to go through this in public again, butchy? I thought we were just going to the shops to pick up dinner. I was in work until half seven, butchy, and you were off today. Was it really that much to ask for you to meet me at Tesco? But no, you have to find something to bitch at me about. "Oohhh, you lost me there", "why am I insane?", your usual passive-aggressive shit. Now we're standing in the middle of the stupid fucking shop down the road because you're too busy making a big scene out of your huffy mood to just buy some mince or something and make some shitty pasta bolognese and the staff are pretending not to watch and laugh. This is the last fucking time you humiliate me like this, bitch. Don't think I don't know what you're doing. You laughed at me for having that ax for chopping wood, laughed at me for preparing for the worst because you don't think I'm a real man. Well, butchy, I'm going to answer that like a real man. You're snoring now. You're deep asleep. Roll over and expose that flabby fat fucking neck that years ago I thought was so sexy. Expose it just there.

You're about to find out just what that ax was for, and why I keep it so sharp.

Okay, is this some kind of roleplaying? I'm not sure if I'm the man or woman in this scenario, but I'm guessing the man since you are complaining a lot and not making sense? I'll also need to know what Tesco is and what our plans there were. And is it possible for me to play a Chinese alter boy instead? If not, can we somehow work one into this story?

 

[laclongquan]

This is soooooo much better than teevee~

 

[Severian Silk]

Why is Shia dancing with a 10 yo?

Okay, is this some kind of roleplaying? I'm not sure if I'm the man or woman in this scenario, but I'm guessing the man since you are complaining a lot and not making sense? I'll also need to know what Tesco is and what our plans there were. And is it possible for me to play a Chinese alter boy instead? If not, can we somehow work one into this story?

Define role-playing.

 

[butchy]

Does anyone know why the staff here dislike me so much now? Crispy is gunning for me like I owe his mother child support. Can't we all just get along? And unban for Pete's sake?

I'll tell you guys what, since the console fans in charge of this site seem to dislike me because I actually like crpgs, I'll leave if 80% of the staff or more want me gone. I'm figuring it is more like 100% so you shouldn't have to put up with me and my superior crpg loving ways much longer.

P.S. Fuck you, you soccer loving retards. JK LOL

 

[Irenaeus II]

We like to hate.

 

[Akratus]

Does anyone know why the staff here dislike me so much now? Crispy is gunning for me like I owe his mother child support. Can't we all just get along? And unban for Pete's sake?

I'll tell you guys what, since the console fans in charge of this site seem to dislike me because I actually like crpgs, I'll leave 80% of the staff or more want me gone. I'm figuring it is more like 100% so you shouldn't have to put up with me and my superior crpg loving ways much longer.

P.S. Fuck you, you soccer loving retards. JK LOL

 

[Major_Blackhart]

Couldn't tell you Roqua. I've no idea what has been going on, since I avoid most BS nowadays. It's all inane and doesn't get me closer towards a real RPG.

 

[Scruffy]

Does anyone know why the staff here dislike me so much now?

long shot here, but it might have to do with you being a shitposter who contributes nothing of value

 

[butchy]

Well, you do ooze quality. And you are exceptionally bright. I can definitely see why you are a good fit here. Are you excited about Fall Out 4 as everyone else? Fuck Yeah, Bro!