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Major_Blackhart

I like games of all sorts but focus currently on enjoying the Codex.
In general, I am a sexual deviant who wants to pretty much stick his cock into any human as long as mildly attractive.
My alter-ego is Maximus Ballbaggus.
Location
Jersey for now
Sex
Male
Occupation
Beats me

Contact

Steam User ID
Major_Blackhart

Signature

Well, it's not quite a mop, and it's not quite a puppet, but man oh man.
Nicolai wrote "You are the worst person ever, Blackhart."
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Achievements

  1. 5

    20 God-Damned Years

    You've been here for 20 years and all you get is a lousy 5 Kool Kredits.
  2. 0

    CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

    CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
  3. 75

    5k Fisting Challenge

    You've been fisted an impressive number of times.
  4. 55

    felipepepe's Golden Fist

    Because there were no Brofist achievements past 1,000.
  5. 100

    Spammer

    10,000 posts. Go kill yourself.
  6. 50

    Manwhore

    People just can't stop fisting your shit! 1000 now.
  7. 50

    Brofist of the Beast

    You have achieved the devil's brofist!
  8. 30

    I'M LOVIN IT!

    Content you have posted has attracted 500 positive reactions.
  9. 22

    Master of the Fist

    Your content has been positively reacted to 250 times.
  10. 15

    Porn Star

    Content you have posted has attracted a positive reaction score of 100.
  11. 10

    Can't Stop the Fisting

    Your messages have been positively reacted to 25 times.
  12. 2

    'sup bro?

    Somebody out there reacted positively to one of your messages. Keep posting like that for more!
  13. 66

    Seriously Oldfag

    You've been hanging around almost a decade. Congratulations on not killing yourself yet.
  14. 33

    Oldfag

    You've been around the block and seen your share of Codex drama.
  15. 25

    Faceless

    You are one of the faceless few. Those select few who resist the urge to attribute an image to their profile.
  16. 20

    Bees tend to fly vertically

    1,000 messages? Really?
  17. 11

    Fate Unlock Code

    You've spent one whole year on the Codex. Now post about it and get banned.
  18. 8

    100

    You've posted 100 messages. This had better have taken you more than a day.
  19. 7

    Going Down the Toilet

    You've contributed to the long spiral of decline by posting 50 messages.
  20. 5

    Codexian

    Congratulations! You are now one with the hive mind.
  21. 1

    Initiation

    Your adventure on the Codex has just begun. Join. Die! Join. Die!

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