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Mass Effect Ass Effect devs soon to start crowdfunding old school RPG

PlanHex

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Also, someone LP this game already
 

kazgar

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The second chapter of ass effect reloaded features better writing and no way to skip the shitty combat, thus making it not as good as the first part.
 
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Why do people who do this crap don't get a job in CGI or something
Let's see - you're an employer. You can choose between hiring the guy who spends his free time working on mods he can actually put in a portfolio, or the guy who's an equally good animator, but whose resume simply states: porn, porn, porn and jerking off. Who do you hire? (hint - there's a surplus of free porn on the internet and a scarcity of good mod animators).
 
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Sorry. I'm not as ass man.

There is nothing wrong with being an ass man, as long as you don't forget to clean up on the way out.


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This is why - unlike most US states - Australia and New Zealand decided to legislate that the state can declare that a kid's name is too puerile/offensive (measured by whether a reasonable person would encounter problems if they shouted it in a public square), would cause the kid practical difficulties (e.g. naming your kid '7' or '&') or just plain embarassing (I think Santa Claus got knocked back once), and demand that the parents go back and rethink it.

You see it starts with cars, and then...
 

Fockatar

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At its core, our aim is to deliver a deeply personal narrative within a vibrant and immersive world, in a similar sense of scale, depth and complexity as those found in the works of Tolkien, Sapkowski Gyax and Arneson.

I don't get that. I enjoyed Sapkowski, a lot, but would hardly label it complex. Tolkien was wonderful in that he successfully wove something new from not only Classical literature but the northern saga tradition and British folklore, so that can be allowed. But the others? I just...what...

We are generally open-minded about catering to certain fetishes and sexual preferences, but don’t expect the game to include any: guro, lolicon, shotacon, watersports, scat or zoophilia (this does not include humanoid furries).

Oh I see, so if I want a quest to recruit a non cis-gendered unicorn furry via a pissing contest, with whom I can then engage in romance liasons involving scat and waterboarding this isn't the game for me?

What if I want a game where I can have my character eat lots of bad food and then shit out that food, and then use that postshat food to add poison to my swords?
 

Space Satan

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Well we have Issues with that one company, as a student i can't effort
to get sued by them. There is a lot to clarify at the moment.
I hope you all understand that. :-(
Sweet Mother of the Internet. BioWare actually tried to sue them. To sue shitty flash game about cerberus operatives fucking geth and other otherwordly hallucinogenic shit...I have no words.
 

Space Satan

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At its core, our aim is to deliver a deeply personal narrative within a vibrant and immersive world, in a similar sense of scale, depth and complexity as those found in the works of Tolkien, Sapkowski Gyax and Arneson. We therefore look to deliver the narrative and gameplay strengths of revered mainstream fantasy titles, such as the “Baldur’s Gate” and “Planescape” series, but with a blend of sexualised high fantasy tropes and underlying erotic themes, for those of us who have come to greatly enjoy the growing adult gaming community.
- Engage in dialogue that is deep and expansive, underpinned by a system of morality and choice: you ultimately have the choice of how you want to react to the inhabitants of the world around you, and likewise, face the consequences of how your actions are perceived
- You will collect a diverse range of companions, as you explore the continent, that will each have their own fetishist design and agendas. We also want an emphasis on making these characters compelling and wholly rounded; with their own actions, behaviours, morals and world-views.
- The Orc infested Deep Woods will become explorable complete with their own sidequests, erotic encounters and unique characters. We will also be able to implement a pregnancy feature into the game.
- We want gameplay to be reminiscent of traditional RPG experiences. Adorevia is designed to be well populated and geographically diverse – locations ranging from dense rainforests, to open desert plains. There will also be a heavy emphasis on collecting and using items and weapons, each with their own practical and erotic uses.
Take notr Obsidian and InIxile. People are working here.
 

Gurkog

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I have no problem with the concept of an erotic RPG. Bioware made the mistake of only going halfway toward the erotic side and ended up somewhere in the "creepy, too far for casual observance and not far enough for full on serious contemplation" zone.
 

Karmapowered

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What have I done to deserve this (in my "Classic cRPGs" forum on the Codex) ?

Skyrim, Bioware, will the corruption ever cease to spread ?

:flamesaw:
 

ColCol

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When I first clicked on this topic I thought it was some edgy take that at Mass Effect, I was so naive back then.




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The Orc infested Deep Woods will become explorable complete with their own sidequests, erotic encounters and unique characters. We will also be able to implement a pregnancy feature into the game.

The fans demand to know, Can you abort the baby?
 

Tommy Wiseau

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I have no problem with the concept of an erotic RPG. Bioware made the mistake of only going halfway toward the erotic side and ended up somewhere in the "creepy, too far for casual observance and not far enough for full on serious contemplation" zone.


Their games aren't enough to satisfy any real deviants.
 

Space Satan

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Oh, they've made 512% of their initial goal. they definetely should hire George Zeits now. For deep story, you know.
 

DragoFireheart

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I WANT TO BE AN ASS MAN!
 

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