Whiny-Butthurt-Liberal
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Who fucked up the CSS and made the forum look like an abomination?
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Melcar
Arcane
It's only you.
Whiny-Butthurt-Liberal
Guest
Wtf? Is anyone else seeing this?
Melcar
Arcane
It's a sign. Leave The Codex.
Keyboard Vomit
Guest
WTF is that purple gorilla doing there?
Keyboard Vomit
Guest
He's my trusted advisor and desktop buddy. You can get your own here: http://bonzibuddy.org/download.html
Whiny-Butthurt-Liberal
Guest
Tarantulas do not spin web, you fucking asshole!!The webspinner sucks at web
Tarantulas do not spin web, you fucking asshole!!The webspinner sucks at web
What do you call that then? No, don't answer.
Ontopoly
Disco Hitler
The coolest part of spiders are the web building. What's the point of being a spider if you can't do that? That's a useless spider. Snakes have venoms. Centipedes have many legs. Spiders have webs. Did you know spider webs are 5 times stronger than steel? Imagine being a spider that can't poop out a material 5 times stronger than steel. It's like being a paladin but never using smite.
The coolest thing about spiders is that some of them outsourced their memory in order to optimize the usage of their brain. Instead of using only their raw brainpower to memorize and remember complex things, they rely on the effects that those things have on their webs. So basically you go near them and they don't recognize you, but then you touch their web and they are all like "Oh hey, I know this guy, he's cool let's hang out".
I learnt this stuff while I was p. drunk though, so take it with a grain of salt.
I learnt this stuff while I was p. drunk though, so take it with a grain of salt.
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Like cell phones.
Ontopoly
Disco Hitler
I think we need to talk about your drinking problem at some point
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Didn't you hear? Men has returned!
Does Cirtdear need to hold your hand while you take a shit too?
Heroic Liberator
Arcane
Whiny-Butthurt-Liberal
Guest
Most snakes actually don't. Especially the larger ones, like anacondas and pythons. Will you tell me that pythons are not real snakes because they aren't venomous?
I thought so, bitch. Tarantulas are the best of spider-folk.
You know perfectly well that blackguards are the coolest paladins.
DraQ
Arcane
Because if everything was the same it would be fucking confusing.
DraQ
Arcane
The coolest spiders are jumping spiders. Where's your god now?
Ontopoly
Disco Hitler
Any animal can jump. How many animals can spin webs 5 times stronger than steel?
DraQ
Arcane
Not all animals can think, though. Or codexers for that matter.
Ontopoly
Disco Hitler
You literally have spiders that can fly over oceans on their webs, they can shoot webs across trees and set traps for bugs, they can make spider web rafts and float on them, and you think jumping is cool? Seems like the issue isn't codexers not being able to think, it's codex users being impressed too easily. You were probably somehow impressed with your own diss too, despite it being less impressive or interesting than a creature being able to jump.
"Not all animals can think, though. Or codexers for that matter."
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If you think this was worth typing, then it actually makes sense that a spider jumping would be cool to you.
DraQ
Arcane
Jumping spiders smarter than Ontopoly, news at 11.
Also, jumping spiders can secrete web and use it for things like rappelling.
Also, jumping spiders can secrete web and use it for things like rappelling.
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