Since Blade & Sword is so bad, I’m going to deviate from my regular reviewing style, and instead I’m going to ask everybody to put on their imagination caps. Ready? Ok, imagine if you will...

... a game just like Diablo, except it doesn’t have any equipment, and where character development is so boring and useless you might not bother to spend your skill points.
... a game that takes place in an alternate Chinese universe, and that includes real Chinese historical figures, but is boring because you’ve never heard of any of them.
... a game where way too many creatures can kill you in two hits, but where you need to hit them about 500 times to kill them.
... a game where you have to click a mouse button every time you want to attack (re-imagine the previous sentence), and where your index finger might fall off because of it.
... a game so badly documented you might not be able to figure out how to use the most powerful fighting maneuvers.
... a game where the publisher didn’t bother to add voice acting.
... a game with bad graphics and worse animations.
... a game with the most boring level scenery you’ve ever seen.
... a game that completely rips off the teleportation system and Horadric Cube from Diablo II, and doesn’t even bother to hide it (or at least try to make them somewhat different)
... a game so badly translated (or goofy) you’ll need to retrieve a “fish intestine sword.”​