A thread brought to you by the decline of Codex

[Texas Red]

What will eventually happen to the Codex? Will it disappear completely? Will we expand through a decade? This is a complete history of the Codex.

2010: The Codex has a live meeting USA, sponsored by Vault Dweller.
2010: After several interviews the Codex becomes somewhat famous. The Codex takes a stand on many issues, most notably of them is mysoginism and anti islam. The Codex proclaims RPGs as the highest form of art and dares the rest of the world to accept it through sophisticated, supreme arguments.
2010: A drunken orgy ensues. The majority of Codexers lose their virginity. The orgy lasts for a whole week with alcohol and narcotic consumption being normal.
2010: Thousands of people join the Codex since they are convinced in the escapism power of RPGs.
2012: The Codex becomes a pariah. Lucky, enough funds exist to establish a new country in the North Pole.
2012: A new country is born where art is the highest is the most important aspect of life.
2015: The Codex becomes a center of art and learning. Many great people venture to the Codexian Republic in order to understand what makes life fulfilling. RPGs are created daily and celebrated as the means to escape the average, grey world.
2016: Uprising caused by Ladonna due to discrimination again women. The Codex subdues the revolution and forces women, through science, to become vegetebles who's sole purpose is reproduction. Much faggotry ensues.
2020: The Codexian is proclaimed by many famous people as the center of art and learning. Many great people venture to the Codexian Republic to study the meaning of life, RPGs etc.
2021: The UN demands the release of women. The Codex, being vastly rich, develops rockets that would carry it to other worls.
2022: 2 rockets are fired but only one reaches a distant habitable moon. The other rocket goes off course. Nobody knows what happens to it.
2025: The Codex still remains a plane of learning and philosophy. Many people from Earth travel to the Codexian Moon to discovered great secrets.
2026: The Tomb of Roque is uncovered on Earth. Roqua escapes and begins a great massacre and destruction. He is immune to normal weapons.
2026: Earth asks the Codexian Colonely for help. The Codex demands one thousand men to be sent to be buttraped in exchange.
2026: Roqua cannot be harmed with your average weapons but the Codex knows he can killed through buttsecks. The Codex sends Codexers with the biggest penises to defeat Roqua.
2026: Roqua is captured but large penised Codexers are unable to kill hin. Roqua is sent to unknown space.
2027: Codexian scienists genetically engineer self-lubricating assholes.
2028: Genetic engineering enables Codexers to have vaginas and penises, women become obsolete. More faggotry ensues.
2028: Through defeating Roqua, the Codex colony becomes the most powerful planet in the galaxy.
2029: The Codex takes over devastated Earth plus other colonies. The Codexian Empire is Officialy formed.
2030: A spaceship is spotted in unknown space. It is believed to have originated from the lost Codexian spaceship. Faggotry and panick ensues,
2030: Soon after a very strange alien ship is spotted on the border of the galaxy. Probably an alien ship from another galaxy. Soon it is discovered that the alien ship has engraved a face of an ancient entity name Todd Howard.

What will happen to the Codexian Empire? What strange and new technologies and views has the other Codex developed? What do the aliens want and how come the face of Todd Howard is on their ship? Stay tuned!

 

[JarlFrank]

2012: A new country is born where art is the highest is the most important aspect of life.
2015: The Codex becomes a center of art and learning. Many great people venture to the Codexian Republic in order to understand what makes life fulfilling. RPGs are created daily and celebrated as the means to escape the average, grey world.

You know, that is exactly my plan, to found a country somewhere in the North where art is the highest and most important thing ever.

I already have plans how to found this country, but nothing I'd tell anyone who could steal it.

 

[JrK]

I'll be the king.

 

[leavemethehellalone]

Brilliant!
But what about teh great Codexian! values of bravery and diplomacy?

 

[kingcomrade]

You know, that is exactly my plan, to found a country somewhere in the North where art is the highest and most important thing ever.

You're not qualified.

 

[rpgcodexusername]

roquas head splits open to reveal a multi-headed organ

 

[JarlFrank]

Brilliant!
But what about teh great Codexian! values of bravery and diplomacy?

Before I saw your joining date I thought "Andhaira alt?"

 

[leavemethehellalone]

^^^^^
But that would mean a conspiracy on a VAST scale! Tehlikes of which has never been seen before.
btw shouldnt you be updating your arcanum 'lets play'?

 

[JarlFrank]

^^^^^
But that would mean a conspiracy on a VAST scale! Tehlikes of which has never been seen before.
btw shouldnt you be updating your arcanum 'lets play'?

Got some school stuff on my head. Update probably coming on Wednesday.

And that Elfporn story I promised since such a long time should come not that far in the future, too

 

[MetalCraze]

What will happen to the Codexian Empire? What strange and new technologies and views has the other Codex developed? What do the aliens want and how come the face of Todd Howard is on their ship? Stay tuned!

those are casual rebels that came to put an end to the intelligent empire!

 

[SlavemasterT]

TWD should either get one of his dumbfucks removed or another one added for that post.

 

[Shagnak]

That was epic.

You forgot the bit about the SGLF being banished to Mars.

 

[Helton]

2030: Rebel forces on Earth, lead by TESF moderator crack-squad attempt to duplicate Roqua's invincible spark. The product is morbid and horrible. A sociopathic, sadistic bitch: named TEHL33T but affectionately and ironically called "summer" by her makers -- for her ice-cold heart. Learning a lesson from Roqua's defeat they fashioned her an ass so tight, so retentive it could crush grains of sand.

Soon afterwards all TESF personnell on sight were found brutally carved up... Their blood, smeared on the wall, read:


"200+



in before retardo"


DUN DUN DUN

 

[kris]

2026: Roqua cannot be harmed with your average weapons but the Codex knows he can killed through buttsecks. The Codex sends Codexers with the biggest penises to defeat Roqua.

LOL. Everyone knows all codexers have small penis. I mean more like tiny, if they have one at all. Ironically enough I think only Pennyante have one.

 

[Gnidrologist]

They just should've sent Major ''Crawling Kingsnake'' Blackheart to ''negociate''. He could use ~aphmatice (or whatshisname) as a comical sidekick and a bait to make Roqua expose the rear.

 

[MetalCraze]

oh yes. Blackhart luvs rape. Roqua wouldn't stand a chance. but that fight would be epic
Major Blackhart and his trusted sidekick ~aphatmc fight to save the world from the tyranny of Roqua.

 

[Herbert West]

I like nearly everything, except that:

2028: Genetic engineering enables Codexers to have vaginas and penises, women become obsolete. More faggotry ensues.

What about tits?? Come on!

 

[Gnidrologist]

We have them already. Duh.

Or we will at that time anyway.

 

[Herbert West]

That was so unexpected!

 

[nik2008ofs]

Women in a vegetative state being used for reproduction? What kind of pervert are you? There is no point in "using" a woman if she isn't conscious and screaming for the duration.

 

[Lyric Suite]

Women in a vegetative state being used for reproduction? What kind of pervert are you? There is no point in "using" a woman if she isn't conscious and screaming for the duration.

Yeah, rape just wouldn't be the same.