NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Oriebam]

the legendary 'Master Chief' returns for the continuation of the 'Halo' saga

 

[DraQ]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I CAN'T TAKE IBLZF RTHTHEDVFxczzxzawefj5t45t-0ogyokp,tgm,rgok

 

[Jaesun]

Alas poor DraQ, we knew him well....

 

[hoverdog]

It's as if you people haven't read that kind of stuff dozens of times before - in this thread only. Can you be really that shocked time and time and time again?
I might still be disgusted by retarded posts on obsidian forums (at least it was supposed to be more high brow) or by @sgc_meltdown's pastes (come back sergeant!), but consoletard derpers' drivel? come the fuck on.

 

[Koelkastmagneet]

It's as if you people haven't read that kind of stuff dozens of times before - in this thread only. Can you be really that shocked time and time and time again?
I might still be disgusted by retarded posts on obsidian forums (at least it was supposed to be more high brow) or by @sgc_meltdown's pastes (come back sergeant!), but consoletard derpers' drivel? come the fuck on.

It's from a mainstream news network, likely just some intern who looked up a bunch of buzzwords.

Most news networks have always been derpy when it comes to reporting on videogames.

 

[Infinitron]

Square Enix mobile gaming retardation: http://kotaku.com/5950253/square-enix-defends-the-surprisingly-high-pricing-of-their-ios-games

 

[Gragt]

Im sorry, Ive tried maybe 40 times to get into all of these games but they are too horribly imbalanced and ridiculously hard. If anything this is a learning experience, don't make games that regular people can't play and get into, especially ones that actually have a promising story.

I barely managed to get past gene forge 1 with the moderators literally pulling me towards the end and have been unable to get past a 1/4 of any of the other games. The problem and the biggest one at that, is that Jeff made this game with the mindset of it being a solo character game. The creations were only going to be a thing for the shapers, and the agent flew solo, problem is guardians, (the class I play) are the most weakest characters Ive ever seen. Im supposed to be this powerful shaper and yet 1 shot from an artila and my guardian is dead. Its really just pathetic.

I really don't know whats worse imbalance wise, Geneforge series or Inquisitor. Im taking bets on gene forge. The sad thing is I admire the guy jeff for his Avernum Escape from the Pit, and Avadon, but what was he thinking when he made these games.

http://www.heroicfantasygames.com/Forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=418&p=3725#p3725

Why do these people always have to start their rant by saying they are sorry? Is it a way to give some weight to their arguments or escape potential angry comments?

 

[Phelot]

It's a way of saying that you realize the target of your rant is very popular among others and that you're sorry for offending them

 

[Oriebam]

people get butthurt if you don't put a disclaimer about your "intentions" towards the game or whatever

 

[poocolator]

I only have the best intentions regarding your precious game. I promise to take her out to a fine restaurant and have her home by 9 PM.

 

[AngryKobold]

Criticism on knees, with a tongue covered in vaseline, is a socially accepted form of debate. Otherwise you're arrogant, entitled, whining, etc.

 

[Surf Solar]

I believe this thing is called "filmic tonemapping"

To me the process looks like one of blending everything to grey and desaturating it.
In addition, I think this post-processing filter strives to give the rendered frame equal luminosity.
It's pretty retarded really, since the renders without the filters look a hundred times better.

EDIT: Not to mention, our eyes don't work like that...

I actually like the color processed result in the game.

 

[RK47]

Yes it made the IR scope attachment worth it.

 

[Wise Emperor]

For potatoes http://wyborcza.biz/biznes/1,101558...mienia_sie_w_CDP_pl__I_stawia_na_cyfrowe.html

It's about CDprojekt setting their own digital distribution in Potato for potatoes and some bits about the company condition.

The interesting (and a fucking depressing) bit is that Diablo III sold in nearly 150K copies.
Fuck you popamolers

 

[Volrath]

I still haven't played BF3 but this picture makes me wonder what the fuck happened? Who in their right mind thinks that blue looks better?

 

[Oriebam]

who in their right mind made their game look blue

 

[Menckenstein]

who in their right mind made their game look blue

Counteraction to piss filters.

 

[Merkwürdigliebe]

 

[Kitako]

I think Adam Jensen broke (or hacked) my Steam. Today I found this in my downloads:

17 millions of terabytes, what's that? Echelon IV?
Obligatory "I never asked for this"

 

[Ion Prothon II]

Can't unsee.

 

[DraQ]

I still haven't played BF3 but this picture makes me wonder what the fuck happened? Who in their right mind thinks that blue looks better?

DAFUQ

 

[evdk]

I think Adam Jensen broke (or hacked) my Steam. Today I found this in my downloads:

17 millions of terabytes, what's that? Echelon IV?
Obligatory "I never asked for this"

ICARUS IS LOOKING FOR YOU

 

[Clockwork Knight]

http://forums.bethsoft.com/topic/14...hesda-for-screwing-up-yet-another-dlc-for-me/

so much autism

17 millions of terabytes, what's that? Echelon IV?

It's for immersion. In the future, games will have that size. Max Payne 3 is ~20gigs already.

 

[Phelot]

http://forums.bethsoft.com/topic/14...hesda-for-screwing-up-yet-another-dlc-for-me/

so much autism

For some reason I read a good chunk of that. It was kind of relaxing, exploring a beautiful puzzled mind. In the end, I guess he just could have asked "HOW U JOIN VAMPIRE?"

 

[Ion Prothon II]

It's for immersion. In the future, games will have that size. Max Payne 3 is ~20gigs already.

17 mlns terabytes of unskippable cutscenes? Oh gawd its a heavan~