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Company News Festive Bioware Treats

Mistress

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Tags: Neverwinter Nights

Yes, that's right, the lovely lovely people over at <a href="http://www.bioware.com">Bioware</a>, have some superduper festive fun for all.
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So off you go, and be sure to enjoy the delights of:
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<a href="http://downloads.bioware.com/bioware/BioWareXmas2002.mp3">The Bioware Xmas MP3</a> - Yes indeedy, a whole eight and a half minutes of Bioware holiday humour. The fact it includes a song entitled "Bioware doesn't suck" just says it all really....
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<a href="http://www.bioware.com/biozone/features/2002_xmas_card/">Bioware Xmas Card</a> - Wow! Now you too can "Learn how to cook up great games just like...Bioware"! Just what I wanted this year, how did they know?!!
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And finally:
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<a href="http://nwn.bioware.com/players/modprofile_christmas.html">Neverwinter Nights - Spirit of Christmas Module</a>
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<blockquote>"The usual festering, blood-encrusted dungeons of untold horrors filled with the vile oozings from the blackest pits of your fevered imagination has been replaced by squealing Christmas joy!" </blockquote>
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I don't want to know about any Bioware Christmas squealing thank you.......
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This taste of Christmas delight was spotted over at <a href="http://www.avault.com/">The Adrenaline Vault</a>.
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Section8

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Bioware game dough? Sounds like someone shat in a can to me. Don't knead the brown stuff kiddies!

And as far as christmas cheer, I spent so much time NWN opening packages with phat l3wt that I'm not even excited about unwrapping presents anymore. "Wow! Another gold piece! And you used a whole barrel to package it! You're the greatest uncle doctor guy!"
 

Sol Invictus

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I think it's funny how Bioware released their christmas pack a couple of days after Blizzard released theirs (like they do each year). Blizzard's is, at the very least, hilarious. Bioware should go back to mopping floors.
 

Spazmo

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Well, you can't deny that BioWare does usually follow a pretty strict recipie for making games. Flashy spell effects + Ph4t l3wt + boobies = Game of the Year!
 
Saint_Proverbius

Saint_Proverbius

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Spazmo said:
Well, you can't deny that BioWare does usually follow a pretty strict recipie for making games. Flashy spell effects + Ph4t l3wt + boobies = Game of the Year!
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You had me at "boobies".
 
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