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Retiring the Dumbfuck - New Tags

themadhatter114

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Jaesun said:
Carrie Underwood said:
And finally, for those brave souls that show no signs of letting up in their faggotry.

35lccuh.gif

Awesome. How many cocks to I have to suck to get this one?

They would probably want to think of something different for you. It's one thing to degrade some dude by making him suck your cock, but when it's a gay dude who sounds excited about it, you simply have to think of something else, preferably non-sexual.
 

Hory

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Jaesun said:
Carrie Underwood said:
And finally, for those brave souls that show no signs of letting up in their faggotry.

35lccuh.gif

Awesome. How many cocks to I have to suck to get this one?
You already qualify :).
 

Warden

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I'm not such a cock-sucker as I would like to be. Every time I saw a cock in RL I got a bit freaked out and scared so I couldn't suck it. :cry: It's one thing to fantasize about sucking a cock.. and totally another when you actually have to put that foreign body part in your mouth. It's probably because I'm a bit... fastidious?.. I don't know the right word but who cares.
Ah, practice..
 

BearBomber

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Dumbfuck was all time classic. This is just retarded sequel dumbed down for console fags.
 

kingcomrade

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I'm not such a cock-sucker as I would like to be. Every time I saw a cock in RL I got a bit freaked out and scared so I couldn't suck it. Crying or Very sad It's one thing to fantasize about sucking a cock.. and totally another when you actually have to put that foreign body part in your mouth. It's probably because I'm a bit... fastidious?.. I don't know the right word but who cares.
Ah, practice..
hahaha
 

Warden

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Jaesun said:
David Gaider's Bitch.... just for Warden.

Retarded whore, I have some standards. Unlike you.
I wouldn't date an ugly and psychopathic fatty who barely finished high school and is now a "writer" after working as a hotel cleaner.

And watch what you write as I'm ready to beat you and rape you with a vacuum cleaner simultaneously (without removing the big sucker part) and not letting you cry.
 
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First post is updated again with more refined tags.

I would like to get input from the higher-ups, because something must be done about the amount of people striving to become dumbfucks.
 

crakkie

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I'll reiterate my earlier suggestion: put dumbfucks' moment(s) of dumbfucking in their sigs. They won't give a shit if you call them names. Hang the albatross of their stupidity/annoyance/worthlessness around their necks.

Let their actions speak for themselves. Inbred? How about "Spammed the forum with vague paranoid annoyance for months". Dumbed down? Just link to where their self-important "decline of the codex" spree got them banned. Eternal fucking virgin? Not as bad as "put his lack of socialization/brooding perversion on display for all to see". Or "threw a fit and started posting porn to every thread". Posting a link to those little moments (or discussions of those moments in the case of multiple posts/spamming) is a bit more illustrative than calling them names.
 

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sportforredneck said:
For the worst scum of the Codex, the tag should be nigger. Nobody likes niggers.
Wrong. The Codex's nemesises is not the chocolate-colored man, but the game "journalist" (striker), the PR dude (controller), the "modern" game designer (leader) and the masses that gobble every drop that comes out of them (defender).
 

Murk

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wtf is warden a chick?

current chick count: kaiserin (poseur chick), jasede, and warden

HAWT

on topic: I'd say the exclamation point at the end of each title is unnecessary.
 

Texas Red

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Warden seems a bit too aggressive to be a woman. More likely he's gay.

Dumbfucks and other tagged individuals are a noble, proud race. Some day a Codexian explorer will travel to Retardo and discover an amazing culture. For now, I beseech, only from this page, Mikayel, Lumpy, sportforredneck, Chefe and OccupatedVoid to visit our beautiful threads and learn of our ways. You see, being a dumbfuck, you won't have to feel the foreboding guilt of not discussing anything RPG related; you will be free.
 

Murk

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Donno 'bout chefe and OV, but sport, Lumpy, and myself are regulars in GD and in the soon-to-be retardo'd threads.
 

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