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Arcanum Steampunk Semi-Erotic Fanfiction Contest

Discussion in 'News & Content Feedback' started by Jason, Mar 18, 2010.

  1. Jason chasing a bee

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    Due to the <a href="http://www.rpgcodex.net/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=42067" target="blank">recent revelation</a> that some folks still have not yet played <b><a href="http://www.terra-arcanum.com/index.php?section=council&content=faqs&id=uberFAQ" target="blank">Arcanum: of Steamworks and Magick Obscura</a></b>, a local Codexer (who wishes to remain anonymous) donated three Arcanum GOG gift certificates to the winners of our <b>Arcanum Steampunk Semi-Erotic Fanfiction Contest!</b> Yes, you can be one of three lucky degenerates to win a free copy of Arcanum (or any other GOG title of your choosing) just by providing us with an Arcanum-related semi-erotic short story. Note the "semi-erotic" as this should take place in a Victorian society where explicit dwarf-on-orc sodomy/golden shower sessions would be unacceptable, yet deeper and more subtle perversions lurk behind every bodice and lapel. If you're not familiar with the setting of Arcanum, take a gander at <a href="http://www.terra-arcanum.com/downloads/arcanum/resources/arcanum_manual.zip" target="blank">the manual</a> or browse around <a href="http://www.terra-arcanum.com/" target="blank">Terra Arcanum</a> for ideas. Feel free to add illustrations.
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    Post your submissions in this here thread and we'll pick the winners on Saturday, March 27th. Good luck!
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  2. Texas Red Whiner

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    I wonder who the anonymous benefactor could be :wink:
     
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  3. WholesaleGenocide Liturgist

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    Best contest yet
     
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  4. Kingston Arcane

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    Who here doesn't actually own Arcanum?

    Edit: I guess that makes winning sweeter, you get to be a dick to the people who don't own a copy.
     
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  5. Gragt Arcane Patron

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    Serpent in the Staglands Divinity: Original Sin
    This is going to be good!
     
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  6. Jason chasing a bee

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    If you win, you can pick any GOG game.
     
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  7. WhiskeyWolf RPG Codex Polish Car Thief Patron

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    Here we go with this shit again. It will be epic.

    Oh yes, semi- my ass.
     
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  8. pipka Savant

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    Hell yeah; contest for a free torrented game...
     
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  9. Murk Arcane

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    Hoo hoo hooooooooo. My writing is pure ass and I have a copy, but gosh I hope this turns out at least as interesting as last time.
     
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  10. JarlFrank I like Thief THIS much Patron

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    I'll totally contribute to this shit. If I win, I don't get the prize cuz I'm a staff member, but why should I care about that trivial issue.
     
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  11. zenbitz Scholar

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    Is it just me, or is it perverse to give out a game to someone who writes fanfic for it. I mean, how could you write Arcanum fan fic without playing the damn game!
     
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  12. Hory Erudite

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    That's probably the only thing that will make the fiction entertaining.
     
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  13. Callaxes Arbiter

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    I'm in. I need something to keep me writing anyway and this looks like good practice.

    Anybody recall the first sex scene in Perdido Street Station? Uh-huh. Not what I'm going to write, but nevertheless, uh-huh.

    Edit: I'm more into teasing girls silly, pretending to eat their tummies while making ogre noises and tickling them.
     
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  14. Luzur Prestigious Gentleman Good Sir

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    everyone is a winner!!
     
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  15. dragonfk Erudite

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    You're ALL sick bastards!!

    I wuff U...
     
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  16. Callaxes Arbiter

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    Regardless of what you're feelings may be, you should put them on paper.

    And then perverse them in some manner or two.
     
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  17. Major_Blackhart Codexia Lord Sodom Patron

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    It could be interesting if Arcanum conveyed a proper dialect between classes and peoples, like Planescape. Now, if a writer could do that for an Arcanum story, where the game itself didn't, that would be something.
     
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  18. Barrow_Bug Cipher

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  19. Droog White Smile Educated

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    Win a DRM free cracked version of Arcanum today!
     
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  20. Chateaubryan Cipher

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    If I understand correctly, people are ready to prostitute their pen to relieve the sexual distress of some "anonymous benefactor" by providing him (or her) a handful of lousy piston analogies, for the mere possibility of receiving a free game ?

    :smug:
     
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  21. serch Magister

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    19th century ogre trannies. This is so going to end on Fox News.
     
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  22. laclongquan Arcane

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    You are a candidate for pedobear, you.
     
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  23. laclongquan Arcane

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  24. laclongquan Arcane

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  25. Droog White Smile Educated

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