Alright, let's go, Steves.
About friggin' time.
Do you think they'll sell better weapons in there? We might have to hold on to our money first.
No way to know till we sweep that area.
Money's easy to get if we can keep killing random encounters anyway. So why are you so worried?
Where's the fun in that?
Let's see what we can buy with our starting cash.
A bunch of overpriced guns and....what's this?
It's a favorite meme back in the day, and I've decided to put in the sale shelf for extra lulz.
Your amazing skill in ventriloquism is wasted on butthurt like these.
Sorry for nitpicking, but it's fun.
You want this lucky charm? That'd be 65 scraps. Rangers who carry these claim to have easier time handling animals in the wastes.
Animals are either food or exp lah. Why waste time?
Well, if using skill actually gave EXP...then we can tame the animal...THEN kill it for EXP.
Fucking ice-cold, Steve. I love it.
Alright, we'll come back once we have enough scraps for this, thanks for your time.
Anytime, azns.
Oh? Me? Sure,
What the shit.
Want me to kill him?
No, it's ok.
Well, you've had your fun. We'll be going on our way now.
Butthurt detected.
Hey lookie here...
Some loot guys. Bullets and cash. Now I can afford that Akita figurine.
Wow, so stash. Very treasured.
Nigger, I really don't know how long we'll last without making up these quips ourselves.
Yeah I kinda miss Jagged Alliance 2 already.
There is a reason for me finding this, as there is a reason behind everything.
Hah, I know that one. That creepy sniper is one of the best ever.
If you bite it, Steve - who's gonna feed the dog? Huehuehue.
Stop it, you're making me sad already. Whoa...hold on. Woman up ahead.
Eh...didn't we see her in the intro?
Psst. Pipe down. She's saying something...
Yeah, don't give away our initiative. Prepare for imminent rape. *Draws his knife*
WE WILL DO NO SUCH THING.
Who's there?
Uh.. I'm RK. We're the tech support team, investigating the death of Captain Ace for General Vargas.
Psst, I noticed she has Ace's name tattooed on her arm.
Nice catch, 47.
Oh.. you're all - helping...Ace.. huh?
You.. you noticed that, huh? Well, Ace always said I wore my heart on my sleeve. Year, we were more than old buddies. That's why it hurts so bad...
You know I'm gonna get you.
Yea!
Whatever it takes to, get there~
No I won't drop you~
Like everybody else does!
Ermm...are they your brothers? You're all..twins? Ahahahahah.
WHAT THE FUCK GUYS! SHOW SOME FUCKING RESPECT, DIPSHITS!
Hehehe me likey. Hehehhe.
I'm really sorry about that. Your name?
Angela Deth. You can call me Angie. You guys must be the new Ranger babies.
Uh.. Babies? Us?
I've been looking for you forever baby we go ~
Together baby we go, we go!
So this is why alts of Andhairas are banned almost instantly.
Well. You kinda are ...cute as little...fat...asian...kittens. Y'all remind me of us - Snake, Razor, Thrasher and me - back when we were just starting out. Thinking we're gonna save the world for the future. Thinkin' none of us would ever die. I...
So..which one of us reminds you of Ace?
Fuck you, Steve.
You jelly, bro?
I'm just trying to have a normal conversation here. But I might just initiate combat and blow your head off.
Scary, scary.
Christ. Sorry. Don't listen to me. Youth is good. Optimism is good. If we all started worn out and jaded like me, nobody'd ever try to change the world...
WHY ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT ME!?
It-it's not like I'm angry cause I care about what she said at all!
Wow, that's gotta hurt.
I WILL DESTROY YOU.
Seriously, you kids go ahead and give it a go. Maybe it'll work this time. So, about your investigation, any leads so far?
Well... Vargas mentioned something about a weird broadcast, did you hear any of it?
We'll get those bastards, Angela. But first, tell more about Ace.
Easy. I... I kinda know what's it's like.
RK, I don't think seeing a woman crying over her husband dying to cancer counts.
That's why I said I 'kinda' know. Okay?! I'm just trying to communicate here, dipshit. Why don't you just go back to fixing toaster, Steve? Or make coffee for the boss?
Stir ah, stir.
No point in fighting over this. We're all in the same boat...
Yeah, the quiet china boy is right. Goddamit, Ace... I knew this one was trouble. I knew it.
You knew about his mission?
Of course! We were close. He was working on tracking that bastard's signals. It all seemed a bit boring to me, but then Ace started sayin' he was being tailed.
Shit. Did he call for backup?
I offered him, but he refused. He said he was just jumpin' at shadows 'cause those broadcasts had spooked him.
Bad mistake, boyfriend...
C'mon, man. Ease up on the anger.
What? He could've got another gun watching his butt, and tried to be alpha as fuck. Instead, blammo.
I shoulda gone with him. Why didn't I go with him?
Well... Don't you worry, Angie. Leave it to us.
Uh oh...
Do we really need a woman?
In our lives?!
Another free gun. Why the hell not?
I don't know..that's not what Vargas said...
I know it's going against orders, but if you let me tag along, I'll help you find your feet out there. You're all new at this, right? I may be old and slow, but I know the wastes like the back of my hand. Whaddaya say?
Do you shower often?
Good question. Know that we must. Much presence of mind.
She can shoot, and if this game is as Sawyerian as I think it is, she'll probably speed up the shit combat.
Fine, fine. We'll take her along.
So...what's your bra size?
TIME'S WASTING! LET'S GO!
You take good care of Angela now, you hear?
Yeah, sure... but somehow I feel the opposite is gonna happen. Thanks for the meme toy.
Why do you want it so badly anyway, boss?
Well, this game doesn't have magic spells, is there? So might as well figure out Druid powers or something. Here goat, goat goat...here goat...
What the hell, Fargo? What the hell?
...There we go.
Nice thinking boss, which way to the mosque? Could use a Qurban offering before we head out.
Ahahah. You guys crack me up.
Enough bullshit. Lock and load. Let's head out into the wastelands, kids!
This is like the longest exposition land ever. And we haven't even killed anyone. Nor seen our 5-minute loved ones murdered before our eyes.
In before drinking mutant blood protect you from radiation.
This is gonna be fun, folks. Abandoned on page 11.