NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[PlanHex]

GabeN, wielder of the Long D

 

[Caim]

Inb4 underpants in TF2/CS:GO.

 

[Perkel]

 

[Drax]

I don't get it...

 

[pippin]

I don't get it...

To understand it you have to ask yourself why senpai is seeing another girls instead of you.

 

[Drax]

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

So when is the RK47 LP of that gem due?

 

[Astral Rag]

Iranian state TV accidentally airs Medal of Honor footage - Not a raid on ISIS troops, as reported.



Iranian state TV has broadcast footage it claimed was a Hezbollah sniper shooting six ISIS soldiers in just two minutes.

The video is actually footage of someone playing EA's 2010 shooter Medal of Honor.

Several TV networks in Iran and Saudia Arabia picked up the video, Gizmodo reports. The clip is currently being passed around online under the guise of gory battlefield footage.

It's unclear where the video was originally uploaded.

Here's footage of the mission in question from Medal of Honor (from around the 2:40 minute mark):



Now, here's the same mission being broadcast on TV in Iran:



To be fair to Iranian state TV - not a sentence you type very often - UK broadcasters have made similar mistakes in the past.

ITV memorably mislabelled Arma 2 footage as video of a 1988 IRA terrorist attack. It apologised and blamed the incident on "an unfortunate case of human error".

Russia Today was caught out with a promotional image from Metal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Pain which it broadcast in a segment on real-life child soldiers.

And old Auntie has slipped up too: BBC News aired the logo of Halo's fictitious United Nations Space Command instead of the real-world United Nations Security Council. It apologised and said the mistake would not be repeated.

 

[adrix89]

Muh Realism! Muh Immersun!

 

[Turtle-Zone 3000]

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Spoiler

 

[DosBuster]

this was pretty cool

 

[Infinitron]

 

[Matalarata]

Awesome dad!

 

[Unkillable Cat]

I'll just restate the warning from the start of the video:

The following video is a disturbing piece of documented evidence of people with mental conditions. This video contains strong language and loud squealing noises.

Codex warning: Contains high levels of autism.

 

[A user named cat]

I'll just restate the warning from the start of the video:

The following video is a disturbing piece of documented evidence of people with mental conditions. This video contains strong language and loud squealing noises.

Codex warning: Contains high levels of autism.

I imagine this is how Hiver sounds while watching Game of Thrones.

 

[warpig]

A retard is playing minecraft, what a surprise...

 

[Infinitron]

That's some impressive vocal range.

 

[pippin]

Didn't knew Dani Filth played Minecraft.

 

[Perkel]

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Yes. Yes it has.

(For further information, ask why there is a specific "modder" tag in place on the RPG Codex, ready and waiting for whomever who decries his position in life.)

 

[Jick Magger]

Every day we stray further from god's light.

 

[DramaticPopcorn]

I'll just restate the warning from the start of the video:

RPGCODEX: My daily dose of cringe.

 

[StaticSpine]

I'll just restate the warning from the start of the video:

The following video is a disturbing piece of documented evidence of people with mental conditions. This video contains strong language and loud squealing noises.

Codex warning: Contains high levels of autism.

The translation is not very accurate tho since English doesn't have enough strong language words for all the Russian insults

 

[Major Malfunction]

Codex warning: Contains high levels of autism.

Some extreme form of autism perhaps, though it could be worse. Halfway through the kid sounded like he was having seizures, gasping for air to show off his TS. Still, had to chuckle in dismay at the video and this backstory in the comments made it even more entertaining:

The kid was going into forums and asking people to play with him. When they did he caught them in a trap they couldn't get out of. Took their stuff and killed them. The fucked up part is that he kept their heads on the wall :50 and had more stored in the chests the admin broke apart.

Basically, kid should have gone to college and gone into real estate and got himself an aquarium, that's what he should have done.