Completed Dawn of War tournament - itz DONE!

[Dayyālu]

general is p. bad and u shud probably never get him tho

Today I managed to get people to ragequit with guard inf early harassment

it's horrible

Please start this tourney pubbies in Soulstorm are painful particularly if you are used to good RTS communities like meself

I'd prefer to be raped by RK47 again than to play again with random screaming lithuanians that drop after losing three orks

 

[Snorkack]

Speaking about getting raped by RK47

Id like to retract Necrons as my second race in favor of Gundam Mobile Suits Tau. Thanks!

 

[Stormcrowfleet]

Speaking about getting raped by RK47

Id like to retract Necrons as my second race in favor of Gundam Mobile Suits Tau. Thanks!

The RK47 effect.

 

[RK47]

 

[RK47]

A preview of our two top seeds in action.

 

[Darth Roxor]

Friendly reminder that signups are closing in 2 days and there are still fags who are undecided about their races, such as Jaedar, hello friend, Dayyālu, Ninjerk.

Also paging two fags who poasted in the previous thread but never poasted here Latro, Brotherman Bill

 

[Dayyālu]

IG and Speesh Marines.

Close those goddamn signups I CANT STAND PUBBIES ANY LONGER

 

[hello friend]

Friendly reminder that signups are closing in 2 days and there are still fags who are undecided about their races, such as Jaedar, hello friend, Dayyālu, Ninjerk.

Also paging two fags who poasted in the previous thread but never poasted here Latro, Brotherman Bill

Don't worry. Fuck.

 

[RK47]

 

[RNGsus]

Disclaimer: I've never played Soulstorm, not even seen a video, because at the time I heard it was ass. I just bought it last night so I could try Armageddon.

ConjugalVisits / gmt -4 / orks/guardsmen

 

[Darth Roxor]

that's the spirit, lad

 

[hello friend]

Playing sisters of battle is gonna make me strangle someone. I think I'll pick them as my second race, just to suffer.

 

[RK47]

Location : North Korea

 

[hello friend]

hello friend - ( ﾟ_ゝﾟ) 7 - GMT+1 - Space Marines/Sisters of Battle

 

[Darth Roxor]

ok then

the problem is that unless we get one more sudden contestant, we're gonna be at 11 players, which means the divisions will be ~unbalanced~

fortunately unlike with blood bowl this won't technically be that much of a problem

 

[hello friend]

Forgot to mention - I'll be out of country from the 3rd of july to the 12.

 

[Jaedar]

I've noticed no one is playing deldar. Therefore I change my races to Dark Eldar and Necron to add more variety to the tourny.

I will be away from keyboard from 13th of July to the 20th (I will have phone + hopefully some internetz so I'll be able to check the thread occasionally, but won't have computer to play dow).

 

[RK47]

I've noticed no one is playing deldar..

Ah, disguising a powerful pick as diversity.

To everyone else:
Prepare anus.

 

[Darth Roxor]

Ninjerk you faggot

 

[Brotherman Bill]

herostratus GMT+2 IG/eldar

 

[Darth Roxor]

Then we have 12 fags. Bueno.

I'll seed the league some time later today. Gonna do it as 2 divisions of 6 people, 2 best of each progress into semis, then the semi winners proceed to final while losers will fight for 3rd place participation award.

 

[RK47]

A demonstration of two under-represented factions for this tournament, Dark Eldar & Chaos.


Gotta know 'bout Eldar trickery too...

 

[RNGsus]

 

[Darth Roxor]

ITZ

OOOOOOOOOOOON

Here's our league.

And here's our match "schedule". Remember that the random map is set only for the first game.

Division 1 is basically the death group. That shit is sure as hell gonna be one huge meatgroinda.

I seeded all this using an irc dice roller bot, with comrades jaedar and deso presiding over the seeding. If anyone cares, here's the log.

Spoiler

<Chomik> ok, seeding divisions now
<Chomik> we have 2 divisions with 6 players each
<Chomik> ,dowseed 1 1
<Commander_Boreale> Darth Roxor
<Chomik> oh wait no
<Chomik> need a different command
<Chomik> ,dowseed div1/1
<Commander_Boreale> Desocupado
<Chomik> ,dowseed div1/2
<Commander_Boreale> Darth Roxor
<Chomik> ,dowseed div1/3
<Commander_Boreale> Dayyalu
<Chomik> ,dowseed div1/4
<Commander_Boreale> Stormcrowfleet
<Chomik> ,dowseed div1/5
<Commander_Boreale> Ninjerk
<Chomik> ,dowseed div1/6
<Commander_Boreale> Jaedar
<Chomik> ok
<Jaedar> 2 divisions ?
<Chomik> then division 2 is snorkack, reject, quatlo, a name, hello friend, brotherman bill
<Chomik> yes
<Jaedar> quite lucky there were no doubles rolled
<Chomik> I took measures
<Chomik> against that
<Jaedar> but how?
<Chomik> removing guy from .txt
<Chomik> when he's drawn
<Jaedar> k
<Chomik> now lemme organise that shit and draw maps
<Jaedar> and resaving under a new name or wot?
<Jaedar> first map is random?
<Chomik> yeah
<Chomik> first map is random
* deso has joined #codexdow
<Chomik> dowseed.txt was a list of 12 dudes
<Chomik> each time a dude was picked
<Chomik> i removed him from .txt
<Chomik> and saved
<Jaedar> k
<Jaedar> a tough division to be sure, with so many champions of codexdh
<Chomik> yeah
<Chomik> div 1 is the death group
<deso> Shit
<deso> We all got in the same division?
<Chomik> not all
<Chomik> so there are 15 matches
<Chomik> in every division
<Chomik> if I'm arranging this correctly
<Jaedar> that's a lot of matches
<Jaedar> more than everyone against everyone?
<Jaedar> or do you mean 5 matches, up to 15 games?
<Chomik> nope
<Chomik> 15 matches up to 45 games
<Chomik> here come the maps
<Chomik> division one
<Chomik> ,dowmap deso vs roxor
<Commander_Boreale> Quest's Triumph
<Chomik> ,dowmap deso vs dayyalu
<Commander_Boreale> Fata Morga
<Chomik> ,dowmap deso vs stormcrowfleet
<Commander_Boreale> Battle Marshes
<Chomik> ,dowmap deso vs ninjerk
<Commander_Boreale> Frostbite River
<Chomik> ,dowmap deso vs jaedar
<Commander_Boreale> Frostbite River
<Chomik> ,dowmap roxor vs dayyalu
<Commander_Boreale> Tranquility's End
<Chomik> ,dowmap roxor vs stormcrowfleet
<Commander_Boreale> Frazier's Demise
<Jaedar> jebus, this tournament is going to take a year lol
<Chomik> ,dowmap roxor vs ninjerk
<Commander_Boreale> Tranquility's End
<Chomik> ,dowmap roxor vs jaedar
<Commander_Boreale> Frazier's Demise
<Chomik> ,dowmap dayyalu vs stormcrowfleet
<Commander_Boreale> Frostbite River
<Chomik> ,dowmap dayyalu vs ninjerk
<Commander_Boreale> Quest's Triumph
<Chomik> ,dowmap dayyalu vs jaedar
<Commander_Boreale> Battle Marshes
<Chomik> ,dowmap stormcrowfleet vs ninjerk
<Commander_Boreale> Moonbase
<Chomik> ,dowmap stormcrowfleet vs jaedar
<Commander_Boreale> Tranquility's End
<Chomik> ,dowmap ninjerk vs jaedar
<Commander_Boreale> Frazier's Demise
<Jaedar> nvm im dumb
<Chomik> that map draw sure is biase
<Chomik> d
<Chomik> anyway, division zwei
<Chomik> ,dowmap snorkack vs reject
<Commander_Boreale> Tranquility's End
<Chomik> ,dowmap snorkack vs quatlo
<Commander_Boreale> Meeting of Minds
<Chomik> ,dowmap snorkack vs a name
<Commander_Boreale> Titan's Fall
<Chomik> ,dowmap snorkack vs hello friend
<Commander_Boreale> Moonbase
<Chomik> ,dowmap snorkack vs brotherman bill
<Commander_Boreale> Frazier's Demise
<Chomik> ,dowmap reject vs quatlo
<Commander_Boreale> Blood River
<Chomik> ,dowmap reject vs a name
<Commander_Boreale> Fata Morga
<Chomik> ,dowmap reject vs hello friend
<Commander_Boreale> Moonbase
<Chomik> ,dowmap reject vs the bill
<Commander_Boreale> Fata Morga
<Chomik> ,dowmap quatlo vs a name
<Commander_Boreale> Shrine of Excellion
<Chomik> ,dowmap quatlo vs hello friend
<Commander_Boreale> Frostbite River
<Chomik> ,dowmap quatlo vs the bill
<Commander_Boreale> Meeting of Minds
<Chomik> ,dowmap a name vs hello friend
<Commander_Boreale> Frazier's Demise
<Chomik> ,dowmap a name vs the bill
<Commander_Boreale> Blood River
<Chomik> ,dowmap hello friend vs the bill
<Commander_Boreale> Meeting of Minds
<Chomik> and now for semi finals
<Chomik> ,dowmap semifinal1
<Commander_Boreale> Meeting of Minds
<Chomik> ,dowmap semifinal2
<Commander_Boreale> Moonbase
<Chomik> ,dowmap third place match
<Commander_Boreale> Quest's Triumph
<Chomik> ,dowmap final
<Commander_Boreale> Frazier's Demise
<deso> Well, fuck
<deso> Got both you fuckers
<Chomik> that concludes seedung

 

[Dayyālu]

Eldar are incredibly strong if properly set-up.

I kindly ask Darth Roxor to switch me to IG\Chaos, in the case. RK is right, we need variety.