We need a cringe rating

[Hando]

It had been bugging me for a while; while reading certain posts, halfway through I instinctively knew there was a rating that I wanted to give, however while browsing the numerous options available to me there was nothing which suited the specific shitness of the post in question. Then it finally occurred to me today that we need a cringe button. This is what has been missing. Needs to be implemented quicktime.

 

[Bigg Boss]

Prosper is the autistic cringe button but I guess something with a cringe expression that looks like they are taking a shit might work.

 

[Hando]

 

[HumanTotemPole]

Prosper is the autistic cringe button but I guess something with a cringe expression that looks like they are taking a shit might work.

Correct me if I'm wrong but I was under the impression that the prosper rating is used to formally express the reader's existential horror at a given post's content.

Edit: above image is too big to work as a rating proper

 

[Bigg Boss]

Prosper is the autistic cringe button but I guess something with a cringe expression that looks like they are taking a shit might work.

Correct me if I'm wrong but I was under the impression that the prosper rating is used to express a user's existential horror at a given post's content.

You can use it for that but since I do not have the autism robot button I use Prosper and I have seen others do that (I think...hard to know what they meant) as well.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

obviously it should be a button featuring crispy

 

[Hando]

Prosper is the autistic cringe button but I guess something with a cringe expression that looks like they are taking a shit might work.

Correct me if I'm wrong but I was under the impression that the prosper rating is used to formally express the reader's existential horror at a given post's content.

This is exactly what I thought.

 

[Bigg Boss]

Buttons also have more than one use though. Prosper is complex like that. Just fyi I use it as an autism rating. Hell I might be the only one. I might be insane. I might be...cringe.

 

[HumanTotemPole]

Buttons also have more than one use though. Prosper is complex like that. Just fyi I use it as an autism rating. Hell I might be the only one. I might be insane. I might be...cringe.

The night was dark and cold. Rain pattered on the window pane, great rivulets collecting on the sills below.

Bigg Boss pondered alone in the darkness, black visions of multi headed dicks tearing at the edges of his consciousness. Slumped in his chair, he considered the cruel hand dealt to him. He had only meant to study the archives at the rpgcodex.net for arcane wisdom and heterodox opinions on the latest in videogame entertainment software.

One year after starting his journey however, forbidden secrets had been revealed to him. He had read the tale of a great battle between the ancients Ro’qua and B’ryce portended but doomed never to be fought. He had cried at the account of a young knight’s failed quest to drink deep of the sacred rivers in the Forest of Pussy. He had seen the graven image, the hideous face composed of a thousand triangles.

“Am I insane? Am I cringe? Great Dark Underlord please answer me! Free me from this unending torment!” he screamed between insane bouts of laughter. His desperate cries for help remained unanswered, the same as every other night.

Bigg Boss looked down at the revolver in his hand. His resolve stiffening, he put the barrel to his temple. A wan smile crossed his face as he said “hopw roewur ne” and pulled the trigger.

 

[Bigg Boss]

Prosper made me do this.

 

[Kev Inkline]

This was requested last fall. There's a thread. My contribution in the said thread:

Cringe. Based. Cringe. Am I right, fellow redditors?

Cringe x 1

 

[Bigg Boss]

I feel like whatever that is does not resemble cringe enough. That looks like LittleRobot a guy I used to know.

 

[Kev Inkline]

Oh, you innocent one, that's Reddit logo. What could signify the spirit of cringe better?

 

[Bigg Boss]

Oh, you innocent one, that's Reddit logo. What could signify the spirit of cringe better?

I'm so out of touch I don't know the Reddit logo lol!

 

[Lady Error]

It had been bugging me for a while; while reading certain posts, halfway through I instinctively knew there was a rating that I wanted to give, however while browsing the numerous options available to me there was nothing which suited the specific shitness of the post in question. Then it finally occurred to me today that we need a cringe button. This is what has been missing. Needs to be implemented quicktime.

The king of cringe wants to have a cringe button? Maybe it should be the pic of a Honda.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

This sounds like a job for Zizka.

Oh, too bad he left.

 

[Skinwalker]

Why are you like this?

 

[Bigg Boss]

Probably twenty years of posting here.

 

[Lady Error]

The 99 Zizka buttons will all be implemented over time. He will get his success post-mortem, like most famous artists.

 

[Dr1f7]

This was requested last fall. There's a thread. My contribution in the said thread:

Cringe. Based. Cringe. Am I right, fellow redditors?

Cringe x 1

holy shit yes i vote for reddit button
it's perfect

 

[Skinwalker]

"Cringe" should be named "child predditor".

 

[Bigg Boss]

OH GAWD. IT'S EVERYWHERE.

 

[Zarniwoop]

nothing which suited the specific shitness of the post in question.

There's literally a "shit" button. And if that's not nuanced enough, there's also a "quality shit" button.

 

[KörangarTheMighty]

I use for anything cringe or hideous, so the reddit button seems pretty redundant.

 

[Bigg Boss]

I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE BUT IT'S TOO LATE. REDDIT IS HERE.