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Mefi

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Roqua said:

Obviously all that heritage went to waste.


Interesting idea by Bioware. Reminded me of those publishers who ask for your short stories and may even print them, providing you sign over all rights.

Not sure what purpose the whole thing serves. They'd get the same level/quality of response if they offered a free NWN sticker to the winner. And the winner would be mightily pleased with their prize judging from the level of writing ability I've seen in NWN mods.
 

MarFish

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Roqua said:
Okay, I like fries. I'm also 1st generation American so the french didnt help shit during any revolutions in my people's time. Guess what, lady? I'm half Italian. My people concured all the known world. Guess what else? I'm half cape verdean. I'm part niger, part port-a-gee. Guess what else? You're a fucking pussy probably. Guess what else. My cock is probably way fucking than yours. Guess what else? My parents were born in neither Cape Verea or Italy (sicily). My dad, the part niger was born in pussy land, also know as france. My mother was born in tunis. My mother was born into an arabic country that was a french territory and was sicilian. And its in Africa.

And guess what else? You're stupid. France is gay. Fuck france. Fuck canada. And fuck any other whinney ass pussy country filled with cry baby bitches. Fuck em. Right in their bitch asses. I'd love to tie freedom fries into my pubic hairs and tea bag you, you fucking queer. Fuck the south while we're at it. I can't stand those fuckers either. And the irish of course. Little short stinky bastards and their beady eyes. And the English. Their pussies too. And college kids. They are basically french, or at best maybe french canadian. Who cares, it all equals pussy. Like you, pussyface.

His Tourette syndrome is kicking in, so he must be french. Roqua, get medical attention.
 

Roqua

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Mefi said:
Roqua said:

Obviously all that heritage went to waste.

First off, I never said "snip". Thats called libel, lady. I would never type such a vulgar word. That has caused undue harm and irrepearable damage to my character. See you in court, cuntface.

Secondly, how did it go to waste? I eat pasta all the time. I'm wicked hairy also. Should I make a spear, put a bone through my nose, and run around naked going "uga-booga, click clicky?" That sounds like fun and all, and i guess i could fit it into my schedule, so i guess nothing is really holding me back. Thanks for setting me straight. I'll stop wasting all my heritage and start getting real. Word. I guess I'll eat some fried chicken and get some bitches pregnant too. That will be awesome.

And why are people being more nice to me than not. I think I got like three compliments in the last week. Is everyone turning gay?
 

TheGreatGodPan

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Roqua, you failed to properly insult Baldur's Gate in that other thread, so I declare you to be a faggot pussy.

Canadians like to brag about how they supposedly burned down Washington, but the truth is that Americans burned down Toronto first, then in retaliation some British troops sailed in from the West Indies. Canadians had fuck all to do with the razing of the White House.

You can certainly disagree with the Iraq war, as I do, but the fact is in military terms it achieved the objective of regime change with casualties lower than most other wars we've been involved in and there is not currently a force strong enough to force the Iraqi government out of power.

And yeah, the Normans weren't French. They were Norsemen who had basically seized a part of France (or given it as extortion booty). They were accompanied by Bretons when they came back, but the Bretons were former Britons (ie Welsh).
 

Roqua

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Thats better.
 

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