Incline Chris Avellone Appreciation Station

[Vic]

It looks more like a small can to me, with the top rim clear aluminum that is reflecting light. Possibly an energy drink.

notice how there are no diet cokes on the counter?

curious

 

[Dadd]

That's a can. If you think otherwise you're blind.

 

[Ismaul]

Really guys I thought this was the Avellone Appreciation Station, where my man is a rebel with prestigious taste who arrives fashionably late.

Not the Avellone's "such a loser no one wants of him at their table despite there being empty seats, and no one even gave him a chair so he had to grab one himself from the back conference room just to have a place to sit alone, while sipping on a fucking soda like a normie" station.

C'mon man! Where's the love?

 

[normie]

notice how there are no diet cokes on the counter?

curious

there are, you fucking blind retards

if you count the visible ones, there's probably one or two more around that are obscured

 

[Vic]

seems like you've solved the case

 

[Eirinjas]

I refuse to believe that MCA would stoop to the faggotry of drinking Diet Cola. And I maintain that the can he is holding is half the size of other soda cans and therefore likely an energy drink. He looks jetlagged too.

 

[normie]

I refuse to believe that MCA would stoop to the faggotry of drinking Diet Cola. And I maintain that the can he is holding is half the size of other soda cans and therefore likely an energy drink. He looks jetlagged too.

 

[Vic]

everybody is drinking diet coke for some reason, unless it's some kind of conspiracy it's likely that somebody just passed them around

 

[normie]

everybody is drinking diet coke for some reason, unless it's some kind of conspiracy it's likely that somebody just passed them around

pressures to put on appearances they're health-minded with their choice of fizzy goyjuice
non-diet is perceived as low class, so in a public setting people prefer to be seen to pick the diet option

 

[Roguey]

everybody is drinking diet coke for some reason, unless it's some kind of conspiracy it's likely that somebody just passed them around

pressures to put on appearances they're health-minded with their choice of fizzy goyjuice
non-diet is perceived as low class, so in a public setting people prefer to be seen to pick the diet option

The vast majority of them are just drinking water. A few gotta have their coffee.

 

[normie]

everybody is drinking diet coke for some reason, unless it's some kind of conspiracy it's likely that somebody just passed them around

pressures to put on appearances they're health-minded with their choice of fizzy goyjuice
non-diet is perceived as low class, so in a public setting people prefer to be seen to pick the diet option

The vast majority of them are just drinking water. A few gotta have their coffee.

water was probably in every seat with the card, still unopened clearly, fizzy juice and coffee appears to be by choice

 

[Ismaul]

notice how there are no diet cokes on the counter?

curious

there are, you fucking blind retards

And where doth the bottles of water cometh from then, my man? None to be found on the counter. Must be from another room, yes? Another room with purchasable drinks! Aha!

Don't give me none of that "they were already on the table" cope. There are glasses and what looks like water carafes on the counter, but people brought their bottled water because they weren't expecting there to be free drinks.

Think, Watson, think!

 

[Eirinjas]

That old dude with the gross diseased leg tho.

 

[Vic]

That old dude with the gross diseased leg tho.

how about the guy with the sunglasses on

 

[Zed Duke of Banville]

That old dude with the gross diseased leg tho.

how about the guy with the sunglasses on

 

[Alienman]

Waiting for the usual outlets to pick up this story now.

"Is Chris Avellone on a downward alcoholic spiral? Click for more!"

 

[NecroLord]

That old dude with the gross diseased leg tho.

how about the guy with the sunglasses on

 

[The Great Deceiver]

 

[Don Peste]

He looks so tiny, so far away there in the back, I still believe he was photoshopped in.

 

[Vic]

He looks so tiny, so far away there in the back, I still believe he was photoshopped in.

nobody wanted to sit with him at the table because he smelled like booze

 

[normie]

He looks so tiny, so far away there in the back, I still believe he was photoshopped in.

everybody seated in white chairs behind or around a table, Avellone sitting way back in the cuck corner in a black chair, what did they mean by this?

 

[Roguey]

everybody seated in white chairs behind or around a table, Avellone sitting way back in the cuck corner in a black chair, what did they mean by this?

The white chairs have no armrests because they're expected to use the table, so it's good that he's using a different chair.

 

[agris]

what the fuck is going on in this thread

 

[NecroLord]

what the fuck is going on in this thread

We meticulously analyze the content and brand of Chris's choice of beverage while he is in a relatively secluded spot.

 

[0sacred]

now we only need someone to explain the dirty grin on his face