A talent agent is sitting in his office. His secretary tells him that a comedic troupe want to perform their routine. He buzzes them in.
The troupe enters, comprising of two pure Aryan families. Every one of them is blonde, blue eyed, tall, physically fit, extremely fair in complexion, and elegant in manner. One family consists of a father, a mother, and a son, and the other with a father, a mother, a daughter, and a dog.
The talent agent asks, "So uh, what sort of act do you do?"
The dog begins by pawing off its leash, the men and the boy rip their shirt off, the three ladies ease out of their blouse, and pretty much everyone is naked and displaying their high Aryan beauty in its fullest form.
The boy begins jerking off his father, one lady begins fisting her daughter, the other man starts licking the first man's asshole (the same one being jerked off by his son), and the dog starts urinating into the face of the other lady. Then the man being jerked off and ass-licked begins jerking off the dog, the dog starts cumming, and the other father takes the cum and starts rubbing it over his daughter's cunt. The first man stops jerking off the dog and starts sticking his dick into his best friend's daughter's cunt, which is lubricated with dog cum. The son of that man starts fisting his father in the ass as his father engages in an act of pedophilia, and the mother starts spreading the asshole of the son who is fisting his father. Then the other mother sodomizes the daughter with her mobile phone. The son is now licking the other man's balls. The other man is now penetrating the dog's asshole. This encourages the dog to take a gigantic shit on the floor, into which everyone starts rubbing oneself. The three men now jerk off, while all the ladies squat down and piss on the floor. The result is a whole floor filled with shit and piss and cum. Now everyone jumps into the floor soup of shit and piss and cum and vaginal juices. Suddenly, they all notice a pool of blood forming on the floor. Apparently, the tremendous train of fisting and fucking has taken a strain on the boy's asshole and the girl's cunt, which are now producing blood all over the performance floor. Now, this whole thing changes into human flesh mixed with shit and piss and cum and blood and sweat.
But now comes the final act, and the women and children remove themselves. Suddenly, no one is smiling, and there is a quiet that usually comes before a holy ritual. In the midst of the shit and piss and blood and vaginal juices and cum and sweat, the man slowly get into a 69 position. And with a deep breath, both enter into the most painful fisting position ever known, with each other elbows almost into the other's asshole, ending in a tremendous scream from both men.
The act is over, and everyone takes a bow. The two naked fluid covered men walk triumphantly right in front of the talent agent's desk.
The stunned talent agent musters the courage to ask, "What on earth do you call an act like that?" The two men raise their arms, look up, and declare victoriously:
"FretRider and Commissar Draco BroFist this."
