Disco Elysium Pre-Release Thread [GO TO NEW THREAD]

[ArchAngel]

stop pyramid quoting faggots im getting notifications

You said what?

stop pyramid quoting f*****s im getting notifications

don't be rude

cocksucker motherfucker

you make me blush. believe me when I say that I could make you blush, too

EDIT: some of the streamers are doing giveaways. so if you want to try your luck, blow on the dice and head on over to twitch

Feet pics incoming? More than few 'Dexers will blush for sure :D

Only if female!

I don't think you care when you are drunk enough (which is often from what I understand) and half of the 'Dex is so they don't care either.

 

[fantadomat]

stop pyramid quoting faggots im getting notifications

You said what?

stop pyramid quoting f*****s im getting notifications

don't be rude

cocksucker motherfucker

you make me blush. believe me when I say that I could make you blush, too

EDIT: some of the streamers are doing giveaways. so if you want to try your luck, blow on the dice and head on over to twitch

Feet pics incoming? More than few 'Dexers will blush for sure :D

Only if female!

I don't think you care when you are drunk enough (which is often from what I understand) and half of the 'Dex is so they don't care either.

Sure.....unless it is about feet. Then even when drunk i do have very high standards!!!

 

[Deleted Member 16721]

So I'm playing the full version now, very nice. I ran into one bug, when clicking on a container (not knowing it was on a roof) my character ran endlessly *through* buildings to the edge of the map and wouldn't stop. I had to reload the game. Other than that, loving what I'm seeing in subsequent days.

Question though. How do I use my healing/morale restoring items? I can't seem to find them in my inventory.

 

[Kasparov]

So I'm playing the full version now, very nice. I ran into one bug, when clicking on a container (not knowing it was on a roof) my character ran endlessly *through* buildings to the edge of the map and wouldn't stop. I had to reload the game. Other than that, loving what I'm seeing in subsequent days.

Question though. How do I use my healing/morale restoring items? I can't seem to find them in my inventory.

Check above your portrait. You punch either the red or the blue button

 

[ScrotumBroth]

Which one will Fluent choose?

 

[Helly]

So, do you see more **** in the subsequent days?

 

[ZVERMIX]

So, do you see more **** in the subsequent days?

Off course there’s more shit.

 

[fantadomat]

Which one will Fluent choose?

The black one in the middle.

 

[Deleted Member 16721]

Which one will Fluent choose?

I don't know what pill I'm choosing, I just know that I'm playing one hell of a terrible cop. I'm taking bribes, stealing from people's wallets, doing drugs, drinking alcohol, about to sing karaoke but I can't afford the boombox. Just basically have a hell of a rough go of it but enjoying every minute. I honestly have no clue how all this will pan out, it's exciting.

So, do you see more **** in the subsequent days?

None at all so far, just that one encounter that says the word faggot blurred out.

 

[toro]

So I'm playing the full version now, very nice. I ran into one bug, when clicking on a container (not knowing it was on a roof) my character ran endlessly *through* buildings to the edge of the map and wouldn't stop. I had to reload the game. Other than that, loving what I'm seeing in subsequent days.

Question though. How do I use my healing/morale restoring items? I can't seem to find them in my inventory.

Fluent I would be very ashamed in your place.

You had the demo for one week and you don't know how to use the healing/morale restoring items!? How the fuck can you be so useless?

And you want people to trust your "expert" opinion. Fml. A crazy honeybadger is more informed than you.

 

[Kasparov]

So I'm playing the full version now, very nice. I ran into one bug, when clicking on a container (not knowing it was on a roof) my character ran endlessly *through* buildings to the edge of the map and wouldn't stop. I had to reload the game. Other than that, loving what I'm seeing in subsequent days.

Question though. How do I use my healing/morale restoring items? I can't seem to find them in my inventory.

Fluent I would be very ashamed in your place.

You had the demo for one week and you don't know how to use the dealing/morale restoring items!? How the fuck can you be so useless?

And you want people to trust your "expert" opinion. Fml. A crazy honeybadger is more informed than you.

I'm wondering how he's managed to stay alive! Way to go, F!

 

[Deleted Member 16721]

Fluent I would be very ashamed in your place.

You had the demo for one week and you don't know how to use the dealing/morale restoring items!? How the fuck can you be so useless?

And you want people to trust your "expert" opinion. Fml. A crazy honeybadger is more informed than you.

Well the preview is only the first day, and in that day I barely lost morale or health. I'm just that good.

I'm wondering how he's managed to stay alive! Way to go, F!

Thanks! I did die accidentally on day 2. Heart attack. Had to pump a point into Endurance to have a whopping 2 health! This Psyche +1 drug is really tempting but I don't want to be left with a single point of health like I started the game with...

 

[toro]

So I'm playing the full version now, very nice. I ran into one bug, when clicking on a container (not knowing it was on a roof) my character ran endlessly *through* buildings to the edge of the map and wouldn't stop. I had to reload the game. Other than that, loving what I'm seeing in subsequent days.

Question though. How do I use my healing/morale restoring items? I can't seem to find them in my inventory.

Fluent I would be very ashamed in your place.

You had the demo for one week and you don't know how to use the dealing/morale restoring items!? How the fuck can you be so useless?

And you want people to trust your "expert" opinion. Fml. A crazy honeybadger is more informed than you.

I'm wondering how he's managed to stay alive! Way to go, F!

*he has

by the way, fantadomat will pirate your game like 100%. can you be less nice and not support pirates!? ktxbye

 

[Kasparov]

So I'm playing the full version now, very nice. I ran into one bug, when clicking on a container (not knowing it was on a roof) my character ran endlessly *through* buildings to the edge of the map and wouldn't stop. I had to reload the game. Other than that, loving what I'm seeing in subsequent days.

Question though. How do I use my healing/morale restoring items? I can't seem to find them in my inventory.

Fluent I would be very ashamed in your place.

You had the demo for one week and you don't know how to use the dealing/morale restoring items!? How the fuck can you be so useless?

And you want people to trust your "expert" opinion. Fml. A crazy honeybadger is more informed than you.

I'm wondering how he's managed to stay alive! Way to go, F!

*he has

by the way, fantadomat will pirate your game like 100%. can you be less nice and not support pirates!? ktxbye

I don't. But ignoring that some do..

 

[Deleted Member 16721]

Also - this is a *must*. Install on an SSD people. You will encounter load screens, long ones, and it's by far the worst aspect of an otherwise stellar game.

 

[fantadomat]

So I'm playing the full version now, very nice. I ran into one bug, when clicking on a container (not knowing it was on a roof) my character ran endlessly *through* buildings to the edge of the map and wouldn't stop. I had to reload the game. Other than that, loving what I'm seeing in subsequent days.

Question though. How do I use my healing/morale restoring items? I can't seem to find them in my inventory.

Fluent I would be very ashamed in your place.

You had the demo for one week and you don't know how to use the dealing/morale restoring items!? How the fuck can you be so useless?

And you want people to trust your "expert" opinion. Fml. A crazy honeybadger is more informed than you.

I'm wondering how he's managed to stay alive! Way to go, F!

*he has

by the way, fantadomat will pirate your game like 100%. can you be less nice and not support pirates!? ktxbye

Aren't you a petty little cunt toro ? Still butthurt that i mocked your retardation in the greedfall thread?? LoL those french must have really fucked up your goats mate.

 

[TheImplodingVoice]

Which one will Fluent choose?

The black one in the middle.

So I'm playing the full version now, very nice. I ran into one bug, when clicking on a container (not knowing it was on a roof) my character ran endlessly *through* buildings to the edge of the map and wouldn't stop. I had to reload the game. Other than that, loving what I'm seeing in subsequent days.

Question though. How do I use my healing/morale restoring items? I can't seem to find them in my inventory.

Fluent I would be very ashamed in your place.

You had the demo for one week and you don't know how to use the dealing/morale restoring items!? How the fuck can you be so useless?

And you want people to trust your "expert" opinion. Fml. A crazy honeybadger is more informed than you.

I'm wondering how he's managed to stay alive! Way to go, F!

*he has

by the way, fantadomat will pirate your game like 100%. can you be less nice and not support pirates!? ktxbye

Aren't you a petty little cunt toro ? Still butthurt that i mocked your retardation in the greedfall thread?? LoL those french must have really fucked up your goats mate.

I don't think toro actually plays games. He just shits on anything related to games because he is incapable of enjoying anything because of his miserable life. I don't even think he played GreedFall yet he was just posting negative shit about it constantly. And now he does the same on this game that he won't ever play

 

[Kasparov]

 

[toro]

Aren't you a petty little cunt toro ? Still butthurt that i mocked your retardation in the greedfall thread?? LoL those french must have really fucked up your goats mate.

I spend money on my games, I don't cheat and I'm not retarded enough to shill for Greedfall. Am I the cunt?

I don't think toro actually plays games. He just shits on anything related to games because he is incapable of enjoying anything because of his miserable life. I don't even think he played GreedFall yet he was just posting negative shit about it constantly. And now he does the same on this game that he won't ever play

I just alt+tab-ed from csgo to reply to your post

Also learn to read. I'm interested enough in Disco Elysium that I will probably buy it.

The only thing I don't like about the game is that it's spoiled by cunts like Cohh, Prime Junta and Fluent.

 

[Salvo]

Which one will Fluent choose?

The black one in the middle.

bro that's gay

 

[aeroaeko]

How long is this game supposed to be? Is there good replay value?

 

[TheImplodingVoice]

Aren't you a petty little cunt toro ? Still butthurt that i mocked your retardation in the greedfall thread?? LoL those french must have really fucked up your goats mate.

I spend money on my games, I don't cheat and I'm not retarded enough to shill for Greedfall. Am I the cunt?

I don't think toro actually plays games. He just shits on anything related to games because he is incapable of enjoying anything because of his miserable life. I don't even think he played GreedFall yet he was just posting negative shit about it constantly. And now he does the same on this game that he won't ever play

I just alt+tab-ed from csgo to reply to your post

Also learn to read. I'm interested enough in Disco Elysium that I will probably buy it.

The only thing I don't like about the game is that it's spoiled by cunts like Cohh, Prime Junta and [SIZE=6][B]Fluent[/B][/SIZE].

Not going to disagree with you on that

 

[toro]

This game plans to unlock in approximately 4 days

How am I supposed to spend so much time with such a miserable life?

Help me Codex, you are my only hope!

 

[toro]

How long is this game supposed to be? Is there good replay value?

let me google that for you

https://steamcommunity.com/games/632470/announcements/detail/1600390507851601404

How long is a colossal game? Well, it takes 60+ hours of continuous playtime to finish Disco Elysium if you're a reasonably completionist player, as I am. It takes 90 hours if you're absolutely savouring every detail. And 30 hours if you're rushing it. Back-of-the-box, I would put playtime at: 60+ hours.

Spoiler

It is one million words long!

 

[TheImplodingVoice]

How long is this game supposed to be? Is there good replay value?

let me google that for you

https://steamcommunity.com/games/632470/announcements/detail/1600390507851601404

How long is a colossal game? Well, it takes 60+ hours of continuous playtime to finish Disco Elysium if you're a reasonably completionist player, as I am. It takes 90 hours if you're absolutely savouring every detail. And 30 hours if you're rushing it. Back-of-the-box, I would put playtime at: 60+ hours.

Spoiler

It is one million words long.