Information Dragon Age 3 Plot Synopsis and Companions Leaked?

[ironyuri]

Dragon Age 3: Abandon Ship

Dragon Age 3: EA Will Close Us Down Approx. 2-3 months after we ship

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Dragon Age 3: End Days

 

[Excidium]

The characters look like they came out of those freeform LARP forums.

 

[Menckenstein]

Dragon Age 3: Bone of the Anders

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Dragon Age 3: The Movie: The Fanfiction: The Game

Dragon Age 3: Somehow, There Is Cole (SPOILERS: Cole was undead from the very beginning)

Dragon Age 3: Red / Dragon Age 3: White - trade exclusive party members with the other version via Facebook - Gotta Bang 'Em All!

Dragon Age 3: Dragon Rage

Cole: A long time ago, a young man died a cruel death in a dark place. And now, somehow, there is Cole. Was he a spirit of a demon? Is he human now? Cole’s not sure it matters anymore.

I like how they don't even pretend give a fuck; even in descriptions

Don't be silly. He'll obviously tell you all about his tortured past once you give him enough slices of cake, his favorite gift.

 

[racofer]

ITT:

Codexer # 4771230: Derp Agurr 3: I WANT TO BE CREATIVE

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Dragon Age 3:

 

[Darth Roxor]

Dragon Age 3: Somehow, There Is Coal

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[Stabwound]

Wow, why do they keep making the same game over and over?

"You, the hero, must unite forces from across the lands to defeat the ancient evil."

That's been the plot of every Bioware game for the past 10 years

 

[Renegen]

Well since they're already making surveys just to figure out what the name of the game should be, what its plot should be and what its characters should look like, I predict with 100% certainty that DA3 will be an uninspired piece of crap.

 

[Mastermind]

Why?
I mean, DA 1 was a decent game, but DA2 was terrible.

DA2 was better than DA1, though calling either one "decent" is a huge stretch.

 

[Infinitron]

DA2 was better than DA1

 

[JarlFrank]

I think you mistyped that, mastermind.

 

[Lagole Gon]

Well... it certainly provided more entertainment

 

[Mastermind]

I think you mistyped that, mastermind.

They have a lot of things in common. Shit story, shit characters,shit quests, tedious combat, too much hiking. DAO had better mages but DA2 had better rogues/warriors and was slightly faster paced, so it was more fun to actually play.

 

[Mastermind]

Wow, why do they keep making the same game over and over?

"You, the hero, must unite forces from across the lands to defeat the ancient evil."

That's been the plot of every Bioware game for the past 10 years

Not DA2's.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Wow, why do they keep making the same game over and over?

"You, the hero, must unite forces from across the lands to defeat the ancient evil."

That's been the plot of every Bioware game for the past 10 years

It's been the plot of most games, ever. Some are just more edgy and skip the "find friends" part.

 

[Phelot]

Instead of the blood strip being across the PC's nose, it'll be over one eye.

 

[Ion Prothon II]

Dragon Age 3: Somehow, There Is Cole (SPOILERS: Cole was undead from the very beginning)

 

[HotSnack]

I'm wary of how legit the leak is. It's just sad that the characters listed in the leak sound like both outrageous parodies of Bio stock characters and yet completely par for the course.

 

[deus101]

Where are the pony mods when you REALLY need them?

 

[Johannes]

Instead of the blood strip being across the PC's nose, it'll be over one eye.

What was the deal with the facial blood in DA2 anyway? I never got it (playing the game might help, but...).

 

[Malpercio]

it becomes clear that someone or something is manipulating events to drive the world into chaos.

Not really.

 

[Roguey]

Cole's a character that appeared in one of Gaider's novels. He is ascended

I'm excited about this because as far as I know it'll be the first ever mainstream game with a female majority writing staff (5 out of 7). They should definitely hype that up. Bioware: We Want the Fifty Shades of Grey Audience. Get some rope in those animated sex scenes.

 

[Manjuice Nutella]

I'm excited about this because as far as I know it'll be the first ever mainstream game with a female majority writing staff (5 out of 7).

Female Gaze: Interracial porn between perfect (yet emotionally traumatized) specimens artificially divided between mission briefings into few conversations resulting in beautiful eternal relationship