Crispy™ Should Crispy be promoted to Administrator?

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

Sir Crispy, in addition to being one of the most popular users on the site, is also a computer expert.

Clearly, his talents are wasted as a mere moderator.

 

[Konjad]

Yes, but only when he reaches Biden's current age.

 

[Krivol]

So soon?

 

[Fedora Master]

Yes but only of Retardoland

 

[†††]

No, it would automatically violate his deal with asfasdf as admins become defacto shoutbox mods.

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

No, it would automatically violate his deal with @asfasdf as admins become defacto shoutbox mods.

Untrue. He would be a shoutbox ADMINISTRATOR. Very different.

 

[Falksi]

Only if he passes the three trials.

 

[†††]

Only if he passes the three trials.

And the 36 chambers of Shaolin

 

[Kruno]

Crispy is love, Crispy is life!

 

[Humbaba]

Sorry, being married is a hard requirement currently. As well as not having a criminal record (he fought for the Khmer Rouge)

 

[Dick]

Being unmarried frees the spirit and the mind so you can concentrate on more important tasks. Also, Crispy is such a kind person and pure soul, he should become the absolute one and only chief-Administrator, oh yes.

EDIT: I base my opinion on some shoutbox talking I witnessed where he constantly was trying to find solutions for various technical problems. And seeing that there is also a whole subforum where he can spread his valuable knowledge for the benefit of every forum user makes him the ideal admin

 

[Atlantico]

Crispy has all the qualifications to become an administrator. He's old, petty, ignorant and vain.

Overqualified perhaps.

 

[Hag]

Only if he passes the three trials.

And the 36 chambers of Shaolin

Ok, I want to see this.

 

[King Crispy]

Just sayin'.

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

Exactly. Says nothing about administrator powers.

 

[asfasdf]

An administrator has moderator powers.

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

No, an Admin has administrator powers, which are far more severe, and probably more expensive to bribe away.

$5000 sounds about right.

 

[Skinwalker]

Should NEG get permabanned for simping and cuckery?

 

[Fedora Master]

Only if he passes the three trials.

And the 36 chambers of Shaolin

Ok, I want to see this.

Young Dexers rising up against the tyranny and faggotry of Admin Crispy:

 

[mediocrepoet]

Yes, but only when he reaches Biden's current age.

"reaches"
What, we're building time machines now? Show the old sundowner some mercy.

 

[LostHisMarbles]

Such hyperbole with age nowadays, such unfairness, truly. So what if a few of us here remember the black and white 500kilos telly? Circumstantial at best i'd think.

As a fellow young at heart energetic citizen, i would thus like to take the opportunity and request this to be officially added in our smilies catalogue:

P.S. And he's not squinting! He can see just fine! This is solely due to being emotionally overworked! Yes, i like that.

 

[King Crispy]

sundowner

 

[LostHisMarbles]

I'm a fucking retard, lol

I say he's not squinting and i just realise i'd named the pic 'Squinting' myself.

 

[Ontopoly]

Sacrifice Theo and give us Crispy

 

[Gregz]

Sacrifice Theo and give us Crispy

They are almost the same person.

 

[A horse of course]

I used to hate Wizardora, but since moving to Turtle Zone I realized that she is effectively non-existent outside of her circle of simps (shoutbox). If snoutbox and shite feedback didn't exist I wouldn't know w*men existed on this site at all (in'shallah).