NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Alienman]

Going for total realism I see

 

[Night Goat]

Well hey, guess whose back!

Guess who's back.

 

[Hoaxmetal]

Remember how Paranautical Activity got pulled from Steam after its developer threatened to kill Gaben?

Well hey, guess whose back!

At least he's got a sense of humor about it now.

The dev who wrote the threats doesn't work for the company anymore.

 

[Jick Magger]

Remember how Paranautical Activity got pulled from Steam after its developer threatened to kill Gaben?

Well hey, guess whose back!

At least he's got a sense of humor about it now.

The dev who wrote the threads doesn't work for the company anymore.

Huh

http://www.pcgamesn.com/paranautica...ned-to-smite-gabe-newell-is-now-back-on-steam

But it wasn't until the rights to the game were entirely sold off to Digerati Distribution that Paranautical Activity could, today, find itself back on the Steam store.

Well that's a bit of a downer; dev company puts their heart and soul into a game, only to have to sell it to another distribution company because one of the biggest digital distributors out there refuses to deal with them because of the stupidity of one man.

At least it'll teach other people that twitter's no excuse to behave like a degenerate.

 

[warpig]

 

[racofer]

 

[Delterius]

At least it'll teach other people that twitter's no excuse to behave like a degenerate.

You are so optimistic, its funny.

 

[Caim]

Isn't that the guy who drew the KKK art for that one Magic: the Gathering card?

 

[G.O.D]

This image is just perfect.

Thanks, E.D!

 

[Darth Roxor]

About time someone did that.

 

[Infinitron]

The Pizza Party Where Everyone Got Fired

Game industry layoff stories.

 

[sser]

The Pizza Party Where Everyone Got Fired

Game industry layoff stories.

I feel like the family in the last story just never learned. Not to say that wouldn't suck, but at some point I imagine it would be best for the family if the husband looked into a non-gaming career, and maybe stop having kids while your life is tumultuous, too.

 

[felipepepe]

Yeah, not to be an asshole, but I had the same impression. "Our life is hell, everything is going wrong, can't get a stable job... better have a 5th child then!"

Seriously, even with a stable job raising 5 kids would be a financial suicide. And if you're having so much trouble finding a job with your skillset, you might want to consider learning some new stuff.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Yeah, not to be an asshole, but I had the same impression. "Our life is hell, everything is going wrong, can't get a stable job... better have a 5th child then!"

Seriously, even with a stable job raising 5 kids would be a financial suicide. And if you're having so much trouble finding a job with your skillset, you might want to consider learning some new stuff.

Idiocracy - a comedy rapidly turning into a documentary.

(Not dissing you, but the example you named.)

 

[profreshinal]

5,000 Miles Away
I was hired by this huge studio in early 2014 to work as a Game Designer on one of their free-to-play titles. They recruited me because they wanted someone to help revamp the game to make it profitable again. The recruitment was very fast: there was a single interview, and the next day, I was informed they wanted me to fill the spot.

This is a typical end-of-line scenario for periodic content type games. The team gets gradually relocated to other projects and once the last designer leaves someone enthusiastic but with no knowledge of the game and comes from outside the company gets offered the job. The new designer's purpose is just to appease the consumerbase so they keep spending and any delays will be explained by the new dev that is still getting familiar. Then the games "suddenly" closes due to a change in priorities in the company or w/e.

 

[A horse of course]

The Pizza Party Where Everyone Got Fired

Game industry layoff stories.

Learn to pastebin

Anyway, the pizza story sounds more like management expected everyone to already know they were fired (they're q&a grunts, they just finished a big project) and was throwing the party as a "thanks and goodbye".

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

 

[Gondolin]

Yeah, not to be an asshole, but I had the same impression. "Our life is hell, everything is going wrong, can't get a stable job... better have a 5th child then!"

Seriously, even with a stable job raising 5 kids would be a financial suicide. And if you're having so much trouble finding a job with your skillset, you might want to consider learning some new stuff.

But if you don't have five children, how will Western civilization survive? Every time you have recreational sex, baby Higher Game cries. In a female anus.

 

[Jick Magger]

 

[Rivmusique]

I can't believe Casavir and Bishop have fans. I saw a video before with both Casavir and the gnome bard in the players group. Some sick people around...

 

[Jick Magger]

They tried to get money for this.

 

[AngryEddy]

But if you don't have five children, how will Western civilization survive?

By finding pockets of air underneath the mountains of gang violence, illiteracy, and teenage mothers.

 

[pakoito]

Remember how Paranautical Activity got pulled from Steam after its developer threatened to kill Gaben?

Well hey, guess who's back!

EDIT: Night Goat OPPRESSION

What's Paranautical Activity? Sounds like a Terror From The Deep Silent Hill-esque spin-off.

FPS roguelite with very little meat.

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

Time to add something to the Quake collection.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Time to add something to the Quake collection.

Aww, look at de widdle eldritch horror!