"Playing D&D with Porn Stars"

[Infinitron]

I submit this blog to the perusal of the Codex.

http://dndwithpornstars.blogspot.com

I'm Zak, I live in Hollywood. Most of the people I know in LA I know from being a porn "actor"--so they're porn stars and strippers. So that's who I play Dungeons & Dragons with.

It's rather tame, actually.

 

[Menckenstein]

Terrible looking people, where's my hair trimmer and soapy sponge?

 

[Phelot]

Porn Stars hate their lives and their profession which is why they flock to these sort of fantasies. For this same reason, dorks play PnP like this.

 

[Don Peste]

Have anyone ever hired hookers to play RPGs with them? Ginger hookers. Just curious.

 

[Alex]

Zak has some pretty awesome ideas. I recommend his Vornheim book to anyone here that likes pencil and paper RPGs. Not only it is full of pretty amazing ideas, but it has the best mechanic for dealing with tables I have ever seen. Basically, most of the results in random tables are supposed to be used only once. Once you use them, you strike-through them and write something else in its place. But, since the table already has some pretty interesting results written in, writing a new one is easier, as you have examples that set the mood, theme and mechanics of what would make a good entry.

Porn Stars hate their lives and their profession which is why they flock to these sort of fantasies. For this same reason, dorks play PnP like this.

I was thinking of linking this thread to him, as it might be interesting to have Zak come here and discuss RPGs with the rest of the Codex. Then your post reminded me why this was an awfully bad idea. Thanks, Phelot!

 

[Infinitron]

I was thinking of linking this thread to him, as it might be interesting to have Zak come here and discuss RPGs with the rest of the Codex. Then your post reminded me why this was an awfully bad idea. Thanks, Phelot!

DO IT!!

 

[Menckenstein]

Zak has some pretty awesome ideas. I recommend his Vornheim book to anyone here that likes pencil and paper RPGs. Not only it is full of pretty amazing ideas, but it has the best mechanic for dealing with tables I have ever seen. Basically, most of the results in random tables are supposed to be used only once. Once you use them, you strike-through them and write something else in its place. But, since the table already has some pretty interesting results written in, writing a new one is easier, as you have examples that set the mood, theme and mechanics of what would make a good entry.

Porn Stars hate their lives and their profession which is why they flock to these sort of fantasies. For this same reason, dorks play PnP like this.

I was thinking of linking this thread to him, as it might be interesting to have Zak come here and discuss RPGs with the rest of the Codex. Then your post reminded me why this was an awfully bad idea. Thanks, Phelot!

I'm sure a guy who makes a living ejaculating in/on daddy-issue-golems is very sensitive and easy to offend.

 

[Phelot]

:D It was a joke, but yeah I doubt they'd care unless they're the hipster style pornstars that do stuff for Suicide Girls. It's getting harder and harder to rebel against society what with Bioware games teaching people to accept all walks of life.

 

[Konjad]

 

[Alex]

I'm sure a guy who makes a living ejaculating in/on daddy-issue-golems is very sensitive and easy to offend.

That was not my point. It is just that Zak seems to hate most types of bigotry. I think that either he will headbutt with people here or will simply ignore us. Given he is used to trolls, I think the second result is more likely. By the way, I just realized it might sound like me thanking Phelot was a sarcastic answer. That was not my intention, I know Phelot was just goofing around.

Infinitron

I still think it is a bad idea, but if you want to do it, go ahead. I mean, I commented in his blog a few times, but it isn't like I know the man. Just send him an email and chances are that he will check this thread out.

 

[Awor Szurkrarz]

DO IT!!

 

[Wise Emperor]

Reminds me of

 

[Azael]

Pretty nice blog actually from the quick glimpse I got from it, but why settle for getting Zak here when we should obvioulsy aim for Stoya?

 

[laclongquan]

I was thinking of linking this thread to him, as it might be interesting to have Zak come here and discuss RPGs with the rest of the Codex. Then your post reminded me why this was an awfully bad idea. Thanks, Phelot!

DO EEEEET, FAGGOT!

 

[Grunker]

wow, this thread is disgusting. you people have no respect for your fellow human beings. 'daddy-issue golems' and self-haters? really? you should take a long hard look at yourselves and see where do these deep intolerances come from, because it's both offensive to those of us with a brain and and makes you look pathetic. you make the codex look bad with your rampant bigotry. how dare you address women in such a way? is it because you're too afraid to approach them in real life that you rationalize your pathetic, snivelling cowardice with pseudopsychological mumbo-jumbo? You disgusting manboons should be taught a hard lesson about respect and civility because you deserve neither while you continue with this abhorrent behaviour.

Grade A fucking scolding. Would read again.

 

[Ulminati]

wow, this thread is disgusting. you people have no respect for your fellow human beings. 'daddy-issue golems' and self-haters? really? you should take a long hard look at yourselves and see where do these deep intolerances come from, because it's both offensive to those of us with a brain and and makes you look pathetic. you make the codex look bad with your rampant bigotry. how dare you address women in such a way? is it because you're too afraid to approach them in real life that you rationalize your pathetic, snivelling cowardice with pseudopsychological mumbo-jumbo? You disgusting manboons should be taught a hard lesson about respect and civility because you deserve neither while you continue with this abhorrent behaviour.

8/10, would brofist again.

[edit]

Damn it, ninjaed by Grunker while I went out to make coffee.

 

[Haba]

wow, this thread is disgusting. you people have no respect for your fellow human beings. 'daddy-issue golems' and self-haters? really? you should take a long hard look at yourselves and see where do these deep intolerances come from, because it's both offensive to those of us with a brain and and makes you look pathetic. you make the codex look bad with your rampant bigotry. how dare you address women in such a way? is it because you're too afraid to approach them in real life that you rationalize your pathetic, snivelling cowardice with pseudopsychological mumbo-jumbo? You disgusting manboons should be taught a hard lesson about respect and civility because you deserve neither while you continue with this abhorrent behaviour.

Copypasta or manually typed? :mystery:

 

[Ulminati]

He does kinda shoot himself in the foot a bit by posting nekkid pics of his players (hope he paid them commission). It makes the whole thing seem less about d&d with actual people and more about "Look! boobiez!" attentionwhoring.
But then again, so does the title of the blog.

 

[Ulminati]

Some people make a living showing off their body. That doesn't make them attention whores of unworthy of our respect as human beings.

And that's all fine and good. But the d&d blog should be able to stand on its own merits, not on nekkid shots of stoya.

 

[Spectacle]

If his players weren't porn stars they would just be regular geeks, so nobody would read the blog.

 

[Commissar Draco]

It does keep me awake and I even felt some and in this age it is achevement on its own

 

[Lagole Gon]

Reminds me of

Thanks for reminding me.
I have to check out new Satine Phoenix movies during the next porn harvest.

 

[Ulminati]

What draco said. That totally isn't pandering because the guys writing can't stand on its own.

But good to know that Stoya is pretty easy and down for whatever

 

[Infinitron]

Some people make a living showing off their body. That doesn't make them attention whores of unworthy of our respect as human beings.

They're a bit more than just attention whores.

 

[Rivmusique]

But what's wrong with whores?

 

[CappenVarra]

It's a good D&D/PnP blog, and anyone who is fazed by details such as presence of porn stars should question his/her citizenship of fair codexia