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[Saint_Proverbius]

Tags: Mage Knight: Apocalypse

Speaking of boobies, <A href="http://rpgvault.ign.com/">RPGVault</a> has <a href="http://rpgvault.ign.com/articles/654/654818p1.html">an article</a> about <A href="http://www.namco.com">Namco</a>'s upcoming action CRPG, <a href="http://mageknight.namco.com/main.html">Mage Knight Apocalypse</a>. Yeah, we definitely need more action CRPGs right now because no one is making any, right? Anyway, a bit about <A href="http://mediaviewer.ign.com/ignMediaPage.jsp?media_id=3106307&object_id=746150&channel_id=227&page_title=Mage+Knight+Apocalypse+Characters+%231+&adtag=network%3Dign%26size%3D468x60%26channel%3Drpgvault%26site%3Drpgvault_hub%26channel%3Dfeatures%26type%3Dpartner">elven vampire necromancer chicks in bondage garb</a>:
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<blockquote>Kithana paid for her reckless quest for knowledge when the other vampiric assassination house, the Order of Vladd, found out about Kithana's transgressions with the dark arts. They concocted a plot to kill her teacher, framing the Order of Uhlrik for his death. This was efficiently manipulated by the politically saavy Vladd leaders into a full-blown conflagration between the Orders, eventually leading to a full-blown Vampiric Civil War, and leaving the Order of Uhlrik mostly destroyed or driven into hiding.</blockquote>
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Oh, there's also a <A href="http://mediaviewer.ign.com/ignMediaPage.jsp?media_id=3106202&object_id=746150&channel_id=227&page_title=Mage+Knight+Apocalypse+Characters+%231+&adtag=network%3Dign%26size%3D468x60%26channel%3Drpgvault%26site%3Drpgvault_hub%26channel%3Dfeatures%26type%3Dpartner">hot blonde elf that wears thongs</a> too. Isn't variety cool?
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[Naked_Lunch]

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[Pr()ZaC]

Still too much clothes on.

 

[Sovy Kurosei]

The first picture is perhaps the shittiest wand job I have ever seen.

And there are elves. And all elves need to die.

And the second one isn't a blonde, that is a brunette! But what is she doing with her left hand. :shock:

 

[Spazmo]

"Mage Knight Apocalypse"? Did they just have a fantasy word randomizer pick out three dramatic sounding words?

 

[Saint_Proverbius]

I dunno, but it makes news post titles extra long.

 

[Sol Invictus]

It's based on the game... Mage Knight.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

So there's like this Mage and a Knight...

Nope, sorry, my bad. According to the trailer it's "The Land of Mage Knight". What a really fucking dumb name for a land mass. I hope you get to fight the three-headed dragon though and that it's not just a cool thing they decided to put in the video.

 

[Sovard]

Hmm, Mage Knight looks like a children's miniatures game. Children. Kids.

Eh? I'd see bush in that sketch if she didn't shave. Or tuck it in.

 

[Goliath]

Yeah, we definitely need more action CRPGs right now because no one is making any, right? Anyway, a bit about <A href="http://mediaviewer.ign.com/ignMediaPage.jsp?media_id=3106307&object_id=746150&channel_id=227&page_title=Mage+Knight+Apocalypse+Characters+%231+&adtag=network%3Dign%26size%3D468x60%26channel%3Drpgvault%26site%3Drpgvault_hub%26channel%3Dfeatures%26type%3Dpartner">elven vampire necromancer chicks in bondage garb</a>:

Reminds one of the target audience of RPG games, especially Action-RPG games.
Pathetic and laughable. I mean, come on, that outfit is just silly! I especially like the vagina steel cap
Maybe I should found some civil rights group that demands "pornography for all!" so that all those little 13 year old perverts can buy real porn instead of expecting "RPGs" to satisfy those desires.
Oh wait, little 13 year old perverts can already get all the porn they want from the internet for free.. So why the hell can't they keep games and porn seperate?
When I play some medieval themed RPG I expect uptight people and reasonable armour - not chainmail bikinies - that's just retarded.
Oh wait, aren't most gamers retarded?
Shit!

 

[Saint_Proverbius]

I can honestly say skimpy outfits in a fantasy setting or super hero CRPG don't really bother me at all. They don't sell a game for me either, but it doesn't really bother me more than say.. The only damned CRPGs anyone is making are action ones! That's what ticks me off.

 

[caveyboy]

well,...uh..i like action games!!!