Preview Dragon Age Creature Update: The High Dragon

[BearBomber]

According to polish fantasy book Pan Lodowego Ogrodu laws of physic don't allow dragons to fly.

 

[Jim Cojones]

According to polish fantasy book Pan Lodowego Ogrodu laws of physic don't allow dragons to fly.

Which laws of physics? These that rules our lives or these from fantasy worlds?

 

[Rhalle]

Their website is just awful.

It really is.

It was hideous before, but now that it's trying to attract the tards it's even worse, something I didn't think was possible.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Dragons can use magic, which means fuck physics

 

[aweigh]

if pterodactyls could fly y nut dragons ??

 

[kris]

We can do better than cats!:

They say that multi-headed dicks once ruled the floors of Thedas. The greatest of these were the Old Golds, beings thought to have tricked mankind into turning away from the Maker, and who were imprisoned beneath the earth for their deceit. Their children were the winged dicks worshipped by the magisters of the Tevinter Imperium; images of multi-headed dicks adorned every statue across the land. In more recent ages, Nevarran multi-headed dick hunters supposedly brought the species to extinction, harvesting them for their boners, which absorb enchantment like no known metal. But at the end of the Blessed Age, a high multi-headed dick emerged in the Frostbacks and began a rampage through the highlands. The next Age was named in its honor. Because a high multi-headed dick only begins a rampage when it is ready to spread a new batch of seed, that sighting will certainly not be the last.

It is all in the details.

 

[Volourn]

"i'm waiting for you to troll the dark sun thread and get ripped apart"

Keep waiting. I liek DS, I just find it overrated, and there's nothing really specail about its dragons.

 

[Ahzaruuk]

High dragons, eh?
Imagine how much weed would a dragon have to smoke to get high.

Probably enough that they could sustain the market on only a handful alone.

 

[Callaxes]

You know, that avatar makes you a much more noticeable poster.

 

[Tails]

Please enter your date of birth

To bad there is no please fuck off option.

Anyway, it looks like typical Dragon for me.

 

[Ahzaruuk]

You know, that avatar makes you a much more noticeable poster.

Just what I needed, eh?