Carrie Underwood
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Yes, Pokemon Crystal. Pokemon is a good game and, quite possibly, the pinnacle of JRPG gameplay, even though that's not saying much.
This is my first LP thread. Let's hope it's enjoyable.
Hello! My name is Professor Oak. I'm here to tell you about Pokemons.
Is this some kind of dream sequence?
Pokemons are used for many things, but mostly they're pitted against each other in inhumane battles of strength.
Epic.
Now, Please choose if you are a boy or a girl.
Uh... boy.
Call me Chief, chief.
Well, Chief. Your very own adventure is about to unfold. Many pokemons await you.
I still don't know what's going on.
It's character creation.
Do I get to choose stats?
No... your pokemon have stats. They fight for you.
Can I at least choose my charisma?
No.
Then how will anyone join my party?
Your pokemon form the party.
How do I get more to join then?
Whoops! Look at the time! Dream sequence is over!
Hey! Wait...
That was odd.
It looks like there's nothing to do except go downstairs.
Oh! Chief! Professor Elm was looking for you.
What does that old geezer want now?
He said something about pokermans.
It's pokemon, mom!
Yes. Putermokons. He want's you to ask you something. I also got your Poker Gear.
I don't play poker.
No. The puker gear. For catching the potemikins.
Uh... thanks.
Oh! Chief! Do you know how to use a phone?
Yes...
You go into the potkermik gear and click on phone.
Whatever. I'm blowin' this joint.
What are you staring at?
You, buttmunch. Is there a problem?
I'm going to kick your ass! Oh wait, you don't have any pokemon.
So?
We can't fight without pokemon.
Sure we can. I've got left fist and right fist.
No, that won't do at all. Go get some pokemon first.
Looks like I'm off to Professor Elm.
Great scott!
It's Chief, chief..
Great scott!
It's me, Chief.
Thanks for coming, Marty!
Chief.
I've got a really important task for you. I'm writing a research paper on pokemon and I need you to raise one for me.
Can't you raise one yourself?
It needs the view point of a rookie trainer.
Well, it's not like anything else is going on in this three house town.
Which pokemon would you like?
Mudkip, of course.
I don't have any mudkips.
But you know I like mudkips.
Yes.
The first time I met you I said, "Hey, Doc, got any mudkips?"
I remember.
And now you send me on an errand that involves raising pokemon, and you don't have a mudkip?!
I'm all out.
How can you be all out of mudkips? They're the best pokemon! Everybody likes them!
I've got a totodile. It's a water pokemon like mudkip.
Is it a mudkip?
No...
Then it is of a lesser race.
Look, water pokemon are water pokemon. Same thing.
Is it half ground like mudkip?
Well, no...
Then what am I supposed to do when I run into one of those @$%# electric rats?
Take a grass pokemon.
A grass pokemon? Like some kind of a hippie?
Oh, hey! I just got an email from my friend, Mr. Pokemon.
We're not done talking about my mudkip!
It looks like Mr. Pokemon has found something wierd.
Who cares?! I want mudkip!
I don't really have time to look into what he found right now...
Are you even listening to me?!
How about you go for the both of us while you're raising my pokemon?
Who's Mr. Pokemon? Is he a pokemon? Is he a mudkip?
You'll have to find a mudkip for yourself. I don't have one.
Alright. But when I find one, your pokemon is hitting the road!
Whatever you want, kid.
It's a her? This just keeps getting better. Okay, I'm going to name her Twinfalls.
Totodile!
God, this thing is goofy.
Yea, well, it's yours now. Before you go, let me give you my number.
I don't want some old geezer calling me.
We need to keep in contact during your mission.
Now piss off.
Stay tuned!
This is my first LP thread. Let's hope it's enjoyable.
Stay tuned!
