NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[RK47]

Yeah, that picture isn't right. Witchers are infertile.

 

[Admiral jimbob]

Good Christ I didn't even notice the in-love drowners at first.

 

[Angthoron]

What's with pregnancy fetishists, gah.

 

[hoverdog]

I just shrugged at the first three. The fourth one, though, is pure WTF.

MOTHERFUCKING THIS!

 

[DraQ]

 

[Saark]

I don't believe a person can die 50 times in the same encounter, against the same enemies that use the same tactics and still not figure out how to win...

Warning, spoilers in the video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dgxRsc99hY

Maybe now you'll start believing.

This is nothing compared to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCjzA-C647o

part12 contains the following: "I'm disappointed, the first game I was going to play on PC was horrible. I was looking forward to PC gaming, but I guess not"

 

[Excidium]

What's with pregnancy fetishists, gah.

Yeah, seriously. They're the worst of the bunch.

 

[Elzair]

Seriously, what is this thread for?

 

[sgc_meltdown]

it is the codex's version of the soup for the games industry and related communities

 

[Phelot]

When she's getting fucked from behind, her man gets to look at this ghastly face staring at him disapprovingly.

 

[Phelot]

Why is it not good enough to just enjoy a story/movie/video game/whatever? Why do people need to actually try to *be* in the setting? BTW, you know those two had sex.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

When she's getting fucked from behind, her man gets to look at this ghastly face staring at him disapprovingly.

If you don't make her cum, she'll take your dick off with a blade just like this one I'm holding

 

[Phelot]

 

[anus_pounder]

 

[Phelot]

I sometimes think that people that put tattoos on visible parts of their body like the hand, head, or neck are afraid that some day they might mature and move away from some of the things that they think are awesome so they force themselves into always loving something FOREVER.

"With my new Pokemon tattoo on my forehead, I'll never get hired for a job so I'll always have time to play my favorite game that I will never get tired of!"

 

[Excidium]

There was a time I really wanted to have a tattoo of the Symbol of Torment. Thank God I lacked the courage.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

^The symbol is abstract and obscure enough that you shouldn't be worried about anyone recognizing it.

-Hey Tiffanny, is that what I think it is?

-Yeah Lucy, he tatooed the Symbol of Torment!

- Omaigoooood, what a nerd!

-...Hey Tiffanny, that symbol's from Ultima, right?

-LOL, hellooooo? It's from PST, dummy! We replay it every year, remember?

-Oh, duuuuuuuuh! I forgot! Still nerdy, though.




Then again, there was a thread here a while ago where an autistically inclined member asked me "What would you do when your girlfriend asks about it when you tell her it's a symbol from a videogame? ", so I'd avoid it if you're retarded and unable to just say it's something you thought looked cool.

You could do way worse, anyway.

 

[sgc_meltdown]

jaesun would you do this guy

oh dear

http://images.wikia.com/masseffect/imag ... eslogo.png

 

[Jaesun]

Yes sgc_meltdown. And the N7 guy too.

Updated MyFutureBoyfriends.txt

 

[sgc_meltdown]

 

[Clockwork Knight]

A hairy chest is all it takes for Jaesun for throw his gaming morals outta the window.

Here, just for you, you degaynerate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSMHJc431vk

 

[Jaesun]

Dwarves just don't do it for me CK. Not even with chest hair. Time to revise that theory there.

 

[Excidium]

^The symbol is abstract and obscure enough that you shouldn't be worried about anyone recognizing it.

True. But it would end up looking like shit anyway, dark skin and colored tattoos don't go together very well.

Ugh.

This one actually looks pretty cool. Actually it looks pretty fake.

 

[Data4]

What is it with fat chicks and cosplay? I mean, there's being comfortable with how you look, and then there's WHAT THE FUCK I DON'T EVEN...

 

[Secretninja]

I kinda want to get the BOS symbol on my left arm. I don't think I ever will, but it would be pretty cool until someone was like, hey is that a tattoo from fallout 3 and I have to strangle them and go to jail.