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Gay gays?Or vampire elves?
Are somewhere out there any undead evles? Or vampire elves?
Seems like garden variety Faerun elves to me. What are the differences?This poll isn't nearly gay enough. It's missing Bethesda's Tamriel elves, or Tamrielves.
Oh boy.Seems like garden variety Faerun elves to me. What are the differences?This poll isn't nearly gay enough. It's missing Bethesda's Tamriel elves, or Tamrielves.
Yes, exactly. I like elves who are Tolkeinish in that they are tall, beautiful and Nordic (Tolkien elves don't even have pointy ears), but I also like when they're maybe a little bit evil, like Melniboneans. I like when they're separated from the mortal world with magical defenses, or time works differently where they live. Maybe they kidnap humans for some reason, replace them with changelings and take them back to elf-land.Best elves are from Norse mythology. Second best elves are cosmic horror elves of folklore, who might help you on a whim but generally seem to be sociopaths with alien priorities living in an overlapping world operating under completely different rules.
Ironically, I made a NWN module where only elves have souls (since in the setting elves have dragon blood that gives them soul, allowing them to learn sorcery). Humans and dwarves were created as a servant/ slave race to the elves, and do not have souls.Yes, exactly. I like elves who are Tolkeinish in that they are tall, beautiful and Nordic (Tolkien elves don't even have pointy ears), but I also like when they're maybe a little bit evil, like Melniboneans. I like when they're separated from the mortal world with magical defenses, or time works differently where they live. Maybe they kidnap humans for some reason, replace them with changelings and take them back to elf-land.Best elves are from Norse mythology. Second best elves are cosmic horror elves of folklore, who might help you on a whim but generally seem to be sociopaths with alien priorities living in an overlapping world operating under completely different rules.
I like when elves are "alien" but not when they LOOK like aliens. They should be universally good looking.
I think a lot of the hate for elves comes from D&D depictions of them as short, skinny pussies who hug trees. I hate that shit too. D&D is probably responsible for a lot of that, because elves and other magical races like dwarves and gnomes had to be "balanced" with humans, so all the cool shit about them was watered down. Elves and other magical races should be far superior to humans, except that they don't have souls.
You might prefer Gerald Brom's depictions of elves to those made by other TSR artists:I think a lot of the hate for elves comes from D&D depictions of them as short, skinny pussies who hug trees. I hate that shit too. D&D is probably responsible for a lot of that, because elves and other magical races like dwarves and gnomes had to be "balanced" with humans, so all the cool shit about them was watered down. Elves and other magical races should be far superior to humans, except that they don't have souls.