Turd Effect 3 trailer

[Mastermind]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRF7XdBv ... re=related

I rarely agree with the codex in these details but I'm ready to go full retard on this one.

Sweet fuck, has Bioware been reduced to just blatant plagiarism? This shit is little more than a shitty Halo 2 ripoff. Earth being invaded by aliens in shiny technology. Master Chief Sheppard staring at his homeworld as it is being assaulted by War of the Worlds tripods Protoss Collosi new and originally designed alien ships.

Next thing you know Sheppard will be able to use telekinetic abilities like the Jedi.

 

[SimpleComplexity]

Let me guess Commanderp Shepderp saves the galatexy again?

Why is this in RPG discussion?

Who's Pegi 18? Is she single? LOL!

 

[baronjohn]

Part 3 already? Wtf? Is this going to be this generation's final fantasy?

 

[Andyman Messiah]

It was always going to be a trilogy. And they probably developed part 3 around the same time as part 2, hence why it's coming out so soon. Peter Jackson did the same thing with parts 2 and 3 of Lord of the Rings.

This is the new Lord of the Rings.

 

[Havoc]

Let me guess Commanderp Shepderp saves the galatexy again?

What galaxy? He saves THE MOTHERFUCKING EARTH! HELL YEAH! FUCK THE GALAXY!

 

[racofer]

I rarely agree with the codex n these details but I'm ready to go full retard on this one.

Sweet fuck, has Bioware been reduced to just blatant plagiarism? This shit is little more than a shitty Halo 2 ripoff. Earth being invaded by aliens in shiny technology. Master Chief Sheppard staring at his homeworld as it is being assaulted by War of the Worlds tripods Protoss Collosi new and originally designed alien ships.

Next thing you know Sheppard will be able to use telekinetic abilities like the Jedi.

 

[Havoc]

Make pencil dissapear.

 

[Konjad]

Make pencil dissapear.

 

[Freelance Henchman]

 

[BlitzKitchen]

Looks retarded.

 

[IronicNeurotic]

When the first gameplay will be shown it turns out they threw a charachter system out alltogether. They also redced the Dialog options to "punch" and "not punch".

 

[Ermm]

Maybe they will do crossover with dudes from Turd of Wars, and it will be revealed that Turd Effect trilogy was a prequel leading to Turd of Wars.

 

[octavius]

Turd Effect? Is Ass Effect too used up?

 

[Hegel]

5 minutes and the sniper dude is already a better character than Shepard could ever hope to be, gotta love the brit accent.
Hopefully they will introduce a french chick as well.

 

[barker_s]

I wonder if I'll finally be able to unleash the Rachni, whose queen I've spared in ME1, on the Reapers.

 

[Hegel]

I wonder if I'll finally be able to unleash the Rachni, whose queen I've spared in ME1, on the Reapers.

That wasn't canon

 

[kris]

I bet you can travel around the galaxy five times and mine 50 planets while you desperatly tries to save earth from annihilation.

"Time is of the essence"

 

[Vamp]

I bet you can travel around the galaxy five times and mine 50 planets while you desperatly tries to save earth from annihilation.

"Time is of the essence"

Shepard's father is time itself. So no problem there.

On another note, somebody has to tell them to tone down the shooting part. I'll take stupid dialogue and meaningless choices over ultra-boring Gears of War sections any day of the week...

 

[tritosine2k]

It was always going to be a trilogy. And they probably developed part 3 around the same time as part 2, hence why it's coming out so soon. Peter Jackson did the same thing with parts 2 and 3 of Lord of the Rings.

This is the new Lord of the Rings.

I think you nailed it (LOTR) !

-and Ive found the direct connection recently, there:

http://kotaku.com/299077/cliffy-b-talks-gears-of-the-rings

On my behalf, I think the puzzle is solved.

Great forum you have here btw, found this place cuz I was looking for "popamole" pics.

 

[Jaesun]

Fuck Yeah! Can't wait to buy this.

Why is this in RPG discussions though?

 

[Mastermind]

Fuck Yeah! Can't wait to buy this.

Why is this in RPG discussions though?

It has C&C so you'd think it would make the codex's top 10 list of best rpgs ever.

 

[Jaesun]

Moar like fake Biowarian C&C that eventually changes nothing AMIRITE?

 

[Freelance Henchman]

C&C stands for COCKS & CUNTS

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

I wonder what kind of furry gamers will get to bang this time around...?

 

[Phelot]

OMG ROFL SO MUCH ACTION!!!! LASERS FUCKING SHIPS EXPLODING EVERYWHERE FUCK ITS LONDON I THOUGHT IT WASW SPACE SHEPPARD ISNT GOING TO PUT UP WITH EARTH GETTING DESTROY AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

Oh well... more of the same I guess.

 

[Melcar]

We´re on numero tres now?