Thank you Mr.Gaider

[Kz3r0]

It took me some time before I finally decided to write this.
But I want to show my appreciation for Bioware's work, not only for giving us great RPGs, that everyone can enjoy without being a crunching number weirdo, or reading walls of text that are not that much profound and don't add anything to the gaming experience, but above all for a mature and passionate way to portrait romances, especially those involving gay dwarfs, for people like me (yeah I am very short and gay, so what?) this is very important that finally these subjects are brought to the attention of the public abroad,love comes in any shape and size fellas, time to recognize it.
The LGBT community really owe one to Bioware here.

PS:
If I can, I must say that you,Mr. Gaider, are a very attractive man, with a great sensibility and a wonderful smile, sorry if I dared too much.

Now the fuckers with multiple accounts on multiple fora can post this on Bioware's boards?
Thanks.

 

[Jaesun]

WHAT IN THE FUCK AM I READING!!!!11dzf;lkzjdf;z

 

[Kz3r0]

WHAT IN THE FUCK AM I READING!!!!11dzf;lkzjdf;z

 

[Crooked Bee]

yeah I am very short and gay, so what?

 

[Dele]

thats a pretty good troll i think

 

[DragoFireheart]

Gaider is going to be molested by his gay fan boys. I'm calling it now.

 

[Jools]

AWECUM!

 

[Freelance Henchman]

Potentially epic.

 

[Pegultagol]

Being gay for Gaider in the Bioware forums, ironic or not: tell me something I don't know.

 

[Gragt]

Haha, even if it's likely I hope it isn't a troll.

 

[SCO]

My eyes rolled away without conscious volition.

 

[Hobo Elf]

It's probably written by one of the Bioware employees. Who's willing to bet that it was this guy?

 

[Gragt]

Senior.

 

[Xor]

For those of you who don't get it, Kz3r0 wrote that up and wants someone to troll the bioboards with it.

 

[Raapys]

I'd drop the PS part, makes the troll too obvious.

 

[deus101]

But damnit...dont post it here. before you post it at social

 

[space odyssey]

God damn, that is the least William Wallace I ever seen

 

[octavius]

It's probably written by one of the Bioware employees. Who's willing to bet that it was this guy?

I guess this explains a lot...a senior game designer who was barely potty trained by the time Baldur's Gate was relased.

 

[Rogue]

Given that the rate with which Bioware is turning games to shit that's so fucked up that it cannot even be defined anymore (DA2 - an action game? an RPG? Nobody knows!) is growing exponentially, one might anticipate that eventually even filthy commoners (i.e. non-codexians) will realize that they've eaten enough of Bioware's undefinable shit.

Therefore it's inevitable that even such unwashed and filthy mongrels will start trolling Bioware's forums and try to get at least some revenge. Because of this Bioware's forums will be completely saturated by trolling and will therefore cease to exist in a "you're terminated, motherfucker" style. On that day The Codex shall be seen as the great vanguard of the glorious struggle that destroyed Bioware's derp boards.

Codexians will be recognized as beings of pure awesomeness amongst ordinary simpletons. But because of their supreme and ubermensch nature, Codexians will shun their worshipers for they shall be seen as not worthy of a Codexian's attention. Codexians will instead engage in deep discussions regarding the age of intolerable decline and plot the start of a revolution.

And when that revolution begins, The Codexians - hoping to reduce the degree of decline to a more tolerable level - shall turn to the loyal masses and use them as cannon fodder in the attack against all those who bring decline of such proportions that even ordinary peasants cannot tolerate it ...

 

[attackfighter]

It's probably written by one of the Bioware employees. Who's willing to bet that it was this guy?

I guess this explains a lot...a senior game designer who was barely potty trained by the time Baldur's Gate was relased.

You dare mock William Wallace?

 

[Shannow]

It's probably written by one of the Bioware employees. Who's willing to bet that it was this guy?

I guess this explains a lot...a senior game designer who is barely potty trained.

Fixed.

And don't post trolls here first you morons.

 

[Stainless Veteran]

Er, I often wondered, did we ever had successful raids? I mean, even old /b/ traditionally planned and discussed raids and trolling attempts in places where targets would less likely to see it. And we all know that many biotards are reading 'dex.

 

[Befuddled Halfling]

For those of you who don't get it, Kz3r0 wrote that up and wants someone to troll the bioboards with it.

No I didn't get it - even with the PS, it is still about right for a BioForum. Are you sure Kz3r0 wrote it up?

If I post that, I'll just get loads of serious gay pm's, what other reaction can there be?

 

[Exmit]

You dare mock William Wallace?

It actualy is his real name

 

[Konjad]

You dare mock William Wallace?

It actualy is his real name

Original William Wallace shits with anger in his grave.

 

[Wirdschowerdn]

Can't say who's more creepy, the fanboys/girls or the Biowarians themselve.