Eyestabber
Arcane
Ugh, these people [gaming journos] are despicable. I can make a lazy review shitting on the game too. Watch me.
"Rolled a max charisma character thinking I would get laid. Only wouldable lady in the game said she doesn't sleep with the help. Maximum charisma doesn't make panties drop = broken game is broken. 0/10. No boobs, no waifus. Would rather keep Morrigan warm in DA:O. P.S: crazy preacher dude said I was his chosen one. ERRM. GAAAAAAAY."
See, my review is just as crap, but at least it's SHORT and doesn't MAKE SHIT UP. Also, if needed I can provide my own screenshots of me trying to bang Lady Lorenza (and getting "murderously" disappointed).
"Rolled a max charisma character thinking I would get laid. Only wouldable lady in the game said she doesn't sleep with the help. Maximum charisma doesn't make panties drop = broken game is broken. 0/10. No boobs, no waifus. Would rather keep Morrigan warm in DA:O. P.S: crazy preacher dude said I was his chosen one. ERRM. GAAAAAAAY."
See, my review is just as crap, but at least it's SHORT and doesn't MAKE SHIT UP. Also, if needed I can provide my own screenshots of me trying to bang Lady Lorenza (and getting "murderously" disappointed).