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The things to do with a DA2 box

Angthoron

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So I was thinking - theoretically, if you were foolish enough to buy DA2, what good use could you find to the DVD/DVD case? Reading Jaesun's "throw it over the fence" made me think of some other, more entertaining solutions, that could also be used to gain Youtube popularity and online street cred. I'll post a couple of ideas, and maybe someone else will have more creative uses for this shit.


Option 1:

Equipment required:
1x DA2 DVD box or DVD
1x weight + rope or just some sand/ground to stuff into the box
1x vidya camera
1x old-type (permanent shit container) outhouse
1x video editor software

Actions to take:
Fill the DVD case with sand or attach a weight to the DVD. Focus the camera in a PoV-style shot, pointed towards the DVD/Case held aloft in front of yourself. Slowly walk towards the outhouse. Once in it, toss the DA2 thing into the hole and watch it slowly submerge. Take the footage home and splice it in with the "Terminator dies" music from Terminator 2. Post on Youtube.


Option 2:

Equipment required:
1x DA2 DVD/Case
1x Vidya camera
1x video editor
1x bare ass

Actions to take:
Pretend to shit out the box, props if you can actually stuff the box into the orifice so it looks more realistic. Add the Demon Child birth music from Omen. Make a shock porn video and enjoy internet fame.
 

Unkillable Cat

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Take the DA2 DVD case.

Rip out everything from the case. The discs, included papers, the sleeve, everything.

Keep the now empty case, throw away everything else.

You now have a spare DVD case for when you lose/break one for something more valuable.

FINALLY, SOMETHING OF VALUE FROM DA2!

Problem, Bioware? :troll:
 

Angthoron

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Also sending it to Roger Ebert could be an option. Could replace the DVD with shit for Art Points+++.
 

FecalHaze

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DA2 was obviously a shit game when it came out, yet all of you went fap fap fap all over it.

The last true RPG ever made on this planet was KotOR.
 

LordDenton

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FecalHaze said:
The last true RPG ever made on this planet was KotOR.

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Neverwinter Nights 2 + MotB?
 

Ermm

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LordDenton said:
FecalHaze said:
The last true RPG ever made on this planet was KotOR.

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Neverwinter Nights 2 + MotB?

Skyway lives in his own little dream world, where everything he says is absolutely and 100% true, so of course he is serious.
 

MetalCraze

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If you were a retard enough to buy DA2 DVD in the first place you should better use that "creativity" in the OP to kill yourself.
 

Jools

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I have a question, regarding the OP: what if I own a digital copy of DA2? Am I screwed?

I don't anyway, was just curious.
 

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