1. Non shitty story. Probably too much to ask for as it's a BW game.
This is impossible. The setting is already way too cheesy and ridiculous, they can't make a "non shitty story". In fact, even if they tried, even if they got say people at Obsidian making a Mass Effect game, then it would just look ridiculous, a bit like Kotor2. This shit is meant to be bad, so you should embrace it.
2. Bring back Shit on Wheels or anything else to break the monotony of shitty crate popamole shooting.
To be fair, Vanguard gameplay was p. cool and didn't get old as long as you didn't play this shit 7 times in a row, which I know is difficult when you have nothing else to do. Yes I'm saying that
3. More squadmates like in ME2, and actually good ones, like in ME2, that don't annoy the shit out of you, like in ME1.
Doesn't really mean anything. You know they'll be romances and solving papa issues. However, there is bound to be a 2 dimensional bro character like say, that mercenary guy from ME2, who was a bro. Personally I'm a bro, I don't know about you
4. More variety to classes. There's essentially no difference between a Vanguard, Tech, whatever else except weapon loads and some shitty Bio or Tech skill. Whoopty doo.
Well no. Classes play pretty differently, especially on higher difficulty levels. However, gameplay is repetitive. The only fun you can get out of this game is playing Vanguard charging everything in sight on a hard difficulty, and pulling it off (feels pretty different and non popamole, yes I just said that
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5. Bring back ME1 armor choices and weapon choices and something else I forgot.
Fuck no
6. Rip-off planetary exploration from Starflight properly this time you incompetent fuckheads.
Yes, you incompetent fuckheads. I'm very serious about dis
7. Actual impact from your choices. Ok, too late as it's the final episode of the QTE that is ME. Not just fucking emails that say 'HI THIS RACHNID QUEEN. ISSA DOING FINE. HOW YOU? LOL.' Or the council refusing to speak to you WHEN YOU FUCKING PUT THEM THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE WHAT THE FUCK YOU WHORES?
This is Bioware we're talking about here. Not sure where you're coming from with all these wild expectations, my boy. I would insert a pic of DGaider here, find it at your convenience. I'm curious how they'll handle ME2 npcs - as they all could possibly die, I assume they'll all be relegated to inconsequential roles. Lulez. Would be pretty surprised if you could get or loose a npc following ME2's end
8. More missions, regenerating shopkeepers, as there's no point, NONE to returning to planets or shops.
Guess so, nothing feels better than buying some clothes at the mall, right? Wait, are you woman?
9. More variety to missions. What the fuck is this, hide behind a crate everywhere, shoot bad guy?
FUCK YEAH
10. More Cocksucker/Renegade QTE interrupts. Sometime QTE's are ok.
Cocksucker/Renegade! Hell yeah my negroid, I approve of your strong wit
11. No more Jennifer Hale. Peeps say Male Renegade sucks. Well, after listening to Hale overacting Vasquez, it gets tiresome. Fuck off Hale-one-voice-fits-all.
I am fan of Male Shepperd, because I am a bro, and I don't play female shepperd, fuck you horse
12. A face generator that doesn't fucking suck cock. Christ what is this shit, and more importantly, are you letting your 4 year old kids intern as artists and coders or what? Eyes are shit. Noses are shit. Mouths are shit. No matter what I pick I look semi-asian. Fuck asians. I have a dick that's longer than 4 inches.
Alright now you're being a faggot. I use default face, and you should too, there is only one Shepperd.
That's my ME apology faggots, how does that make you feel
Too much
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