Female consoletard reviews Risen

[Delirius]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4wvpauay2U

She liked Arcania though (in another review) .

Yes it made me really butthurt.

 

[Cassidy]

Female tard

pleonasm.

 

[Humanity has risen!]

I just saw her smug face and closed the window immediately.

It's probably better for my blood pressure that I didn't click play on the video.

 

[Ruprekt]

She says it's like oblivion. Only oblivion knew how to even out the boring and action: risen is just boring.

 

[Epsilon]

I can't help but wondering, what is she doing out of the kitchen?

 

[pipka]

female consoletard

For unknown reasons, this sounds hilarious.

 

[Delirius]

Fucking dumb bitch made me really angry, wtf

 

[J_C]

I couldn't bear myself to watch that review, it would just make me annoyed.

But I'd fuck her. Just saying...

 

[Dirk Diggler]

Her review is off base, but that doesn't mean the game didn't suck.

 

[Admiral jimbob]

Her review is off base, but that doesn't mean the game didn't suck.

Indeed, it being good means it didn't suck.

 

[Delirius]

I couldn't bear myself to watch that review, it would just make me annoyed.

But I'd fuck her. Just saying...

Watch the god damn review and then tell me you could fuck her ater listening to her.

If you will you would propably fuck your own asshole if physics allowed.

 

[Dirk Diggler]

I really failed to see how it was any different from any other action rpg. I didn't really feel like it had any of Gothic 2's better qualities. The exploration element seemed especially lacking. First you are stuck in a swamp and then it's off to a city where there's a blockade going on, which is a complete cliche by this point. There was always some contrivance in the way to keep you from exploring an area until you had cleared out the previous one. I had a stomach for that sort of thing 10 years ago, but it's fucking garbage these days.

 

[Raapys]

If you will you would propably fuck your own asshole if physics allowed.

http://www.autoanal.com/

 

[[Jez]]

I couldn't bear myself to watch that review, it would just make me annoyed.

But I'd fuck her. Just saying...

Watch the god damn review and then tell me you could fuck her ater listening to her.

If you will you would propably fuck your own asshole if physics allowed.

If physics allowed most people would, it's sex with someone you love
Until I endured that video I belived the blond = stupid thing was a myth

 

[J_C]

I couldn't bear myself to watch that review, it would just make me annoyed.

But I'd fuck her. Just saying...

Watch the god damn review and then tell me you could fuck her ater listening to her.

If you will you would propably fuck your own asshole if physics allowed.

You want to ruin my fantasy dammit. That's why I don't watch the video, so my dreams about the chick aren't destroyed.

 

[CrunchyHemorrhoids]

Women!!!


Wait, false alert, that's just a dude pulling a doll's strings.

 

[SacredPath]

That video is just so much better with the sound turned off.

 

[JarlFrank]

Her being a horrible consoletard doesn't rule out the possibility of sex with her.

There is such a thing as hatefucking, after all.

 

[Hobo Elf]

Do I even want to watch this?

 

[Luzur]

she is a woman.

/thread.

EDIT:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yElguFhFRU

i dunno guys, if it wasnt for the console games she would be some nerd sexual fantasy.

 

[Hobo Elf]

This is retarded. "I am an Xbox 360 gamer. I just want fast paced action all the time."

 

[Murk]

I am incapable of watching video reviews -- the pace of speech the reviewers have often annoys the fuck out of me, as does their inability to go into any proper depth of detail.

Just gimme a fuggin' transcript.

Also, fuck that ho -- Risen was glorious.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Anyone else notice that she stares directly into the camera the WHOLE FUCKIN' TIME?

Anyone remember... I dunno, a so-called "Arrpeegee" that did the same annoying thing?

Someone should check if her tramp-stamp says "Bethesda" on it.

 

[SCO]

fake as hell

 

[Metro]

Oh this chick? If you google her name you can find more than a fair share of photos that borderline soft core porn or at least trending towards Stuff/Ask Men territory. Bottom line: if she wasn't relatively attractive no one would give two cents for what she had to say because it's vapid and ill-informed. Just another example of the 'reviewers as entertainment' rather than actual reviewers phenomena. I can get better porn and gaming critiques elsewhere and I have enough time on my hands to obviate the need to combine the two getting tepid versions of each.