Crispy™ WotC takes the Cocks

[Zombra]

I made that exact same joke to zero brofists

 

[Mustawd]

Brofisted.


Also, reported for brofist harvesting.

 

[Mangoose]

I guess you could say...

Spoiler

WOTC just got cucked.

Schlonged.

Schlonged.

 

[Mangoose]

He has some massive foreskin forehead.

 

[mondblut]

Procter & Dragons, Dungeons & Gamble, like anyone could tell a difference.

 

[Angthoron]

I approve of brofist alerts for this thread.

 

[Severian Silk]

I wonder if he even plays.

With his cock?

I don't know. Ask him.

 

[Xathrodox86]

I wonder if he even plays.

With his cock?

I don't know. Ask him.

Who dosen't? Certainly not Chris.

 

[Mustawd]

It's weird how certain you are of this....

 

[ArchAngel]

He has some massive foreskin forehead.

And his eyes are too close together (or seem so because of that forehead).
He does not give me confidence. He probably paid his way through Harvard.

 

[Mustawd]

This guy looks like someone took his picture into photoshop then mouse lasso'd his facial features and scaled them down 40%

Can't unsee...It really does seem that his fcial features (eyes, nose, mouth) are not to scale with his head.

Go to hell, Codex is supposed to approve of things that don't scale.

Truly codexian...

Spoiler

Don't judge my skills. This is MS paint after all.

 

[Xathrodox86]

It's weird how certain you are of this....

Don't ask, don't tell.

 

[Mustawd]

It's weird how certain you are of this....

Don't ask, don't tell.

That's what he said

 

[Xathrodox86]

It's weird how certain you are of this....

Don't ask, don't tell.

That's what he said

Nah, it was something more unintelligible. I was holding his hair, so didn't quite catched it.

 

[Old One]

Is Chris short for Christopher or Christian?

Christian Cocks would be a pretty funny-as-hell name.

 

[Ninjerk]

Guy must have had a rough childhood

His friends were probably all pussies and assholes

Spoiler

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Is Chris short for Christopher or Christian?

Probably Christmas.

 

[Andhaira]

He was probably hired for a proper digital initiative, something WOTC has been trying since 2008 (was supposed to launch with D&D4e, we are still waiting)

 

[Spectacle]

Chris Cocks has been promoted to CEO of Hasbro.

PAWTUCKET, R.I., January 05, 2022--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Hasbro, Inc. (NASDAQ: HAS) today announced that its Board of Directors has appointed Chris Cocks as Chief Executive Officer and member of the Board of Directors, effective February 25, 2022. Mr. Cocks currently serves as President and Chief Operating Officer of Hasbro’s Wizards of the Coast and Digital Gaming division, a global leader in tabletop and digital gaming. He will succeed Interim CEO, Rich Stoddart, who was appointed following the October passing of Hasbro’s longtime CEO Brian Goldner. Mr. Stoddart, who has served as a Hasbro independent director since 2014, will become Chair of the Board, effective February 25, 2022.

Tracy Leinbach, current Chair of the Board, said: "Chris’s appointment marks the culmination of an extensive and thoughtful candidate review and selection process led by the Board. In Chris, we have chosen a leader uniquely positioned to execute and evolve Hasbro’s Brand Blueprint strategy while continuing to generate growth and deliver strong shareholder returns. Chris’s extensive omni-channel experience and proven track record make him the ideal leader for Hasbro as it continues to become the world’s leading play and entertainment company. On behalf of the Board, we thank Rich for serving as Interim CEO during a difficult time for the Hasbro family and are delighted he will serve as Chair of our Board."

Apparently WotC has been Hasbro's most successful business unit in the last few years. I wonder who will replace Mr. Cocks as head of WotC, and if that will mean any new direction for Magic and D&D.

 

[Fedora Master]

WotC will go the way of the comics industry, ever increasing pandering and ever decreasing sales.

 

[0wca]

He doesn't have a Wikipedia, but he does have a LinkedIn profile:

https://www.linkedin.com/in/ccocks

Went to Harvard, started work in '96, NO experience with publishing or pnp rpgs, Microsoft Employee, experience marketing Xbox titles... Gaze upon his works and despair...

I just clicked on the link and saw a picture of Strahd(?) underneath a communist flag. Not sure if he's mocking it or praising it.

Guy must have had a rough childhood

Or a very pleasant one

His friends were probably all pussies and assholes

Spoiler

I bet his wife's name is Penny Poon.

 

[Humbaba]

WotC will go the way of the comics industry, ever increasing pandering and ever decreasing sales.

But weren't comics always "progressive"?

 

[Stella Brando]

Dat unfortunate name~

Aren't you from Bangkok?

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Dat unfortunate name~

Aren't you from Bangkok?

No he's the guy from that place where Da Phuc is a name.

 

[Stella Brando]

Da Phuc

What