Arcanum Steampunk Semi-Erotic Fanfiction Contest

[Jason]

Tags: Arcanum: of Steamworks and Magick Obscura; Troika Games

Due to the <a href="http://www.rpgcodex.net/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=42067" target="blank">recent revelation</a> that some folks still have not yet played <b><a href="http://www.terra-arcanum.com/index.php?section=council&content=faqs&id=uberFAQ" target="blank">Arcanum: of Steamworks and Magick Obscura</a></b>, a local Codexer (who wishes to remain anonymous) donated three Arcanum GOG gift certificates to the winners of our <b>Arcanum Steampunk Semi-Erotic Fanfiction Contest!</b> Yes, you can be one of three lucky degenerates to win a free copy of Arcanum (or any other GOG title of your choosing) just by providing us with an Arcanum-related semi-erotic short story. Note the "semi-erotic" as this should take place in a Victorian society where explicit dwarf-on-orc sodomy/golden shower sessions would be unacceptable, yet deeper and more subtle perversions lurk behind every bodice and lapel. If you're not familiar with the setting of Arcanum, take a gander at <a href="http://www.terra-arcanum.com/downloads/arcanum/resources/arcanum_manual.zip" target="blank">the manual</a> or browse around <a href="http://www.terra-arcanum.com/" target="blank">Terra Arcanum</a> for ideas. Feel free to add illustrations.
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Post your submissions in this here thread and we'll pick the winners on Saturday, March 27th. Good luck!
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[Texas Red]

I wonder who the anonymous benefactor could be :wink:

 

[WholesaleGenocide]

Best contest yet

 

[Kingston]

Who here doesn't actually own Arcanum?

Edit: I guess that makes winning sweeter, you get to be a dick to the people who don't own a copy.

 

[Gragt]

This is going to be good!

 

[Jason]

Who here doesn't actually own Arcanum?

If you win, you can pick any GOG game.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Here we go with this shit again. It will be epic.

Oh yes, semi- my ass.

 

[pipka]

Hell yeah; contest for a free torrented game...

 

[Murk]

Hoo hoo hooooooooo. My writing is pure ass and I have a copy, but gosh I hope this turns out at least as interesting as last time.

 

[JarlFrank]

I'll totally contribute to this shit. If I win, I don't get the prize cuz I'm a staff member, but why should I care about that trivial issue.

 

[zenbitz]

Is it just me, or is it perverse to give out a game to someone who writes fanfic for it. I mean, how could you write Arcanum fan fic without playing the damn game!

 

[Hory]

That's probably the only thing that will make the fiction entertaining.

 

[Callaxes]

I'm in. I need something to keep me writing anyway and this looks like good practice.

Anybody recall the first sex scene in Perdido Street Station? Uh-huh. Not what I'm going to write, but nevertheless, uh-huh.

Edit: I'm more into teasing girls silly, pretending to eat their tummies while making ogre noises and tickling them.

 

[Luzur]

Hell yeah; contest for a free torrented game...

everyone is a winner!!

 

[dragonfk]

You're ALL sick bastards!!

I wuff U...

 

[Callaxes]

I wuff U...

Regardless of what you're feelings may be, you should put them on paper.

And then perverse them in some manner or two.

 

[Major_Blackhart]

It could be interesting if Arcanum conveyed a proper dialect between classes and peoples, like Planescape. Now, if a writer could do that for an Arcanum story, where the game itself didn't, that would be something.

 

[Barrow_Bug]

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[Droog White Smile]

Win a DRM free cracked version of Arcanum today!

 

[Chateaubryan]

If I understand correctly, people are ready to prostitute their pen to relieve the sexual distress of some "anonymous benefactor" by providing him (or her) a handful of lousy piston analogies, for the mere possibility of receiving a free game ?

 

[serch]

19th century ogre trannies. This is so going to end on Fox News.

 

[laclongquan]

I'm in. I need something to keep me writing anyway and this looks like good practice.

Anybody recall the first sex scene in Perdido Street Station? Uh-huh. Not what I'm going to write, but nevertheless, uh-huh.

Edit: I'm more into teasing girls silly, pretending to eat their tummies while making ogre noises and tickling them.

You are a candidate for pedobear, you.

 

[laclongquan]

I'm in. I need something to keep me writing anyway and this looks like good practice.

Anybody recall the first sex scene in Perdido Street Station? Uh-huh. Not what I'm going to write, but nevertheless, uh-huh.

Edit: I'm more into teasing girls silly, pretending to eat their tummies while making ogre noises and tickling them.

 

[laclongquan]

I'm in. I need something to keep me writing anyway and this looks like good practice.

Anybody recall the first sex scene in Perdido Street Station? Uh-huh. Not what I'm going to write, but nevertheless, uh-huh.

Edit: I'm more into teasing girls silly, pretending to eat their tummies while making ogre noises and tickling them.

 

[Droog White Smile]

I'm in. I need something to keep me writing anyway and this looks like good practice.

Anybody recall the first sex scene in Perdido Street Station? Uh-huh. Not what I'm going to write, but nevertheless, uh-huh.

Edit: I'm more into teasing girls silly, pretending to eat their tummies while making ogre noises and tickling them.