Game News Dragon Age: The Dwarf Returns

[VentilatorOfDoom]

Tags: BioWare; Dragon Age

Beloved and feared at the same time the sturdy fellow Oghren managed to get into our hearts during our adventures across Ferelden. But now <a href="http://dragonage.bioware.com/awakening/world/character/oghren/">he's coming back</a> to the land of the fair and the strong and the wise.
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This was a Dragon Age: Awakening news item. May the Wardens prevail.
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Spotted at: <A HREF="http://www.rpgwatch.com/#14493">RPGWatch</A>

 

[Sceptic]

What the fuck Bioware? Oghren was the most one-dimensional NPC in the game. Why did they bring him back?

Oh wait...

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

What the fuck Bioware? Oghren was the most one-dimensional NPC in the game. Why did they bring him back?

Oh wait...

As we say in Finland:

Kiintiö-Kääpiö (Quota-Dwarf)

 

[racofer]

 

[Elzair]

Wasn't Branka his old flame? I remember she died in my game.

 

[Pliskin]

The short, red-haired drunkard, right?

I kicked his ass out of the party five seconds after completing the Derp Roads, and never used him again.

Great to see he's back.

 

[TheCowburner]

If Oghren had a Codex profile he would probably call himself CoolBoy_Oghren_ because he is so cool.

No news about the gay elf?

 

[Ogg]

No news about a gang bang? We already had a foursome in DA:O. I wonder how they can improve upon that.

 

[TheCowburner]

No news about a gang bang? We already had a foursome in DA:O. I wonder how they can improve upon that.

You could actually have a foursome? Bioware must have been heavily influenced by porn movies when they created DA:O

 

[Sceptic]

No news about a gang bang? We already had a foursome in DA:O. I wonder how they can improve upon that.

By taking romances out of the expansion

 

[Xor]

I would've rather had the gay elf in the expansion than that fucking dwarf.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

The gay elf is a professional assassin, so it could be interesting

 

[Serious_Business]

Ferelden

 

[Rhalle]

Ogrhen = least gay NPC in the game.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

Ferelden

Feral den?

 

[Grunker]

No news about a gang bang? We already had a foursome in DA:O. I wonder how they can improve upon that.

You could actually have a foursome? Bioware must have been heavily influenced by porn movies when they created DA:O

Nope, you couldn't. Half or so of all the material regarding Dragon Age on this forum is more funny than it's true.

The part about gheyelfpr0n is totally true though.

 

[Jim Cojones]

No news about a gang bang? We already had a foursome in DA:O. I wonder how they can improve upon that.

You could actually have a foursome? Bioware must have been heavily influenced by porn movies when they created DA:O

Nope, you couldn't. Half or so of all the material regarding Dragon Age on this forum is more funny than it's true.

Gay assassin + his friend from the Pearl in Denerim + Leliana + main character

 

[Gosling]

No news about a gang bang? We already had a foursome in DA:O. I wonder how they can improve upon that.

You could actually have a foursome? Bioware must have been heavily influenced by porn movies when they created DA:O

Nope, you couldn't. Half or so of all the material regarding Dragon Age on this forum is more funny than it's true.

The part about gheyelfpr0n is totally true though.

http://dragonage.wikia.com/wiki/Isabela

If you are in a relationship with Zevran and have hardened Leliana's personality and are in a romance with her, you have the option of a foursome.

Edit: damn, Jim.

 

[Grunker]

No news about a gang bang? We already had a foursome in DA:O. I wonder how they can improve upon that.

You could actually have a foursome? Bioware must have been heavily influenced by porn movies when they created DA:O

Nope, you couldn't. Half or so of all the material regarding Dragon Age on this forum is more funny than it's true.

Gay assassin + his friend from the Pearl in Denerim + Leliana + main character

Seriously? I stand corrected then. Corrected and... a bit terrified.

 

[Dny]

No news about a gang bang? We already had a foursome in DA:O. I wonder how they can improve upon that.

You could actually have a foursome? Bioware must have been heavily influenced by porn movies when they created DA:O

Nope, you couldn't. Half or so of all the material regarding Dragon Age on this forum is more funny than it's true.

You are so deluded.
Yes you could have a foursome in DA, there just was no sex scene showing it. Here's the youtube link with all the characters talking about it :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrqPM1yKmn8

 

[Grunker]

 

[VentilatorOfDoom]

this raised the maturity-bar for future RPGs significantly

 

[Pliskin]

this raised the maturity-bar for future RPGs significantly

Yes, when you consider that elves are just animals with the characteristics of men, it's technically bestiallity.

 

[Sceptic]

* Isabela: "Hmm...strong hands. Could I entice you to leave your order and sign up as one of my crewmen? I could use those strong hands at my...helm."
* Warden: "I don't know anything about sailing.
* Isabela: "The ship is the best teacher. She will guide you with her sighs...her shudders, her gentle swaying as she rides the crests of the waves."

This game is so mature.

 

[Mangoose]

I don't understand why ME2 and DAO are so different in terms of "maturity."

The writers in DAO obviously think maturity = childish sex joke, this coming from a college student who makes childish sex jokes all the time but realizes they are immature and proud of that fact.

On the other hand, ME2 didn't advertise "maturity" and instead showed us explosions and boobz and secret agentz and kewl party members. What do we get? An overarching motif of family dysfunctionalities in most subplots. Working for an ambiguous organization you don't trust. The only sex joke is that you'll die if you try the wrong woman.