Crispy™ Does Shafav Hamon Work For Obsidian?

[RK47]

Charity workers.

 

[Sykar]

He gets payed deep into his pocket.

Spoiler

 

[Storyfag]

No no no, the true question is: is Obsidian working for Safav Hamon ?

 

[The Wall]

No no no, the true question is: is Obsidian working for Safav Hamon ?

Safav Hamon confirmed to be Bill Gates!

RPG Codex - meeting place for Earth's elites to gather to shitpost and shill for their favourite games. End of world in nuclear purge delayed thanks to Codex's resistance to shill attempts by Gates and Friends of Evil L.L.C. to convince Codexers that POE is "meh but still ok BG clone"

We're 3 POE reviews away from End Times. All Codexers, if you save your POE reviews in progress you delete the world!

 

[OneCityGal]

Shafav is a Bethesda shill, trying to smear the good Obsidian name!

 

[SpaceWizardz]

Joined: Yesterday

Banned

How did he even manage this?

 

[zwanzig_zwoelf]

Shafav actually applied for an internship with us, back when I was an owner. I know this for a fact - HR ladies asked me to sit in on an interview because he seemed creepy. The interview unfortunately didn't go well, he couldn't finish his sentences, avoided any eye contact and kept staring at the ground.

At one point he asked to see Josh Sawyer. When I inquired why he became really agitated, raised his voice, stood up, walked up to me and with a squishy high voice he said "You think you're a big man, huh?". I asked him to sit down, but he kept poking me in the chest and saying "Huh?! Huh?!".

I said "Well that's it for today, we'll call you back". He left immediately and slammed the door on his way out.

I only have two words for you: your loss.

Safav came to us and was immediately promoted to the lead writer for Fallout 76. I do get strange vibes every time I enter his office, though -- I'm glad Todd never walked in, he'd immediately notice a used dakimakura with Josh Sawyer printed on along with a dragon dildo attached...