WetWorks
Arcane
In a thread i made in GD about JFKs assasination, someone pointed my attention to "JFK reloaded".
This little tasteful gem of a game is a simulator where your goal is to imitate Lee Harvey Oswalds murder.
Of course this highly controversial game claims to be for educational purposes only, and who am i to disagree with that and consider it raw exploitation.
Therefore prestigious Codexers will here attempt to murder the President of Kwa, and i shall document it in gory detail. Furthermore we shall enter a little Q&A with the assasins as discern their motivations.
I assure you, everything will naturally be done in good taste. Should you disagree with me, feel free to gun me down next time me and my motorcade passes through your neighbourhood.
(Due to an image conversion fuckup, images suck)
Wyrmlords gambit
Very educational
Nice view.
And heres the man himself. Of course this is the wrong angle to gun him down from, better to get him in the back.
This is more like it. Soon the shoots are gonna ring out over dealy plaza.
Wyrmlord scopes in...awaits the right moment....and...
BOOM! Da prez seems to be gripping his throat!
Another shot and this time it looks like a headshot! Notice the aesthetic cloud of blood.
Whoops! In Wyrmlords eagerness he guns down a secret service dude. At least he died in the line of duty (and the line of fire).
The motorcade speeds of in the distance, but Wyrmie is pretty sure he got him good!
Luckily the "game" comes with its own sports-like instant replay thingie. Here we will examine things from the Zapruder perspective.
Apparently there is no blood when hit in the neck/back?
BOOM! HEADSHOT!
Looks like that's gonna need stitches.
Here's another shot (har-di-har-har) of the killing wound
Next up is the evaluation. Looks like Wyrmlord had some luck with the ricochets today, since the limo sent the shot on the right course. Bullet took the full tour of da Prez's innards. Still no kill though.
Killing shot turned out to be another ricochet! For shame wyrmlord!
Well, at least he got him.
The third and completed wasted shot (Secret Servicemen aren't worth a bullet).
Another evidence of Wyrmlords poor shooting abilities (and not the narrators incompetence).
Here's another tasteful morsel. The pointboard where you compare your results to Oswalds. Looks like main objectives completed.
Lot's of negatives though. Could be worse.
Son, we got you an you might as well admit to it. You killed the president of the Kwa!
Yes sir, yes i did. Guilty as charged i'm afraid.
Why on earth would you go and do a thing like that?
No particular reason, really. Though i can assure you it wasn't politically motivated! No siree!
Then why the hell did you do it? If it wasn't the mans politics?
Well it's like this sir; You have to follow the conventions of soceity. We humans have no right to question the traditions that make up our institutions. It does not matter how awful your soceity is tradition and power is in place for a reason, and we don't posses the faculties too decide over such things.
So you killed him over his support for civil rights, son? Isn't that politics?
Actually i don't have any politics, i am completely apolitical. I take my cues from my intellect and reason.
Did i mention i'm apolitical?
Next time on Codex kills Kennedy: Humanity Has Risen!!!!
This little tasteful gem of a game is a simulator where your goal is to imitate Lee Harvey Oswalds murder.
Of course this highly controversial game claims to be for educational purposes only, and who am i to disagree with that and consider it raw exploitation.
Therefore prestigious Codexers will here attempt to murder the President of Kwa, and i shall document it in gory detail. Furthermore we shall enter a little Q&A with the assasins as discern their motivations.
I assure you, everything will naturally be done in good taste. Should you disagree with me, feel free to gun me down next time me and my motorcade passes through your neighbourhood.
(Due to an image conversion fuckup, images suck)
Wyrmlords gambit
Very educational
Nice view.
And heres the man himself. Of course this is the wrong angle to gun him down from, better to get him in the back.
This is more like it. Soon the shoots are gonna ring out over dealy plaza.
Wyrmlord scopes in...awaits the right moment....and...
BOOM! Da prez seems to be gripping his throat!
Another shot and this time it looks like a headshot! Notice the aesthetic cloud of blood.
Whoops! In Wyrmlords eagerness he guns down a secret service dude. At least he died in the line of duty (and the line of fire).
The motorcade speeds of in the distance, but Wyrmie is pretty sure he got him good!
Luckily the "game" comes with its own sports-like instant replay thingie. Here we will examine things from the Zapruder perspective.
Apparently there is no blood when hit in the neck/back?
BOOM! HEADSHOT!
Looks like that's gonna need stitches.
Here's another shot (har-di-har-har) of the killing wound
Next up is the evaluation. Looks like Wyrmlord had some luck with the ricochets today, since the limo sent the shot on the right course. Bullet took the full tour of da Prez's innards. Still no kill though.
Killing shot turned out to be another ricochet! For shame wyrmlord!
Well, at least he got him.
The third and completed wasted shot (Secret Servicemen aren't worth a bullet).
Another evidence of Wyrmlords poor shooting abilities (and not the narrators incompetence).
Here's another tasteful morsel. The pointboard where you compare your results to Oswalds. Looks like main objectives completed.
Lot's of negatives though. Could be worse.
Did i mention i'm apolitical?
Next time on Codex kills Kennedy: Humanity Has Risen!!!!