PEOPLE OF RPGCODEX! the horse cried as he approached the microphone on top of the mountainside. I HAVE COME TO DEDICATE THIS NEW LAND TO THOSE WHO DIED IN THE BETHESDA NUKE ATTACK OF 2009! LARPer and furry slaves were hard at work building the coal power plant that would power this new community, this new land.
AND NOW, said the horse, I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE THE MAYOR OF THIS NEW TOWN
The people gasped in awe when they saw who it was. Then came the boos. The "get the fuck out of here you tremendous faggot" s. The "OH GOD WHY IS THIS HAPPENING" s. The mayor simply took the mike from the horse and yelled "SILENCE!"
The name of our city shall be OBLIVIAN, said Andharia, For it will be the doom of our foes!
Now, please tell me, good citizens of Oblivian,
Monorail or Train, which is better and why?
heh, you thought I'd let you decide.
The opposition leader had had enough. UNLEASH THE SKYWAY.
-what's will all those power towers are you compensating for your small dick andharia are you you didn't even connect the roads jesus christ and what's with that next-gen overpass over nothing just because you downloaded NAM doesn't mean you have to use every component and monorails are gay i'll shove my monorail so far up your
well ok that's a bland underdeveloped residential area but it's not as bad as what you did befo
I thought it would be a cozy little town, said the mayor. You get to have a nice little farm and
ITS GONNA SMELL LIKE COW SHIT said the opposition leader
Cow shit or horse shit, which is better and why? replied the mayor
finally, one lucky winner will receive a free mountainside home and a personal highway, the rules are simple, draw a fan art box cover for your favorite RPG, then vote for the one you like best.
also first come first serve for the opposition leader